Chapter 9

Disclaimer: I don't own anybody except for Kitty and Anne. @maryb416 owns May and Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12.

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Kitty: So, @maryb416 has sent in some more dares!

(The ladies all faint into their boyfriends' arms. Leo doesn't have anyone in his arms)

Leo: And I'm left standing alone....

Kitty: Yeah, yeah. Rennervate! *snaps her fingers and the ladies all wake up* You guys need to man up, I use that spell way too much! Anyways, @maryb416, also known as May, is actually coming in as a guest!

(May appears)

May: Hey guys! I have some evil dares!

(Ladies prepare to faint)

Kitty: Don't even think about it.

(The ladies stop swaying)

Kitty: That's much more like it. Now the first dare goes to Percy!

Percy: Why does everybody like to dare ME to do dangerous stuff!

Kitty: Because it's fun! May, do you want to do the honors?

May: Sure! Per-

Kitty Wait a second. Before you tell Percy his dare, I dare Annabeth to not kiss Percy or faint or do anything romantic and girly. 

Annabeth: I"m starting to get panicky....

Kitty: Continue!

May: Percy, you have to survive a night in the Hunger Games without any weapons or armor!

Katniss: It was very nice to meet you, Percy.

Peeta: Yeah. *shakes his hand solemnly* 

Percy: Oh gosh....

Kitty: Yup, now bye bye!

(Percy disappears)

Kitty: Let's watch Percy freak while he runs away from people with pointy things!

(Everyone crowds around Kitty's computer)

(Percy is running away from the famous man-and-strawberry-ice-cream-eating butterflies)

Percy: AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Kitty: Heehee, Fred, are you enjoying this as much as I am?

Fred: *doesn't answer, as he's too busy trying to not wet himself*  

Annabeth: Oh, what am I going to do if Percy DIES?!

Kitty: Your own dare! 

May: Yup! Annabeth, you have to give us a review on the Twilight series!

Annabeth: Three words. TERRIBLE AND WEIRD.

Kitty: That was quick. Anyway, it's your turn, Leo!

Leo: YAY!

May: Leo, you have to walk through Hogwarts on fire while the song Burn Baby Burn is playing!

Leo: YES!

(Leo sets himself on fire and disappears. Warning: Do not do this at home unless you are a son of Hephaestus or have other freaky superpowers. Warning: Do not use this dare to try and find out if you have freaky superpowers)

Kitty: I totally have to see this!

(Everyone goes back to the computer)

(Leo is walking down the hallways while Burn Baby Burn is playing. He is grinning like the crazy man he is and people are screaming)

Draco Malfoy: Oh! I wanna try! Crabbe, set me on fire!

Crabbe: OK. *sets Malfoy on fire*

Malfoy: *screams like the little girl he is and runs and jumps in the lake where the giant squid takes him hostage*

Harry: HAHAHA!! IN YOUR FACE, MALFOY!!!! Revenge is SWEET!!!!! *dances in celebration*

Hermione: Shouldn't we help him?

Everyone: Are you crazy?! No!!!

McGonagall: Oh no! A student is on fire! *tries to put Leo out. Leo grins, waves, and disappears. Naturally, everyone screams some more and starts running around like crazy*

(In the Room of Requirement)

Leo: THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! DID YOU SEE THOSE PEOPLE'S FACES?!

Kitty: Haha, yes, it was very funny, but you need to put yourself out so the floor doesn't catch fire.

Leo: OK. *puts himself out*

May: OK, Ginny, you have to spend the day with some preppy Ravenclaws! (A/N I'm not saying all Ravenclaws are perky little cheerleaders, just these specific ones)

Ginny: Oh, shoot. *disappears*

May: Ron, you have to go a week only eating salads! 

Ron: WHAT?!? I'm not a rabbit! I need my meat!

Kitty: HEY! I'm a vegetarian, and I am not a rabbit!!!

Ron: Sorry. 

Kitty: Hmph.

May: Hermione, you have to go back to your classes-

Hermione: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May: - and you can't raise your hand once!

Hermione: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: Have fun!

Hermione: Yeah, right.

(Hermione disappears)

May: Fred and George, you guys have to go a WHOLE WEEK without any pranks.

Fred and George: *scream in horror*

May: Katniss and Peeta, you guys have to survive Capture the Flag!

Katniss: What's that?

Annabeth: I'll explain. *takes them into a corner and explains the game*

Kitty: Hey, Ron, Fred, George, do you guys want to go out of the room so I can speed up time?

Ron, Fred, and George: Sure. *disappear*

Katniss: OK, Peeta and I are ready to leave! *disappear*

Kitty: *snaps her fingers and the Weasleys, Percy, Katniss, Peeta, and Hermione come back* Hey guys! Long time, no see. Well, not for me. Hey, that rhymed! I'm a poet, and didn't even know it. Ha! Did it again! 

Ron: FOOOOD!!!!!!! *starts eating steak and chocolate*

Fred and George: PRAAAANKS!!!! *set off some Weasley's Wild Fire Whiz-Bangs*

Kitty So, Percy, what did you think of the butterflies?

Percy: Creepy, scary, and kinda cute.

Leo: Like a Pygmy Puff in a bikini? 

Percy: No, Leo, nothing like a Pygmy Puff in a bikini.

Kitty: Ginny, what happened to you?

(Ginny is wearing a sparkling prom dress, pink hoop earrings, high heels, and makeup)

Ginny: Those stupid perky Ravenclaws dressed me up for a date with Harry! They kept asking me if Harry's a good kisser!

Harry: What did you tell them?

Ginny: Yes.

Kitty: I think Cho Chang would disagree. Hermione? What was your week like?

Hermione: The answer is torture! Pure torture! I looked like an absolute fool! *rushes to the door and screams into the hallway "Augurey song does not predict death! Uric the Oddball was born circa 982, was a Ravenclaw, and wore a jellyfish for a hat! The Lion King was not based on a true story!"*

Kitty: Katniss and Peeta?

Peeta: We spent most of our time running.

Katniss: And screaming. We did a lot of screaming, especially when that one girl started sing Justin Bieber songs.

Kitty: I'm sure you did. Thanks for the help with the dares, May!

May: No problem. I've got to go. Bye!

Kitty: Bye!

May: *disappears*

Leo: Aww, dang it. She was cute.

Kitty: *grabs Leo by the shoulders and shakes him* LEO, GET A GRIP ON YOURSELF! YOU'LL FIND SOMEBODY TO DATE SOMEDAY, BUT UNTIL THEN STOP TRYING TO MAKE OUT WITH EVERY SINGLE GIRL YOU SEE!

Leo: Are you jealous that I called her cute? Do you wish I called you cute?

Kitty: GET A GRIP ALREADY!!!!!!!!

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Hey! As usual, please vote and comment! Thanks again to @maryb416!!!

Thanks!

Kitty 

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