Me: RIDING THROUGH THE SAND, EATING BURGERS BY HAND
France: You're damaging my ears!
Me: TO WONDERLAND WE GO, GATHERING MY BAND!
China: We're not your-
Me: FLAGS FLY ON POLES, MAKING SPIRITS BRIGHT
Canada: Uh-
Me: WHAT FUN IS IT TO LAUGH AND SING THIS JOLLY SONG TONIGHT! OH!-
England: WOULD YOU F*CKING BLOODY SHUT UP, GODDAMMIT, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR YOU FREAKING SING CHRISTMAS SONGS RIGHT NOW, JUST SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP!!!!!!!!!!!

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