me: IM ALMOST DONE WITH THIS PROJECT AN-

computer: *software not responding*

computer: *software crashed unexpectedly*

computer: *restoring version saved 3hrs back* 

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teacher: bob has 100% attendance. You know what that means

me: it means bob came to school when he was sick.

everywhere: *PANIC* 

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me: what do you want for dinner?

sibling: it's your turn?

me: yea-

sibling: cereal

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sibling: *balances two cups of coffee on a tray table* 

me: want help?

sibling: sure

me: *slaps the tray, sending both cups flying away* 

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how to send a file by email

1) write the email and send

2) remember you didn't attach the file

3) send another email with only the attached file

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And here I thought home quarantine is Netflix and chill

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me: I had a terrible dream

that one annoying person: what?

me: in that you had messed up the whole house and dyed my hair in my sleep.

that one annoying person: don't worry, it's not a dream

me: ???

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when you're trying to sleep and-

me: why should I wonder about how firetrucks are actually watertrucks?

my brain: just do it

me: but why?

my brain: you gotta