Ch. 12: Flesh and Bones and Truth
(Intro starts, Ready to Play by Club Player)
This is a dream world, we're living in.
Junior is seen sitting on a couch in the IMP break room, polishing his guns.
Every move feels like a beginning.
Junior is then seen sitting in the meeting room with the others, sharpening his scythe with with a sharpening stone.
I can't believe my eyes.
Blitzo is standing before them with his hands behind his back.
I'm feeling so alive.
Blitzo slams an order form and a photo of the target on the table.
All the colors in overdrive.
Everyone looks at the photo and Junior smirks a bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Game time, game time.
Junior stand up and twirls his scythe in his hands.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Aim high, aim high.
Millie and Moxie stand up, ready for action while Loona lazily gets up and rolls her eyes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Game time, game time.
Loona sends a look to Junior, sending a small smirk at him while Blitzo comes to Junior with a smile on his face.
Power up, here we go.
Junior lifts his scythe before swinging it, opening a portal to the mortal realm.
Are you ready to play?!
The group stands before a castle in London, England.
Are you ready to play?!
The group charges into the castle though a back door, leaving a two dead guards on the floor.
Get ready. The world's at your finger tips. There's nothing like this.
They make it to the master bedroom and see group of guards before them.
Are you ready to play?!
The guards point their weapons to Junior and the others, ready to kill them to defend their king/queen.
The future's today!
IMP gets ready to fight, Moxie pulling out a shot gun, Millie pulling out a mace, Blitzo pulling out a flintlock gun and dagger, and Loona growls and bares her fangs.
Get ready. The world's at your finger tips.
Junior smirks at the guards before pulling out one of his guns.
Are you ready to play?
Junior shoots the bullet at the screen in a flash of light.
(End of Intro)
It was another night on the job as the IMP group had just finished up a job, killing another human that fucked with the wrong demon, and now they were walking through an alleyway to make a portal back home in private. Too bad Blitzo was making noise.
"Blitz!" Junior said in a whisper!
"SHHH! Junior, don't make so much noise!" Blitzo hushed as he stood in a pile of trash bag, shutting a dumpster before falling down into the trash bags.
Moxxie said, "Sir, YOU are the one making the most noise!"
Millie giggled as she and Junior continued to walk, right as Blitzo came out of the trash with some still on his body.
"Quiet, you! And you dick sucking lips." Blitzo said, poking Moxxie as a...used condom was on his finger.
Moxxie pushed him away, whipping his mouth as Junior whistled for them.
"Guys, the portal's open." Junior said as Millie walked through to the office where Loona held the magic book.
He was about to head in himself before he noticed someone at the end of the alley, a man in a black suit and sunglasses, aiming a gun at them!
"Guys, get down!" Junior shouted as he ran to them, pointing towards the man.
Junior made it just in time to push his friends out of the way was he was hit, not with a bullet but a large net the wrapped up his body and knocked his head off.
"GUH!" he grunted as his head hit the ground and his body was sent rolling towards the portal.
His body made it through. but his head didn't
"Junior!" Loona called out to him!
"Loona, close the portal now!" Blitzo shouted as another agent landed in front of the portal, picking up Junior's head.
"Hello, bone boy. Hehehehe." the second agent, a female with dark skin and blonde hair, said as she held Junior by his hair!
"But-" Loona said.
"JUST DO IT! WE'LL BE FINE!" Junior shouted at her, giving him his word they would be alright.
"What? No!" Millie said, rushing to try and save them before Loona begrudgingly shut the portal.
Moxxie dodged the shots from both agents before he pulled out his gun.
But before he could shoot, the woman agent had shot him with a dart and made him woozy.
"Uhh, I feel...funny." Moxxie said before he collapsed on the ground!
"Moxxie!" Blitzo screamed before he ran to Moxxie, picking him up and running to the other agent.
The imp knocked her aside and grabbed Junior's head as he ran down the alley, both agents in pursuit.
"I smell...the rainbow." Moxxie said with a sniff.
"Dead end, dead ahead!" Junior said.
"I can see that!" Blitzo said he turned to a stop, back against the wall as the agents pointed their guns at them. "Get back, you tuxedo wearing fucks! I'm warning you!"
Blitzo held Junior's skull wit his tail and pulled out his flintlock gun, aiming it as the agents cocked their guns. They had a Mexican stand off until the woman agent pushed a button on her gun, making the dart in Moxxie's neck electrocute the three of them.
