HERE IT IS! AT LAST! AT LONG LONG LAST! I FINALLY FOUND THE TIME TO WRITE THIS STORY! THE CHAPTER MANY MONTHS DELAYED HAS COME TO PASS!

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Meanwhile, in the panic plaza, Pandora's Henchmaniacs were planning on how to destroy the multiverse in the most chaotic way. Unlike Bill's Henchmaniacs, Pandora's Henchmaniacs were more focused on destroying worlds and kill the souls of the innocent rather than partying and spin the person. Pandora on the other hand was just sitting in her throne of frozen human agony while sipping some sludge of human and looking at pictures of her ex-boyfriend, Bill Cipher.

"Alright guys, once all the citizens are in this throne or in my cup, phase two of universal corruption will be put into plan..." Pandora was taking another sip of human sludge when massive pounds on the door almost made her drop the cup.
"OPEN UP! THIS IS THE POLICE! TIME POLICE!" The Henchmaniacs looked at Pandora in worry.

"DON'T WORRY! JUST GET RID OF THE CHART OF THE UNIVERSE WITH THE TIME ZONES ON IT! I'LL HANDLE THE TALKING!" The Time Police and Time Baby bashed open the wall.

"Pandora Coded, you are responsible for breaking every single law ever made in time. Science, physics, and so forth."
"HEAR THIS, CODED." Time Baby boomed.

"Ugh. Time Baby." Just about every shape from quadrant 618 of the I.S.S had some history with Time Baby, and Pandora was one of them. And needless to say, a mass majority of those shapes do not like Time Baby. Pandora was one of those mass majorities.

"IF YOUR RIP IN THIS DIMENSION CONTINUES, IT WOULD RIP THE VERY FABRIC OF REALITY!" Time Baby showed a universe exploding through his little mark on his head. To Pandora, it mostly just sounded like "YAK YAK YAK YAK RIP YAK YAK YAK FABRIC YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK YAK REALITY!".
"SURRENDER NOW, OR FACE MY TANTRUM!" Pandora put on a fake cowardly act.

"OH NO! A TANTRUM! HOLD ME MAMA, I'M SCARED! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING EXCEPT THIS!" Pandora shot an eye beam at the Time Police and Time Baby, turning them into weevils. Harmless little weevils. Then, she put those weevils in a box, and put that box with the weevils inside of another box, and then she mailed that box to herself, and when they arrived, AHAHAHA! SHE SMASHED THEM WITH A HAMMER! IT WAS BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, BRILLIANT, SHE WOULD TELL YOU! GENIUS, SHE'D SAY! Oh yeah, and her Henchmaniacs also gasped.

"LOOK AT THAT! MASTER JUST KILLED TIME BABY!" Fanny yelled. The Henchmaniacs soon cheered and went back to planing on what food they would bring when they watched worlds burn. Blendin Blandin, on the other hand, some how managed to survive the hammer. He still remained a weevil, which was a real annoyance.

"OH MAN! THIS HAS GONE FROM BAD TO WORSE! I REALLY SHOULD GET OUT OF TIME DODGE!" The little sweating insect pressed a button on the wristband on the ground, making the two things disappear. Meanwhile, Racken approached Pandora.

"Uhh...Boss? Those two kids and the dorito got away before I could eat em. Don't you think we should do something before they cause some trouble? Especially with that old man's bubble?" Pandora chuckled.

"WORRIED!? WHY WOULD I HAVE ANY REASON TO WORRY? Reason number one I shouldn't worry; Why would those idiots even care about their stupid screw up, con man uncle? Even if they do, I have an old mate of mine on the case..."

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Dipper, Wendy, Bill, Mabel, and Toby Determined were still heading towards the Panic Plaza at slow speeds, impatience building up inside of them.

"Alright guys, if we want to get to Pandora's lair, beat Pandora, and win back the Falls, we gonna need to go A LOT faster than the pace we're going right now."

"Don't worry. I know a place where we could get some speed..." Wendy spotted the abandoned Auto mart. Dipper hit the breaks on the kiddie ride and exited the car shaped carriage with Wendy, Bill, Mabel, and Toby Determined.

