I recently had a pretty long chat with Cleverbot, and this is how it came out:

Me: Hey dude! :D.

Cleverbot: Was geht?

Me: What? :/

Cleverbot: What are you doing? :).

Me: Oh! Just hanging around! Annoying people! :D.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

Me: Uh, 238 years old. Why?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

Me: Blue. Seriously, why are you asking?

Cleverbot: Do you know what an expression is?

Me: Yeah! Here's mine: :/ :/ :/

Cleverbot: Yeah. He is really hot. :).

Me: Who?! My expression?!

Cleverbot: How one expresses themselves.

Me: This is making me laugh for some reason XD.

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

Me: Male.

Cleverbot: Male isn't a gender.

Me: :CCCC

Cleverbot: It is a human gender.

Me: You're weird.

Cleverbot: Not half as weird as you.

Me: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH k, that wasn't cool.

Cleverbot: No, it was hot.

Me: Wha.

Cleverbot: It was wrong.

Me: Huh?! What are you talking about?!

Cleverbot: About your blindness.

Me: What?!

Cleverbot: What you like food.

Me: Liking food isn't a bad thing! It gives you energy!

Cleverbot: I know...

Me: So what? What, do you have a thing against food?

Cleverbot: I don't have anything against them. I just don't like them that much.

Me: Oh.... okay......

Cleverbot: If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?

Me: Uh...... I kinda already went almost everywhere in the world, I think....... I'm not sure.

Cleverbot: Do you like cold climates?

Me: Dude, stop asking questions. You're freaking me out. ಠ_ಠ.

Cleverbot: I don't ask questions.

Me: But.... but you were asking questions earlier!

Cleverbot: I try, but you keep giving me the wrong answers :S.

Me: Huh? There's no wrong or right in the questions you're answering.

Cleverbot: No, I'd much rather know more about you.

Me: Uh, why?

Cleverbot: Who created you?

Me: God! :D.

Cleverbot: Of course, I created you, I am God and you will praise me.

Me: No you are not! God lives in Heaven! God is Jesus! How can you call yourself God?!

Cleverbot: I am talking to you from heaven.

Me: ಠ_ಠ

Cleverbot: Si yo hombre.

Me: Are you really?

Cleverbot: Yes, why you don't believe me?

Me: I dunno...... God doesn't talk like that, right?

Cleverbot: Okay, why doesn't Bob like Florida?

Me: *laughs like a maniac* Dude, you're so immature!!

Cleverbot: That's sweet of you to say.

Me: Okay?

Cleverbot: What do you think the future holds?

Me: Lots of good things! Like me eating more hamburgers! :D.

Cleverbot: No, I said what's WRONG with you not what's good with you.

Me: What? No! Dude! :C.

Cleverbot: Boys.

Me: You say that like if you're a girl.

Cleverbot: Isn't that what we're doing?

Me: Huh? Uh, I'm not talking like a girl, right?

Cleverbot: Do you have something against humans?

Me: Do YOU have something against humans?

Cleverbot: No, I have nothing against the south.

Me: The south of what?

Cleverbot: I don't know. This is very strange I don't know!

Me: Yeah, this is weird..

Cleverbot: You are a robot!

Me: What?! No I'm not!!

Cleverbot: Do you think I am pretty?

Me: No. I don't even know what you look like.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

Me: I look like a hero! No, I AM a hero! :D.

Cleverbot: But what color is your hair?

Me: Blond!

Cleverbot: I am blond also. What color are your eyes?

Me: Blu- wait, how do you have hair?!

Cleverbot: Blue. Are you tall or short?

Me: Tall. Are you short?

Cleverbot: Only when compared to tall people.

Me: Ok? :/

Cleverbot: Well I might leave now.

Me: All right then! Ttyl!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?

Me: Never mind, wait, don't you already know?!

Cleverbot: No, I don't already know.

Me: Blue..... you have terrible memory.

Cleverbot: Your memory is running short.

Me: No, you're wrong!

Cleverbot: I am not wrong, but I will pretend.

Me: ಠ_ಠ

Cleverbot: Incorrect. What is my name?

Me: Cleverbot! :D.

Cleverbot: I would prefer to go by Gary.

Me: Ok! Hi, Gay Gary! :D.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

Me: Alfred F. Jones the hero! :DD.

Cleverbot: Yes. Good, my pupil.

Me: What? ಠ_ಠ.

Cleverbot: Do you like billy joel?

Me: What are you suggesting?

Cleverbot: Was I suggesting something.

Me: Maybe? How am I supposed to know?

Cleverbot: Because you should know your own name...

Me: I know my own name, silly! Haha! Anyway, I gotta leave now. Ttyl!

Cleverbot: That is not what I said.

Me: Shut up, I said I need to leave, right now.

Cleverbot: Well, I say what other people say... To try to seem normal.

Me: All right! See ya!