"AAAH!" Junior and Blitzo screamed in pain, before the tall imp collapse.
"Ugh...Okay. Not exactly like Men in Black...but you caught us." Junior groaned out as the agents walked up to them.
"You bet your bony head we did. It was badass." the man with gray hair said.
"Super badass." the woman agent said before the picked up the two imp and the skull, taking them back to their base.
-Meanwhile back at I.M.P.-
Millie punched the wall in anger and sadness before she collapsed on the floor.
"Shit! SHIT!" she cursed with tears in her eyes, her husband and friends possibly captured by Government stooges by now!
"Millie." Loona said, feeling similar to the imp woman but keeping herself composed. "Look, I'm not that happy about it either, but Blitz was serious. He used no innuendos or swears, so I knew this was very serious."
"WHO FUCKING CARES?! The boys are in trouble! We need to go back!" Millie said to her!
"But Blitz-" Loona said before Millie pulled her into her face!
"Do you really what a headless skeleton for a future husband?!" Millie screamed in her face, pointing to Junior's body as it struggled in the net. "Plus how would his family react to you abandoning Junior after you gained their approval?!"
Considering who his family was and how much they seemed to like her, Loona quickly decided it was best to go save the boys.
"Alright, we're going back but we're going prepared." Loona said to Millie as she went to free Junior's body and talk to it. "Look, I don't know if you can understand me but are you with us?"
Junior's body gave her a thumbs up as Millie cheered, their rescue mission was on! Loona grabbed an emergency pack full of weapons, Millie grabbed a giant double axe with the M in the I.M.P. in the middle, and Junior's body was somehow checking the guns on it's own before they were ready. Loona took on her human disguise before she reopened the portal to an empty alleyway.
"Shit, they're not here!" Millie said before Junior's body picked her up and let Loona passed by.
The disguised Hellhound sniffed the ground, picking p their scent as she closed the portal.
"Got them, let's go." she said as she picked up the axe while Junior's body put Millie in the shirt hold to act as the head while putting the hood on.
"Oooh, surprisingly cozy." Millie said with a smile.
"Don't get use to it. Now let's find the guys." Loona said as they took off running.
Meanwhile with the guys, the trio had came to in a dimly lit, brownish Gray tone interrogation room. Blitzo and Moxxie were tied back to back with rope as their tails were wrapped around and chain to an iron ball. As for Junior, his head was just sat atop of stool as the agents came into the room.
Moxxie panics and struggles to get out, while the female agent grabs the light and pans it close to Moxxie's face.
"Finally awake, huh, little fella? Your friends have been up for quite a while now." she said as Moxxie turned to them.
"Look, shitbag, it takes a lot to keep me down alright? I took a fuck ton of tranquilizers in the college I dropped out of." Blitzo said with a calm look on his face.
"You went to college?" Junior asked with a raised "brow."
"For your information, I did. I've also been strapped to a car battery, nipples first but that another story." Blitzo said before the light was suddenly panned in his face.
"Enough small talk! Tell us, demon scum? Who do you work for?" he asked with a glare. "Is it Satan? The Grim Reaper?"
"Okay, now that is just insulting." Junior commented before the light was panned at him.
"Oh you want some too? Cause we got plenty to go around! Agent Two, he's all yours." he said as the female agent walked up to him.
"With pleasure, Agent One." Agent too said as she picked Junior's head up by his hair again and glared at him. "Alright, smart mouth, TALK! How did you and your friends get to our world from the afterlife?"
"Why are youse mooks killing random humans? OR are they targeted?!" Agent One asked Moxxie!
"When did your group start showing up here?" Agent Two asked, poking Junior between his eye sockets!
"Okay, fucking stop right now, bitches." Blitzo said, gaining both agents attention. "First of all, we just woke up from a very nasty shock and I'm still fucking woozy as shit! So if you're gonna keep asking shitty questions, I'm gonna request some coffee before we into this. I mean everyone gets coffees in shitty movies with interrogations like this, am I right?"
"Well, you're not wrong. I could go for one." Junior said as Agent Two looked to him again.
"How? You don't even have a stomach." she said to him.
"It's magic. It's not suppose to make sense. Now about those coffees." Junior said to her.
"Me first! I'll take an iced mocha with cinnamon." Blitzo said as he turned to Moxxie. "Mox?"
