~~~Last Time~~~

Whoa! Do you see how fast you were searching? Sorry, but I'm gonna have to write you up for another chapter of 'A Gun and Some Catnip'.

~~~This Time~~~

~~(Y/N) POV~~ 

Noah take me up to his and...wow. There are so many toys in here! There colors of the toys popped out compared to the white wall paper. And all the other white things in this maze of a house. I sit down in the middle of the room and clap me hands together.

"So what do you want to do first?" I ask Noah. Noah smiles and starts to describe a setting.

"OK, you are in the bushes outside of a rail-road system. You are there to sabotage a shipment of 400 tons of ballistic grade metal. But you have to be careful. There are a pair of guards around every corner." He described.

I smile and we start to role-play.

"OK, and then I sneak on the train and take 4 pounds of the mettle and hide it in the bushes." I say after a few minutes of playing.

We role-play a little bit more before I hear Noah yawn.

"Oh, it looks like it's time for bed."Noah shakes his head,"No?  OK then. This is 1-Alpha-1 to Dispatch 2, we got a naughty Noah here who's resisting aREST!" I say into an imaginary walky-talky. He starts to giggle and then one of the butlers walks into the room.

"10-4!" he shouts and then Noah laughs and darts out the room. I'm glad these butlers aren't emotionless figures like in the movies. I run after Noah while mimicking a siren.

"Wee-Woo Wee-Woo! This is the bed police!" I shout as I chase after him. Noah turned the corner and ran into the dinning room, were everyone else was. I picked up the speed and tackled him to the ground and acted like I was putting hand cuffs on him.

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used, against you. You have the right to use an returnee ,if you don't have one, one will be lent to you. You have the right to eat broccoli. You have the right to use a treadmill, it you don't have one, one will lent to you." At that point, Noah was a ball of laughs," But seriously, it's bed time." I say as I get off of him and walk him back to his room.

Once there, Noah crawls into bed and stars up at the ceiling.

"I wish I had a babysitter as good as you."

"Oh?"

"You treat me like a normal person, unlike the other people dad hires."

"So... how do the other people treat you?"

"Like a little delicate flower. I can't run off, I can't go on adventures, I can't even be home alone!" He said, starting to raise his voice.

"Why are you treated like you're so important?"

"Because my mom got killed, dad fears that the same might happen to me."

"Hm... well at least you still have a family." I say to him. Needless to say, he was caught off guard.

"What?" 

"My parents were killed to. Both of them. And all my 15 siblings. Well, I think there dead. I mean 6 sisters and 7 brothers I know are dead. There 2 that survived the massacre were shipped off to who knows were." I look over at Noah. He was now sitting up and starting to cry,"Oh don't cry. Don't cry."

I pull him into a hug and comfort him. once he stops crying, I tuck him in bed and leave the room. And re-join everyone at the dinning table.

"Noah's in bed. What did I miss?" I ask everyone.

~~Sans POV~~

That little kid grabs (Y/N) and drags her somewhere. I watch with a little concern. I don't want her to get hurt.

"What a nice wife Sans. I must say." Peril said. I can feel my face heating up.

"oh um... we're not married."

"Oh, fiance then?" I just shake my head. Bushing even more.

"Girlfriend?"

"no, we're just friends." I say to him.

"Ah, but you do like her don't you?"

I glance around the room," okay, yes, I do like her. but i don't know if she likes me back."

"Oh, believe me, she does like you."

"how can you tell?"

"Well, she did come with you to the dinner, did't she?"

I nod my head and then more maids and butlers come out of the kitchen and place another plate in front of us. They lift the lid to revile, a steak. It was perfectly cooked to. To bad (Y/N) isn't here, she'd love this. Seeing as she didn't like the appetizers. We eat and chat for a bit before we hear a yelp, the thumping of footsteps, and someone imitating a siren. Noah turns the cornner and runs into the room. Only to get tackled to the ground by (Y/N) and it also looked like she was putting cuffs on him to. What were they doing up there?    

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be, used against you." Are they playing cops? " You have the right to use an returnee, if you don't have one, one will be lent to you. You have the right to eat broccoli. You have the right to use a treadmill, if you don't have one, one will be lent to you."

The kid was a ball of laughs and some of the adults at the table were giggling.

"But seriously, it's time for bed." She said to the kid and walked him out of the room. She came back after a few minutes and sits at the table.

"Noah's in bed. What did I mess?" She asks

"Is it true that you're not in a relationship?" Peril asks immediately

"Yes."

"Than why are you here with Sans?"

"He invited me. Is there a problem with that?" She said while starting to dig into the steak. Peril nodded his head and started to talk with the other guests. 

~~~Le Time Skip brought to you by the Dutch Oven~~~

~~(Y/N) POV~~

The party was over and we were about to leave.

"Well, it was a pleasure to be here, but we must get going." I say to Peril. Then Noah comes run out from the corner again.

"No! Don't gooo!" He shouted as he hugged me. Peril put his hand on his chin and thought.

"Hm... would you ,perhaps, like to be my babysitter?" He asked

"Sorry, but I can't."

"I'll pay you." He said trying to convince me.

"Thank you for the offer ,but I'm busy with my own job." I pat Noah on his head,"Sorry kid, but I gotta go. I will try to visit when I can."

"Promise?" Noah asked.

"I can't promise, but I will try."

Noah looked up at me and smiled. Than ran up to his room. We said our goodbyes and got into the limo.

"we... didn't get any info about chara's whereabouts." Sans says a little worried.

"Well... I do know that she has a huge shipment of 400 tons of ballistic grade metal at an old subway station near here." I look over at Sans and smile.

"h-how do you know?" sans asked in amusement

"Well... Noah told me, we were role-playing a scenario he set up and it sounded to real to be made up on the spot, so I looked into it and... that's exactly what I found." I say to him and then focus on the view outside the window. Before drifting off to sleep.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(A/N)

There's the end of this 2-parter. I know I could just write one big chapter but then people who don't have an account on Wattpad wouldn't be able to read it. they'd only see ,like, the first part of the chapter and then the next chapter, Reader-Chan wakes up in bed. I figured this out back in Chapter 5: The History of Me. Welp, see ya in the next one!