Oopsie doopsies

Ohh....H-hey guys.... so, um, sorry for being inactive for a long, long time on this story. I'm a little reluctant to do chapter 13 because...I'm not the feels type of guy, and chapter 13 is all about feels (or at least it will make me cry. I'm a wimpy little cry baby, so it shouldn't affect you guys). In fact, sorry for being a little inactive in all of my stories. I haven't even started the next dare in AODTCF (Ask or dare the Cipher family). I'm not even close to publishing the first two chapters (Excluding the intro) in GF/CTCD (Gravity Falls/ Courage The Cowardly Dog). The only time I updated my RANDOMNESS book was to rant. Mabill one shots....well, I'm short on inspiration, so, it's somewhat justified. So...to try to entertain you guys until the next time I update on any of my stories, I'll give you some musicals relating to the stories! Yes, I really am a super sucker for musicals. (These musical sections won't be appearing in the stories they relate to. Their just for fun)

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AHMBSHA (A horrible Mabill story has appeared. Oh, by the way, Bill is referring to Pandora, the pentagram with an obsession over Bill, in this song, not Mabel.)

Bill: *Playing on the piano* At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never live with you stalking me at the sides.
But then I spent so many nights thinking how you did me wrong
And I grew strong.
AND I LEARNED HOW TO GET ALONG!
And so you're back! From outer space!
I just walked in to find you here with that joyous look upon your face.
I should have changed that stupid lock.
I should have made you leave your key
If I had known for just one second
You'd be back to bother me!
Go on now, go!
Walk out the door!
Just turn around now!
Cause your not welcome anymore!
Weren't you the one who would never say goodbye?
Did ya think I'd crumble?
Did you think I'd lay down and die?!
Oh no, not I! I will survive!
Oh, as long as I know how to hate,
I know I'll stay alive!
I got all my life to live
And I got all my love to give.
And I will survive! I will survive! Hey hey!
*Instrumental*

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(Oh yeah. That's right, folks. I'm a brony. FIGHT ME!)

AODTCF

(This is Little Cents, Bill's sister, visiting Bill's statue to mourn.)

Little Cents: So here you are my bro.
A statue oh so cold and DEAD.
You tore their world apart,
And summoned ever screaming heads.
N-now I must carry on
Making madness for you instead.
Cause you....are my brother Cipher.
And you...are a piece of me.
*Speaking while crying*
I miss you, brother.
You should probably know who: eheheh. Ahahaha! HAHAHAHAHA!
Cents: I call still hear your annoying laugh...
*The eye on Bill's statue starts glowing yellow*
Cents: eh?
*BACK TO SINGING*
Bill: Please do not cry, my sis.
You're making a foolish situation out of this.
BUT WHEN I DO BUST OUT...
We can spread the weirdness I so dearly miss.
Our joy will be their pain
As their world drowns in bloody rain
Cause I....am your brother Cipher
And I....am a piece of you...

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GF/ CTCD:
Gravity Falls is not what you'd call a sleepy town.
Neither is nowhere, which cannot be found.
Yet all the people rest at the moon's request.
And when the sun goes down...
AND THAT'S WHEN THE MAYHEM AWAKENS
And monsters crawl out of nowhere.
Save our families, even if we come across some scares.
While the people are sleeping behind safe walls,
We're evading freaky barbers and exploring haunted halls!
Defeating Katz, Depressed doctors with rats, and exploring abandoned malls.
I mean, what are you going to do in Nowhere and Gravity Falls?

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Randomness:
(This would basically be me if you gave me reality warping powers and had me control the universe. JUST DON'T PUT ME IN CONTROL OF ANYTHING.)
Swe9tyNE26: *Wearing Superman slippers* You could be a goody two shoes till the end of your days.
You could listen to them say *Gets stuck in prison* "Crime never pays".
You can follow every law, have some tea and chat.
But why would you want to? HUH!? Where's the fun in that?
Where's the fun in thaaaaaat?
So smile, darn ya smile!
Everybody loves to grin!
Follow my lead!
Recite my creed, and smile, darn ya smile!
*Floats down on an umbrella, finds a bunch of tiny armies coming after him*
Don't listen to the dull who say that life is a bore.
*Shoots army men, army men become jelly men*
Those funny duddies spoil my fun!
That's why I strive to eradicate gloom!
It's from that itch *Rips a cut in reality*
I MADE THE SWITCH! *Body messes up in form*
And choose my nan de Blume!
Swe9tyNE26!
There's the fun in that!
AUAHAHA!
There's the fun in thaaaaaatttt!
So smile, darn ya smile!
Everybody ought to laugh!
And so with glee, *Rockets up to space* I DO DECREE!
*Planets grow gross monster mouths and start singing*
Planets (Yes, they have gross voices that sound like death in blob form): Just smile, darn ya smile!
*Sun turns into a mine, sun blows up everything* 

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(Oh yeah. That video is a thing.)
Stupid Mabill One-shots:

Mabel: *Doodling some hearts with triangles and stars* I've met a odd boy
Who's unlike any other.
He's a charm and a joy,
And right now I discover I'm dreaming all day, Skipping along,
*Does a ballerina spin* Swirling on my tippy toes and making up songs!
It's so crazy, I can squeal
About the way Bill makes me feel!
So bubbly,
And fluttery,
AND JUST PLAIN WEIRD!
Any doubts I had before
Have now disappeared! *Giggles*

*Meanwhile, in The Nightmare Realm*
Teeth: Bill, are you actually gonna eat your maggot cheese and fire crackers? Cause if you aren't, I'll gladly eat them for you!
Bill: *Snaps back to 'Reality'* What?! Of course I am! Why wouldn't I be eating some cheese and crackers?
Lava Lamp Guy: You did nothing but draw triangles and shooting stars in your cheese and shaped your crackers into hearts for the past 30 minutes.
Bill: What?! No! Your being craz- *Looks at cheese and crackers, finds out LLG is right, blushes* O-o-oh! Well... I better start eating to catch up with you guys! *Takes plate, stuffs plate and food in eye, chews it quickly* Oh! Look at that
I'm done! Well, see ya! Later, suckers! *Teleports home*
8 Ball: Gee. Bill sure has been acting strange lately.
Hectorgon: I know! What happened to our non-lovey dovey master?!

*At Bill's house*
Bill: *Snaps fingers, sky around house turns into a regular night sky with stars* I met an odd girl
Who's unlike any other.
She is out of this world
And right now I discover that I'm making some hearts,
Staring through space,
And looking like a doofus when I think of Mabel's face.
It's so strange, I cannot rest
With this thumping near my chest (Or whatever his center part is called).
So pleasantly
And heavenly
*Rips off some of his top part* AND DRIVING ME NUTS!
But it's also warm and nice....
So why should I fuss?

Mabel and Bill: I met someone odd
Whose left me awed.
So bubbly
And fluttery
AND JUST PLAIN WEIRD!
Any doubts I had before
Have now disappearedddddd!

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Mabel: *Standing around before noticing everything starting to black out as a hole closing in* Oh! This one of those cartoon things, right? Well, I guess I better do it, then! That's all folks!
Cents: Hey! I want to do this! That's all fo-
Swe9tyNE26: *Uses one of those mechanical gloves to punch Cents out of the way* Let me do this. THAT'S ALL FOL-
Henchmaniacs: *Unintentionally pushes Swe9tyNE26 out of the thing, through the hole, and into the bottomless abyss* THAT'S ALL MORTALS!
Bill: Don't worry. That nerd that got pushed into the abyss will come back...unfortunately.

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