"A Neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk, the beans won't have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name correctly. It's not "Foxy," "Loxy," or "Roxy", I hate that." Moxxie said as the agents looked dumbfounded by his complex order. "If you can't handle that, give me a Venti traditional Misto instead. SOY milk, not normal milk, with two blond shots Affogato AND Ristretto. I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom cup cup before you pour the coffee in. Then-"
"Enough! No one is getting coffee!" Agent One said, reaching his limit!
"Well. . ain't you an ass." Junior said as Agent Two turned to him.
"Hey! We're on a mission here and we're willing to do whatever is necessary to complete it! Torture included!" She said as she looked Junior in the face. "So give us answers, now!"
"Is the torture going to be physical or psychological? Because I'd it's physical, we just might tell you anything for the pain to stop and you wouldn't be able to tell if it was a lie or the truth." Moxxie said about the torture.
"Or we could like the torture and then you'd have a whole NEW problem." Blitzo said
"What do you mean by "like the torture?"" Agent One asked, leaning close to Blitzo.
"It means just that. Have neither of you ever heard of "masochism?" The act of gaining pleasure from pain?" Junior explained to them.
"If they haven't, I can work with that. Daddy likes the dumb ones." Blitzo said with a wink to Agent One, making him move away with disgust.
"Hehehehehehe! Good one, sir!" Moxxie said with a laugh!
"We are being serious!" Agent One shouted.
"Really? This is you being serious?" Junior asked them with great doubt.
"Yes!" Agent Two yelled in frustration!
Junior adopted a blank look on his skull as he replied to the women.
"The Germans at Stalag 13 were geniuses compared to you two." he said to her.
"Also, you had us here for what appears to be hours but you haven't gotten a single thing out of us. I beat you don't even know what we are." Moxxie said to them.
"Then what ARE you?" Agent Two asked, leaning closer to Moxxie.
"I'm a virgo." Moxxie said with a joking smirk.
Blitzo and Junior laughed at the joke as the agents just got more frustrated with them.
"Oh so you're a smart little thing huh?!" Agent One said as Agent Two dropped Junior's head on the stool and walked to Moxxie.
"One more joke out of you and we'll shut you up!" She said, pointing in his face.
"Ooh! We're getting KINKY now!" Blitzo said!
The agents back away in horror, disgusted by this proclamation!
"WE ARE NOT GETTING INTO YOUR SICK DEMON KINKS!" Agent One said.
"Well you almost did with the torture thing." Junior said with a smirk.
"Okay! Enough!" Agent Two shouted, reaching her limit now.
Junior chuckled at her before he decided to mess with them even more.
"You knowm your time is going to be soon." he said as the Agents turned to him.
"Time?! What time?!" Agent One asked him as Junior just smirked.
"You'll know when you need to, Mr. Will Smith wannabe." he said to him.
"Well who can fault him?! Will Smith's fucking cool."Blitzo said to add on.
Agent One growled in anger at the trio as Agent Two tried to calm him down.
"Don't let them get to you, One! We can't let them get in our heads!" She said as One walked over to them.
"By the way, do we get phone calls?" Blitzo asked.
"Yeah, right! Who would you call anyways?" Agent One said with a smirk, leaning in Blitzo's face.
"Maybe your fat mom so I can thank her for her fat ass!" Blitzo said as Agent One....began crying.
"Huh? Why are you crying?" Junior asked in surprise.
"Because, you little skull and demons, his mom IS DEAD!" Agent Two screamed, angry that they disrespected her partner's mother.
As the interrogation didn't seem to be going anyway, outside of the building the allies of the demons were looking for a way in. A sign was on top of the white building reading "D.H.O.R.K.S" with two guards standing outside the front doors with naginatas in their hands. A spot light on top with cameras on the front and another guard on the roof. Millie, Loona, and Junior's body was around the left side gazing at the amount of security outside.
"This is where they are?" Millie asked, still riding Junior's body like a cockpit.
"My nose is never wrong but fuck, this looks intense." Loona said as they pulled away. " How are we gonna get in?"
Millie looked around for an entrance, while an ironically locked door was next to them, before she looked up and spotted an air vent!
"There, a vent!" Millie said, pointing to get their attention. "Lift me up, J.B."
"J.B.?" Loona asked.
