I'm getting weird calls.

ALL THE TIME.

*phone rings*
Me: *picks up phone* Hello?! The hero speaking!
Phone: Uh, Jacob, are you playing a joke on me?
Me: Uh, do you mean Alfred?
Phone: Jacob, don't joke around with me, I know it's you.
Me: I'm not Jacob! Y-
Phone: Jacob, stop it right now!
Me: No, you got the wrong number!!
Phone: Jacob...I'm warning you!
Me: I'M NOT JACOB!!!
Phone: Ok, whatever you say, but if it really is you playing another prank on me, Jacob, I'm gonna hunt you down. *hangs up*
Me: ...

I ended up laughing anyway, but any other mysterious call was just awkward!