Disclaimer: I don't own anyone but Kitty and Anne. Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12.

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(Flashback: Percy is alone in a room with an angry Thalia)

Kitty: Ok, I've got dares! @maryb416 has sent in some more dares! Thanks a ton, @maryb416! Alright, the first dare goes to Hermione.

Hermione: Oh, no, not again...

Kitty: You have to go A WEEK without ANY books! And everybody else has to read the entire time!!

(Hermione screams then faints)

Kitty: Ron, I think your girlfriend has a fainting problem... Rennervate!

(Hermione wakes up)

Kitty: OK, I'm going to speed up time in Percy's room. *snaps her fingers and Percy comes back. He is very beaten up. He faints*

Kitty: Apparently Hermione isn't the only one with a fainting problem. Rennervate! 

(Percy wakes up)

Percy: THAT WAS TERRIBLE!! HOW IN HADES AM I STILL ALIVE?!

Kitty: A Game of Truth or Dare policy.

Percy: If I had to choose between doing THAT again and having another round with Kronos, I'd choose the psycho Titan! Thalia makes Kronos look sane! 

Kitty: Good to know. Now, let's read for a week!

Percy: Wait, what - ?

(Everyone except Hermione is forced to read)

One week later...

Kitty: *finally looks up from Hogwarts: A History* OH MY GOSH!!!! I MIGHT NEVER READ AGAIN!!! I CAN'T STAND JUST SITTING HERE AND READING!!!! I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING CRAZY AND ADVENTUROUS!!! *Kitty disappears and goes and bungee jumps off a cliff*

Kitty: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Leo tries to be cool and joins her in jumping off the cliff. But he forgets to use the bungee cord)

Leo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Kitty snaps her fingers and they both come back to the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Leo, you are such a big idiot!!

Leo: :(

Hermione: *ambling around aimlessly* Uh dur duh duh duh.....

Kitty: I think she needs a book. *throws Hogwarts: A History at her*

Hermione: Dun dun dur- BOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!! *dives at the book and starts reading it for the 1,574th time*

Kitty: Hermione and her books... Well, now it's Ron's dare! Ron, you have to go 2 hours in a room with spiders- AGAIN!! Don't worry, I made sure that these are regular spiders.

Ron: AAARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!! Why me?!?

Annabeth: Heehee, I don't have to do anything!!

Kitty: Actually, you have a dare, too! You have to watch all the Twilight movies and read all the books! 

Annabeth: WHAT?! I already have watched the movies! I had to go on a mission in the Titan war, and it involved seeing a Twilight movie in theater!

Kitty: Which one?

Annabeth: Breaking Dawn Part One. *shudders*

Kitty: Ok, so you don't have to watch that one. But you have to watch the other four! And read the books!

Annabeth: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! Now, off you go!

(Annabeth disappears)

Kitty: Ron, you're next!

(Ron disappears)

Hermione: *looks up from her book and is now back to being sane* Am I going to get my boyfriend back?

Kitty: Yes... But he may or may not still be sane and or in one piece.

Hermione: *slams the book shut* WHAT? 

Kitty: Uh, it's Harry's turn!

Harry: Oh, goody, he said sarcastically.

Kitty: Drumroll, please!  (drumroll) Harry, you have to give Snape a bath!

Everyone: EWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! *everyone starts gagging and vomiting and tries to get the image of Snape naked out of their heads.* (Warning: Do not get the image of Snape naked stuck in your head. It will not be an improvement to your health. Or sanity)

Harry: W-w-what? Does he have to be, you know, conscious?

Kitty: Um... YES!!!!

Harry: I'm doomed.

Kitty: Yes, you are. Any last words?

(Harry glares at her)

Ginny: Harry, please don't die, because then I'd have to change my Facebook status from "in a relationship with a hero!" to "single 'cause my heroic boyfriend died". 

Harry: Glad to know you love me and care about my well-being.

Kitty: You have a Facebook account?

Ginny: Yeah.

Kitty: Cool.

Ginny: I have 78,932 followers!

Kitty: Good for you. Now, have fun, Harry!

Harry: 78,932 - that more than me! Come - *Harry disappears*

Leo: Can we watch? 

Kitty: No. That would be hazardous to our sanity.

Leo: So?

Kitty: So.... You know what, Leo? You can watch it!

Leo: Yay! *goes to Kitty's computer*

Leo: Ok.. Harry's kidnaped him and is dragging him into a bathroom.... now he's put him in the tub... Snape just hit him.. Harry hit back... now they're in a fistfight!! 

Kitty: REALLY?! Let me see!!! *runs to the computer by Leo*

Kitty: Haha, Snape has Superman underpants!!! Oh, he knows how to put up a fight! Hey, Snape's in the bathtub!! He has a bubble beard! Ewww, Harry just scrubbed his armpit!

Leo: Now Harry just shampoo'd Snape's hair... Snape is screaming lke a little girl...

Kitty: *imitating Snape* Oh! Oh! Oh no! I've been working so hard to get my hair that greasy! I don't wanna be clean! Being a greasy git is what makes me happy!!!

