Kai POV

"KAAAIIIII!!!" Shigaraki yelled, "GET OVER HERE!!" 

"This is really a daily routine huh?" I ask gulping down some beer.

"How the heck did you get here so fast?" He gasped, shoked that I was standing beside him.

"I teleported." I say sarcastically.

"I knew it. Kurogiri is helping you." He mumbled evilly under his breath. "Ill get him back for this-"

"Its called sarcasm! I dint teleport her! So just show her the experiments already!" I faintly heard from the other room.

"Blah, blah, blah. It's like he forgets I'm his boss." He oddly pouted and crossed his arms like a child. "Come with me. I need to show you our latest plans." Shiga said.

Giri's portal opened up in front of us which revealed a dimly lit room with tanks of green liquid. We walked inside. It reeked of chemicals. "Thanks to your video of the paperwork, we decided that we are going to make our next appearance at the USJ. " Shiga stopped in front of a large purple thing with a bird beak that stood in a foggy glass chamber. I think it was sleeping. "Because Allmight will be there, we will use this nomu to fight him. This one is made to withstand 100% of his power." He said typing a passcode making it open, but have it still asleep.

When it opened it sent out a gush of that fog stuff. It's suffocating. I coughed a few times, suddenly feeling sore. I looked over at Shiga who was casually waving the fog away so he could look at the thing better. Does it only affect me? I wondered while continuing to cough.

He finally got annoyed at my constant coughing and glared at me. "Can you stop?" He asked annoyed. I only chuckled but ended up coughing more due to the lingering smoke. "Is it this?" He asked pointing to the fog.

"I think so, I dont know why though," I reply coughing a few more times. "Can you close it soon?" I asked with a slight glare, annoyed at the fact that he was just staring at me.

"I'm curious..." He said not finishing the sentence which worried me. He then pressed another button which made more smoke shoot from the pipes and into my face.

"CAN YOU *cough* STOP ALREADY!?!" I yelled and started coughing even worse. My lungs tightened, burned, screaming for me to get real air.

I put one hand on my knee and bent down for support with my free hand clutching my shirt.

Shiga then smirked and pressed another button "What the hell do you think you're doing?" I choked out, wheezing at this point.

"Kurogiri and I like having you around ill admit that, but you are robbing us of our money because of your whole buy me beer thing going on. Consider this as payback. You can get me back later. I dont really care when. I think I'm going to use this against you until you agree to do the UA infiltration mission for free."

He smirked and pressed two more buttons. "Wha-" Before I knew it, the nomu slowly started to fall. The immense weight thrown on top of me was too much for me to handle.

"Have fun kai." He sinisterly laughed and retreated back into Giri's portal. "F****** B**** I'LL F****** KILL YOU!! **** ****** *** *******************" I yelled/ wheezed, but then coughed badly, attempting to breathe. I winced at the burning sensation on my skin and lungs which painfully grew as time went on. "RRRAAAHHHHH!!! I HATE YOU A**HOLE!!"I screamed, using all my strength left, I heaved the nomu off me.

I staggered to my knees and spammed the buttons on the machine. Luckily it stopped making that smoke so I can catch of breath.

Now I need to figure out why the hell did that smoke and nomu did this to me.

I looked at my arms and legs which here now decorated to red burns which stung like hell.

I used a nearby table to help me stand up to open the small window behind me. Air flowed out of the room, so it was much easier to breathe.

What have I learned? I wondered and sat in a chair.

1. The nomu smoke makes me physically weaker and suffocates me.

2. Can I even use my kagune after the smoke? I tried to take it out and it was not working. I guess not.

3. The nomu gave me burns? I stared at my arms and scratched it. It turned a brighter red and stung more. Yeah, those are burns.

I wonder... If I'm not healing yet. Does that mean I can't regenerate at all? I spun around in the chair, so I was facing the workbench. I found a knife and spun it in my hand for a bit. Normally any regular knives would break if it was going to stab me. I held the knife in one hand and pressed the tip against my skin, gliding it across the palm of my hand. It bled.

4. I won't regenerate after it exposed to the smoke or nomu.

5. Normal knives can hurt me. Meaning my body is like a normal quirkless persons. Well, that's nice.

I wonder how long will I be like this?

I looked around the workshop, moving on the rolly chair because I'm still in pain. I found a few papers labeled, nomu. I flipped the pages and found a page which read: When strengthening a nomu. Put it in an airlock chamber with the chemical augcide in smoke form. The Nomu will absorb the chemical and use it to gain strength, power, and size.

6. Apparently, a ghoul weakness is augcide. Maybe that's what the CCG uses to make quinque steel.

7. Shigaraki apperantly wants to kill me because I'm taking his money. I deadpan, but how else am I going to get beer? I don't want to go back to the black market. Last time I was there, lots of people were smoking and some of them blew the smoke in y face to flirt it's me. It was disgusting. I hate drugs. 

I think I will just traumatize shigaraki was my payback.

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Kai woke up at 3am while the others were asleep she walked through the hallway and carefully started to set up her diabolical plan.

