Russia: Hey America, I have a joke!
Me: Huh? What is it?
Russia: Why did I get stopped by the police while I was driving to your house?
Me: Uh....I dunno.
Russia: Because I was Rushin'.
Me: ....
Russia: *scary face*
Me: Uh, Hahaha~!

I can't help but not laugh for real because the joke's terrifying. TT_TT