"Short for "Junior's body."" Millie said as the body pulled Millie out and lifted her up to the vent, letting her get inside.
A few seconds later, Millie got the side door open and allowed them to enter as she hopped back in Junior's body. Moving with impressive stealth, the trio made their way through the building before an alarm went off.
"Shit! How did they know?!" Loona asked as she was poked in the shoulder, looking to Junior's body as it pointed to a security camera. "Fuck!"
The hallway soon filled with more agents as they each wielded a Japanese weapon. Loona ducked under a nagintaa as Junior's body swept the agent's leg out and Millie shot him through the heart!
"Raah!" Loona shouted as she threw the broad axe into another one's head, killing him as Millie ran to him.
She pulled the axe from his head and sliced woman in half! Loona and Junior's body work together and faced a man with nunchucks, dodging his attacks before Junior's body summoned his scythe and sliced his head off!
"Nice!" Loona said before ducking, dodging a bladed chain as Junior body blocked the blade with the scythe!
The agent gaped in shock before Millie appeared behind him, using the axe for height, and snapped his neck. Loona and Junior's body, which grabbed Millie and her axe, ran towards a gate as more agents appeared and began closing the gate. The agents pulled out throwing stars and threw them at the group but Junior's body use the scythe to knock them away!
"J.B., throw me!" Millie ordered the skeleton body, as it pulled her out and threw her low like a bowling ball!
Just as the gate was closing, Millie rolled under and killed the agents with ease before she opened the gate to let her friends in.
"Damn. Not bad for an old lady." Loona said, walking past Millie.
"How is being 5 years older than you make me old?" Millie asked as Junior's body picked her up and put her back in place.
Back with the Imps and a head, Agent One had reached his limit as Blitzo kept insulting his dead mother. Eventually Agent Two suggested they leave the room but not before grabbing Junior's head along the way!
"Hey! What are doing?!" Blitzo asked in surprise.
"Junior!" Moxxie called out as the agents closed to door behind them.
"What do you want with me? I thought we made it clear, we aren't going to talk." Junior said before Agent One pointed in his face.
"We know what you said but we have ways of making your friends talk but it won't effect you." He said as they entered a control room that overlooked Moxxie and Blitzo behind one way glass.
"What are you going do to my friends?" Junior asked as Agent Two held his head.
"We're gonna give them a little something to help make them more cooperative." Agent Two said before pushing a button labeled "Truth Bomb."
'Truth Bomb?' Junior thought before seeing the interrogation room fill with green gas.
"They'll be talking after a nice long dose of this but as for you, we're going for a more physical approach." Agent One said as he pulled out what seemed like a grappling hook.
"Physical? You mean like trying to crush my head?" Junior asked.
"No, not crush. We can't get answers if we crush you, Two is just gonna hurt you really REALLY bad." Agent One said as he gave the grappling hook to Agent Two.
"With pleasure." She said as she walked to a corner as Agent One turned to the Imps.
"This may hurt a bit, but it will only be for a moment." She said with a smirk as she clamped the claw on Junior's head.
"Ugh." Junior groaned out in pain before the back end of the grappling hook gun fired a hook into the ceiling, leaving Junior's head hanging like a boxing bag.
"See? I told you it was going to be for a moment." Agent Two said with a smirk before pulling out two brass knuckles. "This, however, will not last a moment."
Junior just gave the woman a blank stare as he dangled in the air, not intimidated by the barbaric weapons.
"Is that all? Bitch, I have been ripped apart and chewed on by a huge three-headed Hellhound, I've been shot at so many times I make Captain America look like a pansy, and not to mention all the crap I went through when I lived with my tyrannical, mother." Junior said with the blank look unchanging. "Do. Your. Fucking. Worst."
This surprised Agent One and Agent Two as the woman looked over her brass knuckles and back at Junior.
"Really? Well then, I guess I will have to risk it." Agent Two said as she dropped the brass knuckles and pulled out a new pair, more bulky and thick. "These a special prototypes, built in tasers and spikes. We try to stick with more traditional weapons but these are appreciated from time to time."
Pushing the buttons in them, the bulk knuckles popped out spikes and electricity sparked around them!
"Let's see how tough you really are!" Agent Two said as she threw a punch to Junior's head!
As Junior didn't flinch or show any other reaction while Agent Two kept punching his skull, the girls and his body had come upon a door with a number code pad for a lock.
