Soon after the Whole Debacle between Ryuko and Satsuki A Whole War started and you needed to be prepared since you knew what was going to happen, with Satsuki pulling every trick in the Book to stop you guys.

So you did Lots of Grinding... and now...

Stats:
Lv. 7,000
Titles: Slime Slayer, Goblin Slayer, Fallen Angel Slayer, Lord of Gluttony, Lord of Wrath, Harem King, Hero of the Academy, Rebel Without A Cause
Jobs: None
Hp: 200, 212,100
Mp: 220,315,200
Strength: 80,420
Speed: 90,110
Luck: 100,520
Wisdom: Infinity
Intelligence: Infinity
Gold: 120,150, 210,912,315,273

Skills:
Dimension Hopping: 10/10
Gluttony: 10/10
Holy Magic: 10/10
Dark Magic: 10/10
Fire Magic 10/10
Water Magic 10/10
Earth Magic 10/10
Wind Magic 10/10
Transformation 10/10
Black Fire 10/10
Black Lightning 10/10
Rubber Wall 10/10
Lava Breath 10/10
Wind Slicer 10/10
Water Slicer 10/10
Appraisal 10/10
Fire resistance 100/100
Earth Resistance 100/100
Kaioken 20/20
Swordsmanship 10/10
One sword Style: 10/10
Two Sword Style: 10/10
Three Sword style: 10/10
Shadow Sneak: 10/10
Ki Projection: 10/10
Chakra Projection: 10/10
Stands: 50/100
Dark Resistance: 100/100
Getsuga Tenshou: 10/10
Soft and Wet: 75/100
Rasengan: 10/10
Erasure Resistance: 1/100
Light Resistance: 100/100
Shadow clones: 10/10
Sexy Jutsu: 1/10
Wrath's Judgement 10/10
Absorbtion 10/10
Regeneration: 10/10
Immortality: 10/10
Rasenshuriken: 10/10
Destruction Energy: 1/100
Sharpness Resistance: 100/100

We Open up in the Wee Hours of the Morning where you, Ryuko, and Mako are Just sleeping when suddenly A Bunch of Air raid sirens began going off.

Y/n: Oh Boy this Day...

Ryuko: Huh? What is going on?

Mako: AAAAAAAAAAAGH! WE'RE LATE! WE'RE LATE! WE'RE SO LATE!

Ryuko: What is going on?

Mako: Ryuko wear your Pajama's we have to leave now!

Ryuko: What!? My Pajama's!? Wait Let me Get Senketsu!

But she was Blocked off by Sukuyo, Mako's Mom.

Sukuyo: Oh you can't do that. I'm washing your Uniform.

Senketsu: HELP! ME! I'M DROWNING!

Ryuko: Look I really need my Uniform so if you can-

Sukuyo: I'm sorry but As A Mother it's my job to do chores around the House and it's your Job to get to school.

Just then the Alarms blared again as Mako got scared again.

Mako: AAAAAGH! I TOTALLY FORGET TO START PANICKING AGAIN! WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!

Ryuko: WAIT!

Y/n: OH CRAP!

You all then Jumped into the Pool of Running People as you all began to start drowning in them! Meanwhile Senketsu is Getting Ironed.

Senketsu: Ryuko, I'll- Ooooh~ This feels Nice~

Quickly you had all gotten A Plank of wood to ride on You were all Just trying to make sense of what's Happening.

Ryuko: Mako what is even Happening?

Mako: It's no Tardy Day!

Ryuko: ............................. Huh?

Mako: No Tardy day is the one day of the year that if your Late then Your expelled!

Ryuko: Expelled?!

Y/n: She did say that right? Just double checking.

Mako: We have to get to school or else we're expelled!

Just then A Massive Vehicle arrived and Gamagori was riding on it.

Y/n: Of Course, He's here! Hey Gamagori Help us!

Gamagori: Huh? How dare you talk to me Like that One Star!

Y/n: Hey! I wrote you A Song!

Gamagori: Huh?

You then Played A Few Notes.

Y/n: You're A Bitch!

Gamagori: Matoi where is your Uniform!?

Ryuko: It's in the Wash Asshole.

Gamagori: Unacceptable! You Must wear your Uniform when going to this school!

Mako: Hey Leave off her! She's Just wearing her Jammies! Don't you wear Pajama's when you good to bed?

Gamaori: No. I sleep in the Nude.

Mako: Well Shame on you!

Gamagori: Huh?

Mako: You can Catch a Cold doing that!

Gamagori: Do you wear Pajama's Makanshouko?

Mako: Yes, and My Pajamas have Mt. Fuji, Two Hawks, and Three Eggplants!

