This is what happens when I think up of a story at the top of my head:

Once upon a time, there was a Japahippo. It roamed across the grass and sniffed the flowers. One day, it grew a horn. Then, it grew wings and flew away. Then an eyebrowed prince finds him and sends Flying Mint Bunny to him. Random balloons pop and hamburgers fly from the sky. One ends up in a Chinese guy's mouth and makes it huge. Russia grows a mustache.

Noooo I can't continue anymore~ *laughing too hard for no reason*