Hello. I'm a Goomba. I know, I know. I'm not that cute but at least I smell better than Mario's feet. Yuck. I have two buck teeth and I'm a brown colour. Like poop? No, the colour of chocolate! Anyway, you know that idiot turtle Bowser?
(Don't tell him I said that) Well, he makes me stand my ground until Mario or Luigi steps on me. I know right?? I wish I could stand up to him but being the less dangerous enemy in the game, I wouldn't have a chance. Actually, I just thought of something! Here's my plan: First I'm going to go up to Bowser and say I hate my job. Then he'll get angry and fire me. I'll act disappointed but I'll actually be jumping for joy because than (since he isn't my boss anymore) I can go and do whatever I want! Yes! It will definitely work. Ok, I'm off to go to stand up to Bowse- AHHHHH!

.....SQUISH.....

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