3rd person P.O.V
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Mabel got her Mabel juice, " 'I'M BEING WATCHED'" sweater on, and smile dip ready for her date with Bill.

"ALRIGHT BILL! I'M READY!" Bill popped out of nowhere with his fancy hat and tie.

"Yellow?" Mabel expected Bill to turn completely yellow when he said that, but Bill didn't seem to do anything out of the ordinary.

"Bill! So, how are we gonna get to your house? Isn't it like...Six feet underground or something?" Bill chuckled.

"Please kid, my place is a lot worse than hell. And it's 618 FEET UNDER, FOR YOUR INFORMATION!" Now it was Mabel's turn to chuckle.

"So, are we gonna go now or what?"

"Yeah, let's go." Bill took Mabel's hand and teleported her and himself into the nightmare realm. A few things may have been left during the teleportation, including the smile dip.

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Cut to Bill and Mabel in the nightmare realm. They past a few nightmare attractions (Worlds most horrific ant statue, Biggest living puppet that feels human feelings, etc.) before getting to Bill's "normal" house.

"Well...this is....not what I was expecting."

"But it's certainly nice, isn't it?" Bill was sweating, though it would have been unnoticeable.

"Yeah...I guess."

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Rough cut to the mystery shack, where Dipper was searching for Mabel.

"Mabel? Mabel, where are you? We were going to play a game of Attic Stuff Mini Golf. Mabe-" Dipper stepped in some smile dip. A wave of fear hit him. "Oh no. Mabel, you didn't." Ford overheard Dipper and rushed toward him.

"Dipper, what's wrong?"

"Mabel must've eaten smile dip again. That thing makes your brain go nuts."

"Isn't that thing banned in 78 countries?"

"Well, there are some in an abandoned markets." Ford then noticed something in the corner of his eye.

"Oh no...Dipper, this problem is a lot worse then you think." Dipper was in massive fear when he heard that.

"WHAT!? WHAT'S GOING ON!? WHAT HAPPENED!?" Ford put on some 3D glasses and found some green dust on the smile Dip.

"This bag of smile dip seems to hold some void matter. It must of been in the holdings of someone who had traveled to another dimension. And this void dust seems to originate from..." Ford had the 3D glasses zoom in on it. The glasses then calculated where the dust originated from. The results were not helping Dipper with his fear.

"Oh no...Dipper, this dust seems to originate from the nightmare realm. It originates from the home of Bill Cipher." Dipper was in shock.

"BILL!? YOU MEAN THE TRIANGLE!?"

"YES! How did you know?"

"I met Bill before with Mabel. He tried to destroy Stanley's mind, took over my body, and is in general a messed up person. Bill's home. I can't bare to think what Bill could be doing to Mabel there..."

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Cut to Bill's "Normal" house, where Bill was serving crumpets and tea.

"So...uh...how's the weather...?" The date didn't seem to be going anywhere.

"Oh, you know...Sun, rain, rainbows." Mabel sipped some tea.

"Yeah...great, great..." Bill looked at his conversation cards given to him by the British Dog. "So, here's a normal question. What's your favorite fear?" Mabel was confused.

"Favorite Fear?"

"WHAT! REALLY! I AM TOO!" It was at this moment, Bill knew, He F$/)-& Up. "UHHH, I MEAN... MORE
CRUMPETS!" Bill threw some crumpets in the air, hitting Mabel and Himself, though he could care less as he got out more conversation cards. "NEW TOPIC! NEW TOPIC!!!!" Bill flipped through his notecards, before being stopped by Mabel.

"BILL! STOP!" Bill just flumped on the the table.

"Ughhhh.......I ruined today again, didn't I Mabel? I just have to face it. I'm never gonna be normal. I'm a failure...." Bill dumped some tea on himself. Mabel, on the other hand just asked Bill something.

"Hey...Bill. You've seen lots of things. Just a question, do you know where that printer that copies human beings is, and bring me it?" Bill groaned.

"Yes, I do. Here, have it." Bill made the printer appear out of nowhere. Mabel then copied herself on the printer and made ten clones of herself. The clones huddled together in a football team plan thing.

"Ok Mabel's. Bill needs some motivation to get himself back. Any ideas?" Mabel 2 spoke up.

"Oooo... I know, lets...dump the crumpets into the teacup." Mabel 3 spoke up.

"Yeah...and try to drink it like it was a drink!" The Mabel's just kept whispering their plan before coming up with a solution. Mabel original walked up to Bill.

