one fine moment ruined by my sibling-

my sibling: tweet me

me: 

me: 

me: 

me: was I just insulted?

mom: don't know

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tips to avoid forgetting your friends/relatives/ random people who call you's birthdays

1) monitor their social media feed constantly.

2) still forgot? suffer in the awkwardness of forgetting their birthday. 

3) THERE IS NO CURE

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When you 're surprised why everyone is staring at you and then KABOOM! you realise you're still in your pj's 

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sometimes, you just have the urge to go and casually hug your sibling-

me: *hugs my sibling* 

my sibling: 

my sibling: wut *kick me away* 

my sibling: who are you and what have you done with my dearest sister? 

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at the salon

me: *whispers* no just no

me: please don't

me: no

me: please

me: just no

the salon lady: sooo, how was your day?

me: dammit

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my brain: im worried about our financial situation

my heart: let's go buy some REALLY COOL STUFF to take our mind off the stress!

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