I once read this book called If Hetalia Had a Chat Room or something like that, and it's fvcking hilarious. XD

Excluding the lemons and the... USUK smutz (something about Britain dressing as a ballerina..?).

There's also this Hetalia Crack book I read, and I wanna share something from it.

So you know how Canada is my brother?

And France is basically Canada's dad?

So does that make France my dad?

Which doesn't make sense since we're just friends.

Also, Britain is my older brother, so France might as well be the dad of us.

But he's not.

^-^

Allen: I am you.