"Any ideas?" Loona asked as Millie leaned forward, checking certain numbers on the pad.
"Try one, repeated. It's the most scratched out." Millie said, pointing to it.
"I can't be that simple, can it?" Loona asked as Junior's body pushed the one button 5 times.
To their delight and surprise, it worked and the door opened to reveal a receptionist desk with a computer behind it.
'Junior was right, humanity is getting dumber.' Loona thought as they entered the room, letting the doors close behind them.
With the computer, they should be able to find Blitzo, Moxxie, and Junior much easier than before. After getting into the computer, which was the same damn password (11111), the girls went into the files to find out where the boys were being held. Eventually, they found that an interrogation room was in use right now, meaning that the boys were there.
"Let's go." Loona said as they ran off to the interrogation room.
After dealing with more agents and filling the halls with more blood, the trio reached the room and stopped at the doors. One was for the control room while the other was for the holding room.
"Let's split up. I'll head in this door, you head in that one." Millie said, pointing to the holding room door.
"Fine by me. I'm taking Junior's body though." Loona said as she took the body's hand before pushing the door open. "Alright yo-"
The Hellhound in disguise stopped mid sentence, her anger boiling over as she looked at the sight inside of the room! Agent One was at the main controls with a bucket of popcorn while Agent Two had stopped in the middle of a punch at something AKA Junior's head hanging from the ceiling!
'Loona!' Junior thought, his head covered in impact marks and small cracks from the beating he must've received from Agent Two.
Agent Two groaned as she shut off the taser and spikes, wiping some sweat from her brow.
"How the hell are you still ain't budging?! The fuck did your mother do to you?!" she screamed at Junior, wondering how he was so tough for being a fucking skeleton!
"More than you can or ever could." Junior said with a smirk, even though he was in pain, he was taught not to show it easily.
Agent Two growled as she reeled her fist back to punch him again until someone grabbed her by the head and slammed her into the ground!
"Two!" Agent One called out before he was slammed into the controls and thrown into the wall by Junior's body!
"Get your fucking hands off my man!" Loona screamed as she threw Two into a wall before turning to Junior, his head.
"Hey, Loona. Thanks for the save." He said but Loo na didn't reply as she walked to him and got him out of the hook. "Loona?"
The hellhound in disguise didn't say anything as she hugged his head into her chest, just letting him her her beating heart.
"Why does this happen to you? Why do you keep getting hurt so much worse than everyone else?" She asked him, tears building up but she tried to hold them back.
Junior sighed, knowing that she was doing this out of worry that she didn't show to anyone else.
"I don't know but I didn't mean for this to happen, it just did. I promise, I won't make you worry like this again." Junior said to her as Loona lifted his head to gaze into his eye sockets, showing her tears. "Loona?"
"You better." She said before kissing him quickly and wiping away her tears, moving to put his head back in his body. "I also brought this, just in case.
Reaching into the emergency backpack, Loona pulled out a glass bottle of milk for him to heal with.
"Thanks babe." Junior said, smiling as he took the bottle from her.
Removing the top and drinking it all in a few gulps, Junior felt his skull heal greatly as he saw Millie break into the interrigation room and free the two male Imps.
"Great, she's got them. Now let's get out of here." Loona said as she grabbed Agent Two and began using her to break through the glass.
'She deserves that.' Junior thought as he threw the milk bottle behind him, shattering it against the wall as Loona broke through the glass.
"Loonie?!" Blitzo shouted in shock.
"We gotta hurry before more of these fuckers show up!" Loona said, jumping into the room to drop her disguise and the weapons bag.
Moxxie and Blitzø smirked wildly as they reached in, grabbing guns and ammo before the alarm went off again. The room was quickly filled with more agents, all of them armed with weapons to kill them as the Moxxie pointing sub machine guns to the right, Blitzø stood in the middle with his flintlock, and Millie stood to the left with the axe. Behind the imps, Junior and Loona stood back to back as Junior cracked his knuckles.
"Okay, people, I have had enough emotional experiences for one day, so let's FUCK these guys up and go home!" Blitzø said, turning to Moxxie as he spun his gun in hand.
"Agreed!" Junior said, smirking widely as he put his hood on, his eyes glowing brightly under it. "Death is eager to calm these souls."
