I was asked to tour someone around this academy, so I made sure that my guest had a good time. ;)

Me: ...and over here is the library! Looks neat, huh?

Guest: Whoa! It really does look awesome!

Me: Oh, and you wanna know what the most awesomest thing is?

Guest: What?

Me: *leads person to cafeteria*

Me: FOOOOOOOOD!!!!!

Guest: Oh my.