Y/n: Hell Yeah!

Gamagori: Fine you have until 8:30 to get there, OR YOU'RE EXPELLED!!

He then rode off as you watched him.

Y/n: Like I said, You're A Bitch!

Mako: Oh No we only have 3 Hours to get there!

Y/n: Then Let's go!

You all then began to make A Mad dash for the school and you all Began to climb up A Staircase when you had soon gotten To A Staircase, which turned into A Slippery slide!

Y/n: Hold on!

You then stabbed your swords into it as you climbed all of you up!

Y/n: Okay we have 999 More Traps to go.

Ryuko: Son of A Bitch!

???: Ow! Ow! Ow! My Arm is Broken! Ow...

Mako: Wait, that's A Friend of Mine!

Ryuko: Really?

Mako: Yeah, that's Maiko Ogure!

Y/n: (Thoughts) Great that Bitch.

Maiko: Ow... Ow... Ow!

Mako: Maiko are you Okay?

Maiko: Oh Hello Mako, I got Injured trying to make it up these Traps so I can't continue... Move on without me...

Ryuko then Helped her up.

Ryuko: Don't worry Tiger we aren't going to leave you Behind.

Maiko: Really?

Y/n: Yeah, Lets Get going already! We have 999 More freaking Traps!

Several More Traps Later...

An Old beat-up Car was coming by and it was Mako's dad and Little brother, along with the family dog Guts!

Barazo: Hey Special delivery! Move out of the way unless you want A Car up your ass!

Mataro: Dad, I see them!

Guts: Guts! Guts!

You were all Holding onto some Spikes as you all tried to climb up the Wall!

Y/n: I AM GOING TO FIND WHO MADE THESE AND I'M GOING TO KILL THEM!

Maiko: I can't hold on!

Maiko then fell down And Began Pulling down on her Pajama Pants revealing her Bare Ass as the Three Idiots in the truck had nosebleeds and slammed into A Pole.

Senketsu: HEY! WATCH WHAT YOU ARE DOING! I COULD DIE! DON'T WORRY RYUKO I'M COMING!

Several More Traps Later...

You were all Now swinging on Logs as they swung back and forth!

Y/n: I AM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE TODAY!!

Mako: Oh, Wow Y/n such Fiestyness!

Mako then Began Pulling down on Ryuko again as she fell and you grabbed her arms as it Happened again.

Ryuko: ALRIGHT DON'T YOU DARE LOOK!

Y/n: I swear I'm not!! I swear!!

Several More Traps Later...

Mako: Oh Look! Cheese!

She then Began Following the Cheese Trail to A Basket Trap!

Ryuko: NO MAKO! WATCH OUT!

She then pushed Mako out of the way only to see that it's A Cream Pie!

Ryuko: Who Left A Cream-!?

She then got cream all over her Face, as she got up.

Mako: May I Lick your face Ryuko?

Several More Traps Later...

You were all now trying to avoid Gators as then Mataro was riding on A Motorcycle with Guts!

Mataro: Is anyone asking for an awesome entrance!?

Guts: Guts!

Ryuko then fell as Maiko grabbed did the same thing again and Mataro and Guts got Another Nosebleed as he slammed into A Pole!

Mataro: Man, she's Hot...

Y/n/Senketsu: YOU PERVERTED IDIOTS!! HUH? YOU SAID THAT TOO? OH GOD THANK YOU! SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS!

So Many More Traps Later That the Old Narrator quit and they had to Hire A New One...

Ryuko: Damnit! We're still at the One Star Level!

Y/n: Look! A Bus! We can Take that!

Bus driver: Hey! No No-Stars Allowed!

Y/n: ...

You Just beat the shit out of him and Blew everyone out.

Y/n: Come on!

Ryuko: Right! Lets go Maiko!

Maiko: Right.

Mako: Yay! We're going on A Bus!

You all then Rolled off as A Pedestrian saw everything and called up the Higher ups and soon you were all being assaulted from all sides by gun fire.

Ryuko: AGH! WE'RE BEING ASSULTED FROM ALL SIDES!

Meanwhile...

Gamagori: Lady Satsuki we have all of the guards attacking them at once.

Satsuki: Good. Get those women out of there, But I want Y/n to stay.

Gamagori: My Lady, why?

Satsuki: He Interests me.

Back with you Guys...

Y/n: Damnit I'm going to stop them!

Maiko: No need This Bus has A Roof Gun.

Ryuko: What?

Just then Mako was equipped on A Rising Gun placement as she then Began shooting and she began Killing A Bunch of Shooters!

Y/n: Nice! Go Mako!

