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~~Last Time~~

 I PUNT ELIZABETH THE 3RD!!! * Mystic Messenger*

~~This Time~~

~~~(Y/N) POV~~~

I was non-chillontly hangn' at the Fairy Tail guild when A FLYER WAS AGGRESSIVELY THROWN AT MY FACE!!! I didn't react at all, 'cause ya know, this is NORMAL. Pealing the flyer off of my face, I read it. "LITTLE MISS FAIRY TAIL COMPETITION!! THEME: WINTER!!" 

Now THIS peaked my interest. It's not every day that I get to participate in a competition. Mostly because I have terrible timing so I end up going on a mission during the thing or other out land-ish experiences. This is how I wasn't captured when Laxus tried to take over Fairy Tale.  So this will be the first time in forever (I will prepare for all the comments) that I will attend in a while. And I already know what I want to do. I smile and giggle a little about the idea and Nastu noticed.

" Uh, (Y/N)? What's so funny?" He asked as he walked over to me.

"Oh, nothing. I just had an idea about what to do for the Miss Fairy Tale Beauty Pageant."

"It's a contest."

"Whatever!" I kinda shout in his face," I an SO sorry! That sounded SO mean!" I say immediately after.

Now he chuckles and looks away. "so dam cute..." he mumbles under his breath.

"I know I'm cute." I say sassily

He says nothing, but turns reder than his fire, so that's nice. I smile and poke his cheek,feeling his soft skin under my fingers. He gets hotter and looks away, trying to ignore me. I let out a giggle and return to planing out my skit for the pageant.

~~~~Time Skip brought to you by Jingle bells..... ON STEROIDS!!!!~~~~

~~~(Y/N) POV~~~

Yay! Day of the pageant! I will make everyone laugh!! There's just one thing I need to do. I walk over to the announcer.

"Hey, um, Mr. I-forgot-your-name-already, is it OK if I go last?" I ask him. (I legit forgot his name, I'm sorry) he looks at me a little confused but nods.

"Sure." He tells me.

"Thank you." I say back to him and walk behind the stage. Just then, the pageant started.

"Ladies and gentlemen of Fairy Tale, it is time for the Little Miss Fairy tale Competition to start!" The announcer announces,"First up, is Fairy Tales' heaviest drinker, Cana!"

Cana walks on stage and does some magic with her cards. it's pretty cool.

"And next up is, the lady of the rain herself, Juvia!"

juvia walks on after Cana in a cute winter outfit and does some cool tricks with her water magic.

The contest goes on and on until its my turn.

"And finally, our famous little neko, (Y/N)!" I walk on stage, carrying several signs. I look out in the audience and see Nastu cheering like crazy. I smile and set down the signs.

"Um, Miss (Y/N), what's with the signs?"

"Oh! I needed some props for the thing I'm gonna do. I also need to set the stage, hang  on, give me a second." I say into the microphone and then light travel. In a second, a bed and a Christmas Tree appear on the stage. And one of the signs is standing up and it reads, Kids on Christmas. I then jump out of the bed and shout,"IT'S CHRISTMAS!" And run over to the tree. 

The sign changes and reads Pre-Adults on Christmas I then slowly get out of the sheets again and look at the sign and say ,"Meh, I don't care." 

The sign changes again and reads, Adults on Christmas. I get out of the bed sheets for a third time and and groan loudly and say," Stupid kids! Go back to bed! It's midnight!"

The sign changes and reads, Me on Christmas. I hear some snorts and murmurs from the crowd before throwing the bed sheets off and shout," IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!" And proceed to teleport wildly around the stage and run toward the tree. But I constantly teleport away from the tree almost as soon as I get there.

Then the sign changes for the last time and reads, 'Other People' on Christmas. I sit up in bed and say out-loud," I'm scheming, this is my scheming face. First I raise this eyebrow, then- BACK OFF!" I Shout ans i use some of my magic to make a panel to enlarge my face. (So people in the way-back can see it) The whole guild is laughing at this point and I get out of the bed and drag the props off the stage. I could actually hear applause, from behind the stage! Why am I making a big deal about this? I have cat hearing. Then everyone walks out on stage to get the award/prize/whatever.

"And the winner of the tittle 'Little Miss Fairy Tale' goes toooooooooooo...(Pause for dramatic affect) (Y/N)!" The announcer shouts. I take a step forward and they place a crown and one of those ribbon/wreath things on me and let's me say a few words in the microphone.

"Wait.... I... I was suppose to have a speech prepared to?" I look at the announcer and he nods," Well poop ('Cause I'm keeping this PG) how come I'm the last one to know about this?!" I say a little angered,"... OK, whatever. I guess the best thing I could say is thank you and that this is awesome and stuff, but that would make it one of those cleshay, NORMALLL  victory shpeaches so um...... DON'TFORGETTOLIKE,FAVERIT,ANDSUBSCRIBE!" I shout into the microphone and teleport off stage and onto the 2nd floor railing. Everyone looks around a little confused before Erza spotted me. 

"There she is!" She shouts and points at me. Everyone turns and looks.

"Awwwwww, man!" I shay before getting a punch to the face from Gramps. He then picks me up and setts me on the 1st floor," Awwwwwww, you're no fun!" I say in a little whiny voice.

"But I can't let you go on the second floor, it's for-"

"Yeah, yeah,yeah S-class wizards only." I finish his sentence for him," But I hope you realize i broke that rule, like, 263 times." I say to him.

"y-You..... WHAT?" He practically shouts at me.

"And I also hope you realize I was exaggerating." I say after.

After that little thing was solved, the whole guild partied...... Again.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(A/N)
Sooooooooooo sorry I didn't update this weekend! It's just that, once Winter Break starts, all out lazy and procrastination gets you. I am soooooo sorry! But late is butter than never, so, here you go! Welp, see ya in the next one!