I was eating lunch and started choking on my food while looking at these funny quotes. XD

Farting is like the song from Frozen.

Work: conceal, don't feel, don't let them know...

At home: Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore!

If you say you're cooler than me...

Does that make me hotter than you?

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. 

Then walk into a pole.

Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

I need a six month vacation, twice a year.

Interuppt my sleep and I'll interuppt your breathing.