Just then the Roof was shot off as you all got scared!

Ryuko: SHIT! MAKO GET DOWN! Mako!? Mako!?

Mako: Oh, this feels Nice~

Y/n: For Crying out Loud! MAKO!

You then Grabbed her and pulled her down as you smirked.

Y/n: Now it's my Turn!

Ryuko: Y/n Wait!

You then Jumped in the Air somehow dodging every single Bullet, you grabbed two swords and unleashed A Giant energy wave!

Y/n: HAAAAA! Niitroyu: 1,080 Pound Pheonix!!

You then Wiped-out whole Building Streets as they were Literally sliced in Half and Maiko was almost Horrified!

Maiko: O-Oh God...!

Mako: Yep, that's Y/n for you! He's A Real Badass! Like Ryuko!

Ryuko: (Blushing) Gee, Thanks Mako.

Y/n: MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!

You all continue running as soon you all ended up seeing the School sight!

Mako: Yes! We're going to make it! We're going to- Owie!

She actually ran into A Wall that was Painted to Look like The Background of the School in the Distance.

Ryuko: What the Hell is this?

Maiko then got up and smiled.

Y/n: Oh Boy.

Ryuko: Huh? M-Maiko I thought your Leg was Broken?

Maiko: HehehehehehahahahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YOU FOOLS! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Ryuko: W-What are you talking about!?

Maiko: Don't you get it!? I'm the President of the Trapping club! I set up all of these Traps!

Ryuko: WHAT!?

Mako: HOW COULD YOU!?

Y/n: (Sigh)

Maiko: Now my Final Trap shall take this place!

Just then guts appeared carrying Senketsu!

Senketsu: Hey Guys what's going on? I'm finally her- WOAH!

Just then Maiko grabbed him and smiled!

Maiko: FINALLY HIS POWER WILL BE MINE!

Senketsu: W-WHAT IS GOING ON!?

Ryuko: NO!

Maiko then Puts it on...

Maiko: YES! THE POWER IS MINE!

... Completely Upside down.

Y/n: ...

Maiko: What?

Y/n: You Put him upside down.

Maiko: Eh?

Y/n: You Idiot! You Put him Upside down! Are you slow!? What Kind of Suit would Look like that!? Seriously you Idiot!? Senketsu are you Okay?!

Senketsu: (Muffled) I'm Kind of choking here...

Y/n: He's fine. Now I'll give you two Options. 1 Join us, or 2. Get an Ass beating.

Maiko: FINE THEN! I'LL MAKE YOU GET EXPELLED!

She then Tried Punching you but you grabbed both of her Fists!

Maiko: Um... Please don't break my Butt...?

Y/n: Okay.

Maiko: Really?

Y/n: No.

You then Jumped into the Air and Pulled out the same two swords as you smiled!

Y/n: NIITORYU: TIGER HUNT!!

Maiko: Oh No...

Y/n: HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!

You then blasted her as she was Left in the Nude with you carrying Senketsu.

Y/n: You Okay Senketsu?

Senketsu: Mommy... I don't want to be here anymore...

Y/n: Yeah, He's fine. GUYS! LETS TAKE THE GONDOLA!

Ryuko then Puts on Senketsu as you all Hopped in!

Ryuko: COME ON MAKO LETS GO!

Mako: But I don't have any Money! Oh I'll leave some of my moms yummy Croquets.

Ryuko: Who cares Let's go!

Soon at Class...

Homeroom Teacher: Alright then Ryuko Matoi, Mako Makanshou, and Y/n L/n?

Just then the Gondola Crashed in as you all ran in!

Ryuko: Yes! We made it!

Y/n:

https://youtu.be/oOPf1Z-PIE8

A/n: 0:10-End

Homeroom Teacher: Of course...

Meanwhile...

Meanwhile Maiko was running around in the Nude Trying to hide from Satsuki as soon She and Gamagori had found her.

Gamagori: Lady Satsuki I found her.

Maiko: NO!

Satsuki: Maiko you had Failed me.

Maiko: N-No I can do better! I swear!

Satsuki: It's too Late. You're Expelled.

Maiko: NO! NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T! NO!

Gamagori then Began dragging her away by her Hair As Satsuki began thinking to herself.

Satsuki: (Thoughts) Is this what Y/n would want? I... I want to make him Happy, and yet I have A School to run. I guess I'll have to ask him when I see him again. I Guess I'll have him test his Metal against Sanageyama. Then again it would Probably be A Sweep from what I've seen. I'm Only testing you, My sweet Y/n.

She then smiled as she began walking back to the school ignoring the Carnage around her because by that Battle on the Bus.