Leo: Haha.. HE'S DONE!

(Harry appears. He is beaten up and covered in soap suds)

Harry: DONE! *faints*

Ginny: *squeals* Harry! *rushes over to tend to Harry*

(Ron appears)

Ron: ARGH! I HATE SPIDERS!! *faints*

(Hermione follows Ginny's lead by squealing and running over to Ron)

(Annabeth appears)

Annabeth: I DID IT!! *faints. Of course, Percy squeals and runs over to her*

Kitty: I brought WAY too many couples here....

Leo: You wanna make another? *grins mischievously*

Kitty: Leo, I've already told you! My mother would freak out. And I might, too...

Leo: Dang.

Kitty: You get better at hiding your disappointment every time I say no! Well done!

Leo: Does it make you fonder of me?

Kitty: No.

Leo: DANG!!!!!!

Kitty: Um, well, on the bright side, Leo, you have a dare!

Leo: Yay! What is it?

(Kitty goes over and whispers in his ear. Leo looks very excited)

Kitty: Rennervate!

(The people who fainted wake up)

Harry, Ron, and Annabeth: Ugh..

Leo: Hey Annabeth... *goes in whispers in her ear. Annabeth looks alarmed, but then nods*

Percy: Um, what's going on?

(Leo grins, helps Annabeth up, and...)

Percy: LEO?! WHY ARE YOU KISSING MY GIRLFRIEND? ANNABETH, WHY ARE YOU KISSING BACK?!? 

Kitty: Oh, is the big, strong hero a little jealous?

Percy: NO!!! THE BIG STRONG HERO IS NOT A LITTLE  JEALOUS!!!! THE BIG STRONG HERO IS A LOT JEALOUS!!!! 

(Percy continues to freak out until...)

Percy: THAT IS IT, VALDEZ!!!! * takes out Riptide*

Leo : *jumps away from Annabeth* DON'T KILL ME!!! IT WAS A DARE!!! DON'T KILL ME! *assumes the fetal position*

Percy: Oh. *puts Riptide back*

Kitty: Geez. Touchy. But we are on our final dare!

Everyone: HUZZAH!

Kitty: Yup! Fred and George, you get the honor of humiliating Snape in front of the Great Hall by telling EVERYONE that Snape has been in love with Harry's mum for the past twenty five years!!!

Everyone: WHAT?!?!

Harry: Snape loved my mum?

Fred: Hmm... Harry James SNAPE. You know, it suits you, Harry!!! 

Harry: Don't. Ever. Repeat. That. Name. I meant, not EVER!!! *turns away* Oh, no... *runs to the bathroom, where loud retching noises are heard*

Ron: *goes after him* Harry, mate, you - oh, blimey, mate, what did you eat for lunch? *rushes to a seperate bathroom where more vomiting noises are heard*

Kitty: Urgh... *to Harry and Ron* You boys better clean up after yourselves! *shudders and turns back to the non-sick group* Fred, George, go do your thing! 

Fred and George: YES MA'AM! *they disappear*

Kitty: Let's watch!

(Everyone goes to Kitty's computer)

(Fred and George appear on the High Table. They each have a foot in Snape's dinner)

Snape: What in the name of Merlin?!

Fred: Hi everybody! Have you missed us?

Peeves: Yes, yes, oh, yes, fellow prankster Weasley! I have missed you SOOOOOO much!!!

George: Thank you, Peeves. Anyways, students, we have the MOST interesting news!

Fred: Yeah... it turns out that Slytherins CAN love!

Snape: *realizes what's going on* Oh no...

George: For example, "Headmaster" Snape was in love with Lily Evans, Harry Potter's mum!

Fred: But them she fell in love with James Potter, and I think you know what happened then! If not, you have serious attention problems!

(Snape's face is very red)

Gryffindors: HAHAHA!!!!!!

Slytherins: TRAITOR!!

Ravenclaws: We didn't see anything about that in the library!! The library has failed us!! *the entire table starts sobbing and tossing away their library books* 

Madam Pince: *screams in horror* You foul little brats! You are damaging valuable library property! No, no, my books, my precious books! *tries to save them*

Hufflepuffs: SNAPE AND LILY, SITTING IN A TREE!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!! FIRST COMES LOVE, THEN COMES MARRIAGE, THEN COMES HARRY IN A BABY CARRIAGE!! *They look at each other, then start gagging at the idea of Harry being a Snape*

Fred and George: Haha, bye guys! Have fun, Snapey-poo. *They come back to the Room of Requirement*

Kitty: That was AWESOME!

Leo: Totally!

Harry: *hobbling out of the bathroom* I'm still recovering...

Kitty: Snape and Lily, sitting in a-

Harry: Please stop singing that.

Kitty - tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! First comes love-

Harry: I said stop.

Kitty: - then comes marriage -

Harry: Oh no, don't say it... *hides his face*

Kitty: - THEN COMES HARRY IN A BABY CARRIAGE!!!!!

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Hi guys!! I hope you liked this! Special thanks to @maryb416 for sending in these awesome dares!!

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Thanks!

Kitty