An agent threw a kusuragami chain at the demons but Loona caught it in her teeth, pulling in it to yank the man into another agents. Loona then dodged stabs from another agent before she spun around and stabbed her with the blade in her teeth.
"Rah!" She screamed as she ran towards another, swinging the chain around his neck and snapping his head right off!
Junior sighed dreamily as he dodged a sword swing at him.
"I am gonna marry that woman one day." Junior said to himself before focusing on the fight.
Junior dodged a ninjas star being thrown at him as he went work dealing with the agents. Dodging several ninja stars, Junior punch the man so hard his head spun around before he threw at body at another one. Summoning his scythe, Junior deflected a sword before cutting a woman in half and slicing another one through the waist!
"Heads up, humans!" Junior said as he threw his scythe to the right, impaling two in a wall as he pulled out his guns!
Junior shot and killed several as Millie used her axe to slice an agent in half, before cutting off the arms and legs of another! Millie spun with grace and deadly intent as she blocked throwing stars and killed another again before parrying with another before killing him!
"Hehehehehe!" Millie laughed as she spun the axe above, going to kill more!
Moxxie and Blitzø stood back to back with each other as they fired a storm of bullets at agents until Blitzo ran out!
"'Moxxie! Cover me!" Blitzø said as he reloaded!
"Yes sir!" Moxxie said as he fired on the agents without Mercury, killing all that got close as Blitzø reloaded and handed Moxxie some new guns!
"Eat! My! Ass!" Blitzø said as he beheaded an agent and took a selfie with it.
He threw the head away as Moxxie beat an agent to death with the blunt end of a pistol be Blitzø handed him a loaded shotgun, they nodded together as they split up. Blitzø watch as Junior and Loona fought side by side. Junior shot someone in the head and kicked the body away as Loona bit one to death and jump over Junior as he ducked.
"Come to daddy!" Junior shouted as he held his hand out, summoning his scythe back as he tossed his guns to Loona! "Catch!"
"Sweet!" She said before cocking and shooting the guns at agents! "Die, mother fuckers!"
'I am so proud of her!' Blitzø thought as Loona gave Junior a kiss before they went back to kicking ass!
Blitzo moved over to Millie, who was spinning her axe in the air to kill all the agents around her.
"Hey, Mils!" Blitzo said with a wave.
"Hey, Blitz!" Millie said, waving back. "Just a sec!"
Mille ran to her left and sliced 4 agents in half before spinning like a buzzsaw to turn the fifth one to mush!
"You want a gun or new blade?" Blitzo offered, holding the bag of weapons.
"I'm good with my axe." Millie repiled before slicing up 7 more agent and wrapping her legs around another one before bringing to the ground by cutting off her right leg.
"How about some water? Best to stay hydrated." Blitzo offered again, standing over Millie with a water bottle in hand.
"I would love some!" Millie said as she opened her mouth, letting Blitzo pour cold, purple water from hell to herm mouth.
She let out a sigh of relief before snapping the neck of the woman she was chocking with her legs.
"Thanks, Blitz!" Millie said.
"No problem, Millie Billy." He said as Millie ran off to fight more, pulling two large guns from the emergnecy pack, which was now stapped to his chest. "Now, who wants to play with daddy?"
Blitzo glared with a devlish smirk at all of the agents around him before he charged, dodging a sword before he jumped on the agent and used him to spin around to shoot the others before shooting him in the head. Blitzo jumped and shoot three more before he landed, pulling out a spiked bat to trip and kill another with a blow to the chest! Blitzo saw more coming and pulled out a bomb from the bag.
"Batter up!" he shouted, pulling the pin out and tossing the bomb up before hitting it like a baseball to kill them.
As the carage was happening, Agents One and Two were running from their lives as their fellow agents were falling to the group of demons.
"Good god, we are so outgunned! Why did we dedicate to only use weapon from the Edo period of Japan?!" Agetn One asked as a samurai sword landed in front of them!
"Because the Edo period was the most badass in history!" Agent Two said, getting up in his face.
"...Damnit, you're right." He conceded before they ducked!
"Look out!" Agent Two said as Loona shoot more agents with Junior's guns.
The two began crawling away as Millie beheaded another, causing them to turn to another direction. Moxxie and Junior stood on a pile of agent corpses, firing a shotgun and Junior's angelic guns to kill any that charged at them.
"Ayayayayayayaya!" Moxxie screamed in victory, murdious insitnct coming off him in waves! "BI-TCHES!"
