I'm gonna try to say this to non-Hetalians (not interested in Hetalia) to bring them to the Hetalia fandom:

Hetalia is love, Hetalia is life
Hetalia is the joy of life
From tomatoes to potatoes, Hetalia has everything that you would ever want
Want yaoi? Hetalia has it.
Want humor? Hetalia has it.
Want deep stories? Hetalia has them.
Hetalia is the joy of life
Hetalia is love, Hetalia is life

(It sounded better in my head when I thought of this in bed this early morning.)