"The abandoned auto mart. Free cars right for the sealing. I wonder if they have a tank. I always wanted to drive a tank!" The 5 entered the car lot, searching for a car that would go faster than the kiddie ride they used as transportation for an hour, which wouldn't be very hard since the kiddie ride only went 0.618 miles per hour. Toby spotted an air freshener from a nearby car.

"Oh! An air freshener! Finally, I'll smell like a person. Stealy, Stealy." Toby was about to grab the air freshener before being shot by a blow dart, making him get knocked unconscious for half a second before waking up again. "HAH! IT'S GONNA TAKE MORE THAN ONE BLOW DART TO TAKE DOWN BODACIOUS T!" About 37 more blow darts then stuck themselves in Toby, making him fall unconscious.

"OH NO! TONY! Was it Tony? Man, I can never remember his name." Wendy said, forgetting Toby's name.

"I think his name was Tessy of something like that." Mabel said. The 4 were then blinded by headlights and rambunctious laughter.

"Well well well. We found ourselves a bunch of ground walkers." One of the discount auto mart warriors said.

"HEH HEH! GROUND WALKERS! HEH HEH! THEY AIN'T GOT ANY WHEELS! HEH HEH!" The discount warriors laughed.

"Listen Discount auto mart warriors, we just want to go to the pyramid out west. We have no quarrel with you." Dipper spoke up before being interrupted by a booming voice.

"OH, BUT THAT'S WHERE YOUR WRONG. HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE EM! Y'ALL FELLERS AIN'T GOING NOWHERE."

"Wait. 'Y'all?" Wendy started to realize who was speaking.
" 'Fellers'? Wait. Gideon!?" Random spotlights revealed Gideon on Ghost Eye's back.

"THAT'S SERIFF GIDEON! Under the authority of Pandora Coded, I place you all under arrest! Oh hi Wendy, have we formally met?" Everyone groaned as they saw Gideon.

"Ugh. It's Gideon." Dipper said, some what annoyed.
"And he's gotten folksier."

"Listen, Gideon, if this is about me, I'm not doing it. I will NEVER be your girlfriend." Mabel was not happy to see her obsessor again.

"And if it's about me, Forget it. I forgone all that demon mumbo jumbo." Bill figured Gideon might ask him to join the dark side again. Haha. Fat chance.

"Ma' new pal Pandora figured you would try and stop her, so she appointed me master of these wastelands AND KEEPER OF STAN'S BUBBLE!" Gideon turned around to show a grey bubble with the symbol on Stanley's fez marked on it. "My mortal enemy, Stanford Pines, is in there, AND I HAVE THE ONLY KEY WRAPPED AROUND MY...well, I wouldn't call it a neck exactly. It's wrapped around this little pocket of fat under ma' head." Gideon wrapped the key to Stanley's bubble around his little fat spot.

"Hey! He's our Grunkle! You have no right to keep him in there!" Dipper yelled.

"Yeah! You let our Grunkle go right now!" Mabel yelled along.

"Pandora explained it me nice and simple. After years of competition with Stanford, this is my final victory! With Stan locked in there, I'll be able to get revenge for all the times he humiliated me! But...If you become my queen, Mabel, I might just spare him and your family!" Mabel scoffed.

"Hmmm, let me think. No. No. No. No. Nononononono. I AIIIIIINNNN'TTTTT HAVE THAT SHAZ!" Gideon looked at Mabel in disappointment.

"Fine. BOYS! BRING MABEL TO ME! BRING THE REST TO PANDORA'S DUNGEON!" The prisoners grabbed Dipper, Wendy, Mabel, and Bill as they flailed and kicked around.

"YOU LITTLE SKIN PUPPET! IF I COULD, I WOULD DISSOLVE YOUR FACE MOLECULES AND REPLACE THEM WITH SCREAMING SPIDERS!" Bill was quickly turning dark red with rage.