Once she was done setting up she smiled to herself in accomplishment and turned on the floodlights that she placed around the room. She walked out of the room, grinning like a madman. She slammed the door and waited for the screaming. 

Shigaraki woke up startled by the sudden light that was brighter than the sun, shining directly in his sleeping face, followed by the slamming of his door, "WHAT THE HELL?!? Wait..." He touched his face, "Father where are you?" He asked. He then heard some ticking from above. He looked up and saw his 'fathers' hand dangling from a string. That was not the only thing he saw, he saw a big red bucket above him. He gasped in horror, but soon closed his mouth shut and covered his head when he saw something start to fall out of the bucket. 

Slimy organs spilled out of the bucket and onto his defenseless form. He slowly opened his eyes with his face twisted in disgust at what he was covered with, "KAAAAIIIIII!!!!! IM GOING TO KILLL YOUU!!!" He screeched, throwing guts off his face.

"Nah I don't think so." She giggled, opening the door silently allowing 12 angry chickens in the room. Once they were inside, she slammed the door shut and locked it from the outside.

"Kai! Let me outta here!! Where the hell did you get these chickens?! RRRAAAHHHH!!!" Shigaraki grabbed the chicken with his whole hand and started to disintegrate it. He walked over to the window while the chicken was basically screeching in pain.

He opened the window and was welcomed with a rabid, hungry wolf. "Oh sh-"

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Shigaraki stomped into the bar with a deadly glare in his eyes.

"Where. Is. She?" He asked kurogiri with malice radiating off of him.

"She already went to work. It's Sunday."

Shigaraki growled and took a swig of wine and exhaled loudly. "I'm going to kill her someday."

"Well... You did try to kill her, already." Kuroguri shrugged as he cleaned other spotless glasses.

"SHUT UP!" Shigaraki snapped.

Kai POV

I spent the last few hours serving tables and making coffee.

I wonder how Shiga is doing. I bet he has multiple scars and threw a tantrum from my prank last week. I laughed to myself as I walked around the coffee making table to the customers, so I can serve them their coffee and cake slices.

I served the cake and coffee to their rightful customer, so all I had to do was serve the last cup of coffee to the skinny blonde man near the window.

"Here you go sir, is there anything else you would like with that?" I politely asked while placing his coffee mug on the table.

Toshinori (Allmights weak form) POV -a few minutes earlier-

I walked into the cafe that Police officer Tsukauchi told me about. He said that there have been several rumors in the area about a certain midnight assassin.

He/She is well known for silently killing their targets at midnight.

There has only been one face to face sighting of them, but soon after the witness was killed on their way home from work.

The report described the being having a mask covering their entire face. It was a black mask with two 'X' for eyes that glowed red. The mouth drawing was also red. The drawing was a wide grin with sharp teeth. The person had a black cloak on, so it was impossible to know their hair color or gender.

I sat down at a table near the window, so I could look for any suspicious people or hear any rumors about the assassin. I opened the menu and looked at all my options. 

I've also heard that they would take kill requests from both heroes and villains. Honestly, it makes me want to throw up. The thought of heroes asking an assassin to kill a person is revolting. According to law, any pro-hero who is caught working alongside villain which is not an undercover mission or something along the lines of that will be sent to prison for 10+ years and have their license confiscated.

The waiter then walked up to me, "Are you ready to order?" The man asked. "Yes, can I get a number 5 coffee?"

"Sure, will that be all for today?" He asked, writing down notes on his paper.

"Yes, thank you." He soon walked away.

I guess this could be considered hero work even though I'm in my weak form. Huh, I didn't think about that. I slightly smile to myself in accomplishment. 

I then hear a familiar voice say, "Here you go sir, is there anything else you would like with that?"

Why does it sound so familiar? I looked up to see... Kai!?! What!? She doesn't even have a work permit!

I gasped in shock, but soon regretted it when I started to cough up blood. I covered it with my hand, and she looked concerned, "Are you, ok sir? Heres a napkin." She said handing me a napkin. "I'm fine, thank you, Kai," I say taking the napkin to wipe my hand.

"How do you know my name?" Her voice soon became harsh and suspicious. 

Shoot, she doesn't now me in this form. 

I quickly try to look for an excuse, "Umm... your nametag?" I said less convincing then I wanted to.

"Uh, huh? I'm not wearing my nametag today." She stated firmly. Shoot shes mad. 

"Do I even know you?" She asked, glaring at me.

"Um... no, you don't," I reply. She hummed in acknowledgment and walked away with a 'tch'

I went back to looking out the window, and I could faintly hear Kai say, "I'm not serving that table."

"Why not?" Another voice said in an annoyed tone.

"Because there's a pedo." My heart sank along with my pride. "He knew my name when no one said it the entire day, I didn't wear my name tag and I've never seen him my whole life." She yelled under her breath, aggravated. 

Well, I messed up.

"Too, bad kai. You have to serve whoever needs coffee, your our best barista and great with customer service. We will lose our reputation if he posts a bad review about Ainteku: Re" He told her in an assertive tone.

"Fine! But if I get abducted it's your fault." She snarled.

I wouldn't do such a thing. I sweat-drop.