"Hey....Bill~, look here!" Bill looked up from the table. Mabel proceeded to dump her tea onto the ground and put some crumpets in them and tried to drink them as if they were a drink.  "I'M TRYING YO DRINK A SOLID! Pretty weird, isn't it?"

"NO, BILL, LOOK OVER HERE!" Bill looked over in the direction of Mabel 2, and found the clone busting a hole through the  floor, and jumping in it. "I'M BOUNCING IN A HOLE FOR NO REASON! Strange, ain't it?"

"BILL! LOOK WHAT WE'RE DOING!" 2 of the Mabel took a few chairs and gave them some cones as weapons to fight with.

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" The Mabel's took the chair and had them constantly clash into each other, making it seem like they were fighting. One Mabel stuck some of the plastic eyes on her sweater in a hole in the wall.

"EYE AM GREAT AT  DECORATING, AM EYE NOT?" The Mabel giggled to herself. Another Mabel tied a rope around the TV and dragged it around while another Mabel stood on the TV.

"WOOOOHOOOO! RIDING ON THIS TV SURE IS FUN!" Bill just scoffed.

"Please. If you want a ride a TV, TRY IT WITH CRAB LEGS!" Bill snapped his finger and the TV grew crab legs, making it run around and walk on walls, much to 2 of the Mabel's amusement. "And why should you be all alone in the hole? TRY SOME OCTOPUSES (Yes, that's the real plural of octopus) IN THERE WITH YOU!" Bill made some Octopuses appear in the hole with the second Mabel. The second Mabel seemed pleased with this, petting the octopuses and jumping with them in the hole.

"YEAH! AND WHO NEEDS GRAVITY? NOT US!" Mabel shouted.

"YEAAH! GRAVITY IS A LIE ANYWAYS!" Everything started floating. A Mabel grabbed onto an upside down chair.

"This chair is so comfy." Bill took notice of that.

"WELL WHY NOT HAVE IT BOUCE ALONG WITH YOU!" The chair grew a tail and bounced on it like it was a pogo stick.

"EVEN BETTER! NOW I GET TO BOUNCE ON AN UPSIDE DOWN CHAIR! WEEEEEEE!" Bill started getting trigger happy and made the weirdest things appear and happen, much the Mabel's joy. Bill started dancing on a disco ball made out of penguin beaks, but soon stopped himself.

"Oh...oh no...I did it again..." Bill sighed. "Every time I try to be normal, I mess it up. I'm sorry for tonight, Mabel. Stupid, stupid, stupid Bill." Mabel floated to Bill.

"Oh Bill, There's nothing to be sorry about. In fact, you just made tonight even better!"

"I know....I'm just a stupid triangle- WAIT, WHAT!?" Bill looked at Mabel. "What do you mean? I made this house a wreck again. This isn't any place for you!" Mabel chuckled.

"Bill, I wouldn't start liking you if you had money, or if you were a handsome guy, although you are quite the dresser, or even if I was forced to. I started liking you because you were so fun. You had spirt, you had energy, you had humor, you were amazing. You were amazing as your weird self. You didn't have to change yourself or your house for me." Bill started feeling something he hadn't in along time.

"Wow....thanks Mabel..." Bill and Mabel started edging towards each other, Bill's eye forming into some lip shape and Mabel's lips also edging toward Bill, But soon got stopped by the sound of a door slamming.

"BILL!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" Dipper and Ford were at the door.

"P-P-PINE TREE! SIX FINGERS! THIS ISN'T WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"

"Mabel, were you about to kiss Bill?" Dipper asked. Mabel started looking down.

"Uhhhh..."

"THERE THEY ARE! GET EM!" Teeth ordered the other Henchmaniacs to attack Dipper and Ford, but they all stopped when they got through the door.

"Bill? You're dating Mabel!?" 8 ball seemed very angry.

"Huh. I was way off." Hectorgon looked through the list of possibilities and didn't find anything about dating.

"Oh...ho ho ho...! YES! I KNEW IT!" Shouted Pyronica.

"Mabel, you're coming back to the mystery shack. NEVER LET BILL COME NEAR YOU AGAIN!" Mabel reluctantly followed Dipper and Ford out of the house, Ford using his dimension traveler to get back to the mystery shack.

"That goes for you too, Bill. You gotta plan for the apocalypse, and stay away from glasses." Kyrptos pushed Bill back into his house.

"Kryptos, her name is Shooting Star. No, it's MABEL!"

"Yeah, yeah. Just stay away from her." Kryptos closed the door.

"Fine...I'll stay away from Mabel....I'll just travel to top hat town." Bill stuck himself inside his hat and banged himself against the wall.