"Yeah. And once I break Ghost Eyes' arm and steal that key from your neck, I'm gonna wear your butt on foot like a rhinestone slipper!" Wendy threatened. Gideon and the Discount Automart Warriors just laughed the threats off.

"And what makes you two think you can do all that?"

"Cause I'm a flippin' CORDUROY!" Wendy flipped over Ghost Eyes' arm and pulled him to the ground, while Bill grew some random sharp teeth on his eye and rapidly bit another prisoner, making the prisoner drop Bill, releasing Mabel and Dipper.

"GHOST EYES! MY HENCH-ANGEL!" Bill grabbed Gideon and snatched the key from his neck.
"GET BACK, YOU ONE LIFE SPANNED MEAT STICKS! GET BACK, OR IT'S OFF WITH THE HEADS!" Bill yelled, growing a sharp, jagged finger on his hand. Wendy smashed open a car window to unlock it.

"YOU'LL NEVER GET WAY WITH THIS, Y'ALL HERE ME!?" Gideon protested.
"NEWS FLASH, EVIL BABY MAN, WE ALREADY DID!" Bill hit Gideon with his cane like one would in golf with a golf ball as the Bill, Wendy, Mabel, and Dipper got in the car.

"Wendy, you're the coolest person I ever met." Dipper said in awe.
"Bill, you're the coolest person I ever met." Mabel said in unison with Dipper.

"Tell us something we don't know." Wendy drove the car in the direction towards Stanley's bubble as Gideon got up.

"AFTER THEM!" Gideon yelled. The discount auto mart warrior got in the cars, Ghost Eyes' carrying Gideon into the car.
"Do you want your baby seat, Gideon?"
"Yes, please." Ghost Eyes' strapped Gideon into a baby seat as Gideon got a microphone. "WE CANNOT LET THEM GET TO STANFORD'S BUBBLE! DISCOUNT AUTO MART WARRIORS, ROLL OUT!" The prisoners drove their cars towards Stanley's Bubble

"Ok, so all we have to do is outrace Gideon's henchmen, unlock Stan's bubble, Save Stan, save the world." Dipper quickly explained the plan before realizing Wendy and Bill hit a mailbox. "Quick question, did any of you get a drivers license?"

"Nope. I flunked school at the age of 782,000 and then I blew up a children's hospital."

"Same here. Definitely didn't get a drivers license. ARM!" Wendy swerved the car to avoid the grasp of The Horrifying Sweaty One-Armed Monstrosity (Sounds a lot like me, minus the one arm), who then proceeded to grab a car and eat it.

"SWERVE! SWERVE!" Gideon shouted, making ghost eyes swerve the car to avoid The HSOAM. "I CAN'T LET EM' FREE STANFORD!"

"Remind me again why you're keeping your keeping your mortal enemy in a prison bubble. Have we, the prisoners, become the wardens?"

"STAN WILL LEARN TO FEAR ME! He just needs some time. NOW QUIT WITH THE PHILOSOPHY!" Gideon yelled at Ghost Eyes.

"Sorry. It was my major."

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A few minutes of car chase later, and the cars soon found themselves heading towards a mine field.

"HA! WEIRDNESS MINES BLOCKIN' THE PATH! WOOOOOOWEE! WE GOT EM' NOW!" Gideon shouted in victory.

"WATCH OUT! WE GOT TO GET AROUND THAT MINE FIELD!" Dipper yelled.

"NO WAY AROUND! WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH!" Wendy yelled in reply.

"ARE YOU CRAZY!? THOSE EFFECTS MIGHT BE PERMANENT!"

"YEAH, I THINK I'M CRAZY!" Wendy sped through some mines, turning the 4 into some messed up things, but you can use your  imagination on this one, since I'm too lazy. Luckily, by the end of it, they only had some beards.

"Urgh! That felt horrible!" Dipper said, coughing up some meat products.

"I don't feel all too good..." Mabel said sickly, before throwing up rainbows. Meanwhile, Gideon and his henchmen were going through the same things, but also ended up with only a few extra teeth.

"GUYS, WE'RE ALMOST AT STAN'S BUBBLE! WE JUST HAVE TO MAKE THAT JUMP!" Dipper said, Bill quickly taking over the driver's seat.