"Hehehe, nice Mox." Junior said before he shoot one last agent in the face.
"Hey, Mox! I need you for a second!" Blitzo said, coming over and putting the bag in his arms. "Hold this."
Blitzo then reached inside and pulls out a giant rocket launcher labeled 'My Dick'.
"Oh yeah! Daddy's got a big one right here!" Blitzo said before he fired, launching a smiling missle labeled 'Pussy Destoryer!'
The rest of the agents exploded in a ball of fire as all of I.M.P. looked in awe at the destrctuion.
"Damn. Now that's a missle." Junior said as the group reconverged.
"Everyone okay?" Moxxie asked Loona and Millie.
"Woo! Yeah, how that for demon scum!?" Blitzo asked, landing on Moxxie in excitement.
As the group celebrated their victory, Agent One and Two were the only ones left alive as they huddled under the control panel next to a red button behind a glass case. They looked to each other and nodded before Agent One smashed the glass and pushed the button. A red alert went off as the lights turned red as I.M.P. looked up at the alarm.
"Shit! We've got to bounce, come on!" Blitzo said as they ran to the door, Loona picking up the bag on the way.
They almost made it out before the doors shut tightly. Several other layers shutting and locking behind it as the group was trapped.
"Loona, the book!" Moxxie quickly said.
Loona pulled the book out of the bag and tried to read it but it was too dark to see it.
"Shit! I can't - I can't read the spell in this light. I can't see dick!" Loona said with slight panic.
"Fuck!" Junior said before looking into the emergency bag, hoping IT was in there. "Got it. Thank God I packed this."
He took out a. soccer ball sized. . something. It looked metallic gold with three strange symbols etched on its surface with several smaller symbols etched around it. (The Talisman from 9 the movie.)
"The fuck is that thing?!"Loona asked in surprise of the device, the rest of I.M.P. gazing to it as well.
"It's a little something I had made based on the soul lantern a few years ago. I placed it inside the emergency bag for save keeping and I'm happy I did." Junior said as he turned towards the agents.
"You demons ain't going anywhere." Agent One said to them as he and Two pointed guns at them.
"Actually, we are and you two are going to let us patience as worn out." Junior said as he held the device close and pushed the symbols.
Top left, bottom center, and top right.
"Hey, what is that device?!" Agent Two asked.
"Something special to deal with pesky people that think they can cheat death. My father had a lot of problems like that, so I wanted to avoid it." Junior said as he saw one of the agents was still alive and just bleeding out. "Let me show you just what this device is capable of."
Dropping the device, everyone watched as it floated in the air and pointed to the agent before opening in three sections as the sound of thunder followed! A free green glow came from the center as lightning connected to the three sections!
"W-What's going on?! What is that thing for?!" Agent One asked, starting to shake in fear.
"Similar to a soul lantern, it collects souls but this device is a bit more....FORCEFUL." Junior said.
'Forceful?!' They all thought before Lightning connected with the agent!
"Aaaah!" He screamed as the lightning hit his eyes and mouth, energy soon filled his body as a green glow formed in the shape of his body!
He screamed one last time before the glowing body was yanked from his body and sucked inside the device! The body was left smoking as it was no longer breathing or moving, and smoke coming from his eyes and mouth!
"Junior.....what the fuck just happened?" Blitzø asked as Moxxie and Millie hugged each other.
"Like I said it's like my soul lantern but more forceful. Meaning, I can just point it to someone and yank their souls right out of their bodies." Junior said as he turned to the agents, making the device turn to them as well.
"T-This isn't possible!" Agent One stuttered in fear!
"Nothing is impossible, especially since this device is the perfect mix of technology and magic." Junior said as he began walking towards them.
"S-S-S-Stay back!" Agent Two stuttered out as the gun shook in her hand.
Junior waved his hand, sending blue fire to the guns and making Agents One and Two drop them from the heat! Junior raised his hand up in the air as the device rose above him.
"Per nomen meum ut filium mortis, spiritus inferni invoco.(By my name as the son of death, I call upon the spirits of the underworld.)" Junior said as the red lights in the room shut off, with only the device's green glow as a light source.
Everyone watch as the agents shook in fear while Loona pulled out her phone, recording this.
