Girl: Knock knock.
Me: Who's there?
Girl: America.
Me: Wait, I'm America!
Girl: Just go along with it.
Me: Ok then...America who?
Girl: Oh how the tables have turned... *shows me a picture of Canada*
Me: Wait, what does that mean?! And who's that guy in the picture?!
Girl: Canada. For the love of god, just please remember your own brother!
Me: He's my brother?
Girl: *facepalm*