"I'LL HANDLE THIS! RECKLESS AND CHAOTIC BEHAVIOR, DON'T FAIL ME NOW!" Bill stomped on the accelerator, making the car accelerate onto the other side of the cliff, making the car crash and roll on the ground. Mabel and Dipper fell out of the passengers seat.

"So...close....Stan....we're coming for you." Mabel and Dipper crawled on the ground before meeting a hooded figure, who then offered them his hand and pulled back his cloak, reveling to be Soos.

"Heya dudes! How's it hanging?"

"Soos!" Dipper and Mabel said with joy.

"Question Ma- I mean Soos! Long time, no see!"

"AH! IT'S THE EVIL TRIANGLE GUY! STAY AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS!" Soos picked up Bill and whacked him a bunch before being stopped by Mabel.

"WAIT WAIT! SOOS, STOP! He's on our side now." Mabel said. Soos stopped whacking Bill.

"Really? Oh, sorry dude. Let me see..." Soos checked Bill and Wendy. "I got good news and bad news. Good news, You dudes aren't brutally injured in any way."

"So, what's the bad news?" Mabel asked.

"Bad news, you're surrounded, dudes." The DAMWs had the 5 surrounded.

"Wooowee! I dare say y'all almost had the jump on me there for a second, But this ain't your Gravity Falls anymore! Out here, I win." Gideon clapped for his conch shell, which was then given to him. Gideon blew into the conch, Earsects crawling and flying out of the Panic Plaza, heading towards the direction of the conch blow.

"Pandora's Ear Insects will be here any minute to retrieve y'all. VENGEANCE IS MINE! AHAHAHAHAHA!" Gideon laughed maniacally.

"Is that a good thing, Gideon?" Dipper spoke up.

"What do you mean? I'm defeating my rivals, the Pines family. Ergo, REVENGE IS MINE!"

"Listen, Gideon, if I learned one thing over the summer, it's that rivalry will only hurt you." Dipper looked over at the Northwest Manor. "The best thing to do is to be the better man and make amends with your rivals."

"Oh, I am the better man. I'M PRACTICALLY RULER OF THIS WASTELAND!" Gideon boasted, his fellow prisonmates cheering along with him.

"No, you're not. Pandora's the ruler right now. But you can change! Pandora thinks there is no heroes in this world, but if we work together, we can defeat her! You want to be a better man than Stanley? Stand up to Pandora, and let us save Stanley!" Dipper said.

"That's crazy! Do you know what Pandora would do to me if she found out I was committing mutiny!? And where do you keep getting that Stanley thing?"

"Trust me, it's a long story." Mabel said.

"Gideon, if this is all against Stan, then what would Stan not want you doing?" Bill suggested. Gideon looked at Stan's Bubble.

"...Pines...and Bill...will you tell Stan what I did so I can rub it in his face later?" Gideon asked.

"Uh...sure, man." Dipper responded.

"Then I hope you're right about this...GUYS! NEW PLAN! THOSE EAR WINGED MONSTERS WILL BE ON US IN SECONDS, BUT I'M NOT LETTING THAT STUPID PENTAGRAM BE THE WARDEN OF ME! Y'all ready for a good old fashioned prison brawl?!" Gideon barked.

"WE'RE BEHIND YOU FOR LIFE, BROTHER!" Ghost Eyes said, grabbing a chain.

"Fighting children and a corn chip is boring. Fighting a sign of a devil sounds fun!" Said Tattoo Man.

"LET'S DO THIS!" Gideon and the rest of the prisoners drove off to fight the Earsects.

"...So, we're not telling Gideon about you and me, right?" Bill asked Mabel.

"Nope. Not ever." Mabel responded.

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Oh Axolotl, The next chapter will be all about heartbreak, and I can't write stuff about FEELS! I'm always reluctant to write sad stuff, since I sometimes cry at my own creations. Of course, you guys could handle it, because you're all big strong manly men who can handle any emotion. If I have to go on another 1 billion hiatus, I'm sorry.