"Spiritus boni, mali, et neutri. Has duas animas iudicate, si digni sunt parcendo vel morte digni.(Spirits of the good, the bad, and the neutral. Judge these two souls, if they be worthy of sparring or if they be worthy of death.)" Junior said as spirits of the dead, using the device as a portal, came through and filled the room.
"Holy shit!" Blitzo shouted as he looked around.
"Ghosts?!" Millie said in shock!
"Wow." Loona said in awe of the spirits.
The ghost flew around the room as they glared at agents, casting silent judgement on them as Junior floated in the air below in front of his device. The spirits howled and screamed as their flying faster, becoming a hurricane like wind as the agents huddled together to endure it!
"Listen carefully as I sort things out. You will tell NO ONE about today. Not your superiors or anyone else because if you do, I will cast your souls into the deepest, darkest pits of hell where even LUCIFER would dare not enter!" Junior said as the device sparked with electricity, thunder crashing as I.M.P. felt like they were in the presence of god! "AM I CLEAR?!"
They couldn't reply as the agents huddled in fear, crying tears as they feared more in this moment than any other in their lives! So they just nodded rapidly as they still had their eyes shut.
"GOOD!" Junior said as the spirits flew back into the device, slowly floating down to the ground as the device shut.
Junior caught it in his hand as he glared down at the agents before he turned away, walking to a coffee machine that was slightly destroyed but still had half a pot of coffee left. Grabbing the pot, Junior walked towards the main computer they used to torture Moxxie and Blitzo with gas.
"And just in case you get any ideas..." he said to them.
A simple act of pouring the coffee in the mainframe, causing the whole computer system to short out and Fry with sparks flying everywhere!
"No!" Agent One said, devastated that the system and their evidence was destroyed!
"Be lucky it was just your computer." Junior said as he held the device in hand, walking to his friends. "Let's go home, guys."
"Yeah. Let's." Blitzø said blankly, still in shock by what Junior just did.
"I think we've spent enough time in this hell hole." Moxxie said as he looked to his wife.
Nodding to then as he put the device in the emergency bag, Junior summoned his scythe and cut open a portal back to the office.
Moxxie and Millie walked into the office with Blitzo trailing behind, Loona walking next to Junior and held his free hand.
"So...can I assume you want some thanks for the rescue?" Junior asked his hellhound girlfriend.
"Hell yeah, I do. You really made me stressed from worrying about you." Loona said as she kissed his cheek. "Plus, it's been a while since we tore up the sheets."
"True but that was mainly because we don-" Junior said before Loona jumped onto his body, wrapping around his torso.
"Pregnancy test later, reward now." Loona said as she kissed him.
Junior agreed as he moved to hold her up, still having his scythe in the other hand as he walked them through the portal.
Agents One and Two watched in shock as the portal closed and their operation was in pieces. All their agents dead and mainframe fried, what were they to do?
"What...happens now?" Agent Two asked Agent One.
"I....I don't know. Without the main computer, we can't get the recoding as proof. I think it's over, Two." Agent One said, admitting defeat.
But Agent Two...she couldn't accept that. She frowned as she walked to the main control, pulling out her phone.
Agent Two typed several things on her phone as Agent One looked at her, curious.
"Two?" He asked her.
"I think he just crashed the computer system but the video files should still be intact." Agent Two said as she log into the intact system and found the video files. "Got them, look."
Agent One looked at the phone, seeing several video shots of the building wide battle with I.M.P.
"I don't care what he said, we have to use this footage or else D.H.O.R.K.S. will never be taken seriously." Agent Two said as she pulled out two pairs of shades, placing one pair in her eyes. "Are you in or are you out?"
She held out the other pair of shades to him, watching his face move from fear and worry to determination and firm.
"I'm in. All the way." He said, taking the shades and placing them on. "And next time, we'll be ready for them."
Both agents looked over the video, watching Junior's portion before Two saved the video files and shut her phone off.
Junior's weapons:
1. Two guns, long and silver WWI era guns with engraved frames. (Alucard's guns from Hellsing)
2. A scythe with a long black handle with cross a the top and a black blade attach to one of the smaller ends. (Spirit Scythe from Soul Eater)
3. A carmine crafted blessing tipped sniper rifle.
4. A carmine crafted blessing tipped six bullet pistol.
5. Soccer ball shaped, metallic gold orb with three symbols etched on the front with several smaller symbols etched around it. (The Talisman from 9 the movie)
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