you know what? I'm not even surprised
I should be-
1) doing my homework early, broadening my mind!
2) out socializing, making connections!
3) planning my career, preparing for the future!
I am doing-
1) lying down of the sofa
2) lying down on the bed
3) lying down literally everywhere
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when somebody asks you why you're so quiet
me: *poker face*
me: nobody plans a murder out loud.
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sales people be like- 'hey there! I am now about to make your shopping experience super uncomfortable!'
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in public-
my brain: hey, remember that thing that happened yesterday? it was so funny!
me: *laughs maniacally recollecting my memory*
everyone else around me, even my pet: *concerned about the safety of both of us*
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sadly setting the alarm for 7 am at 5 am
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me: ugh, I have a bad headache!
mom: must be all this coffee.
me: I guess so.
mom: The only solutions is to drink less-
me: MORE COFFEE
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