Disclaimer: I don't own anyone but Kitty and Anne, and Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12.

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(Kitty flies in on a hippograff)

Everyone: AAH! 

Peeta: *dives for cover as Kity tries to land on him* 

Kitty: Whoops, sorry, Peeta, didn't see you there. 

Peeta: Sure you didn't... *picks himself off the floor* 

Annabeth: What is that thing?! 

Kitty: This is my pet hippograff! I call him Twix!

Harry: Twix?

Kitty: It's my favorite candy bar.

Katniss: Don't you also have a phoenix?

Kitty: Firebolt? Yeah, I have a bunch of pets. I have a dog, a hamster, a gryphon, a Pygmy Puff, what am I forgetting? Oh yeah, I've got a dragon.

Everyone: A DRAGON?!?!?

Harry: Where did you get a dragon?!

Kitty: *ignores Harry* His name is Fido.

Everyone: O_o

Kitty: Moving on, I've got my first dare from a reader! Besides Danielle, I mean.

Leo: Pygmy Puffs... *shudders*

Kitty: Wimp. Anyway, I have a dare from @maryb416! Thanks a ton, @maryb416! Percy, truth or dare?

Percy: Oh no... Truth!

Kitty: Sorry, that's not an option! 

Percy: Then why did you ask "truth or dare"? 

Kitty: Because that's just how you play a game truth or dare! So, Percy, you have to spend an entire day in a room with Thalia while she's angry!

Percy: Oh darn..

Annabeth: Percy, since you probably won't make it out-

Percy: Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Annabeth: - I just want you to know I love you. *kisses him on the mouth for a full eighty-nine seconds*

Kitty: Annabeth? Annabeth? ANNABETH WILL YOU PLEASE STOP SO PERCY CAN DO HIS DARE!!! HE WON'T DIE!! HAVEN'T I ALREADY EXPLAINED ABOUT THE IF-YOU-DIE-ANGRY-FANS-WILL-HUNT-ME-DOWN-AND-SHAVE-MY-HAIR-OFF-IN-MY-SLEEP-OR-WORSE THING?!

(Annabeth finally breaks away)

Annabeth: Oh. Right. But I needed an excuse to do that. Besides Percy disappearing for six months.

Percy: *grinning happily* I'm in looooove...

Kitty: Fine. I'm going to bring in Thalia now!

(Thalia appears in a shower of chocolate sprinkles)

Thalia: OH! CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES! MY FAVORITE!! *starts licking her clothes*

Leo: I WANT SOME! *also starts licking Thalia's clothes*

Thalia: WHAT THE HECK?!? *pushes Leo away* 

Leo: Oh, sorry.

Thalia: Wher-

Kitty: Room of Requirement.

Thalia: What-

Kitty: I've kidnap- ack, BROUGHT a couple of my favorite characters from books here to play truth or dare!

Thalia: Wait, characters-

Kitty: Yes, there are books written about you.

Thalia: That's-

Kitty: Yeah, kinda creepy.

Thalia: O_o

Kitty: Anyway, I need you to be mad for a dare with Percy.

Thalia: *notices Percy and Annabeth* Oh, hey, Percy, Annabeth.

Annabeth: Hi Thalia.

Percy: Yo.

Thalia: So you need me to be mad? 

Kitty: Yeah, but I don't know-

Leo: What is with your clothes? Are you trying to be hideous?

Thalia: WHAT THE HECK?!

Leo: And why do you wear that tiara? Aren't you a little old to pretend to be a princess?

Thalia: *gasps* This is the mark of Artemis's lieutenant, worm!

Leo: And why do you smell like dogs?

Thalia: *really mad* OH MY GODS YOUR LIFE IS OVER!!!!!

(Percy and Thalia disappear)

Kitty: Heh, thanks for the help, Leo. I didn't even have to bring out the fog horn and nacho cheese sprinklers. 

Leo: My pleasure. 

Kitty: Alright, it's George's turn! Truth or dare?

George: Truth.

Kitty: Were you and Fred the ones to shave of Snape's hair when he was sleeping in your first year?

George: NO!

Kitty: Fine. You have to drink Veritaserum. *forces the potion into George's mouth* 

George: *bites Kitty's hand*

Everyone but Kitty: *roars with laughter* 

Kitty: HEY! What the heck?! *rubs her hand* Ew, George cooties...

George: You didn't have to force fed me!

Kitty: And you didn't have to bite me. Now, did you and Fred shave off Snape's hair?

George: Yes.

Harry: AWESOME!!

Ginny: NO WAY!!!

Ron: Wow!

Hermione: You shouldn't have done that!

Fred: Don't be a spoilsport!

George: Yeah, Hermione.

Ron: Hey George...

George: Yeah?

Ron: Why did you turn my, uh, teddy bear into a spider when I was three?

George: Because Fred and I were bored. Ugh! The truth potion!

Ron: Haha! This is brilliant! OK, what did you say when Bill and Fleur got married?

George: *in a sing song voice* Here comes the bride, fat, fair, and wide!

Harry: I'm trying to imagine Fleur fat... Nope, can't do it.

Hemione: I can't either.

Ginny: Nor can I.

Fred: Definitely not possible!

Ron: Where did you get the idea for Skiving Snackboxes?

Fred: George don't tell - !

George: Bellatrix Lestrange had the original idea but gave us the copyrights and everything because she thought that Mouldywarts would think she was weird if she tried to sell them in public!

Fred: George!

George: Sorry, Fred, it was the potion that made me do it!

Kitty: Wow. That's weird, even for you guys..

Fred: HEY!

George: That's coming from the girl who kidnaps people for fun.

Kitty: I also kidnap other characters for other people! Cinderella is currently in the bedroom of a five-year-old in London.  And Laura Ingalls Wilder is trying to beat a nine-year-old in Virgina at Just Dance 4. And I won't even get started on the people from Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory! I'm thinking of starting a business. Kitty's Kidnapped Characters...

Everyone: O_o

Leo: Oh, chocolate! *starts day-dreaming about chocolate* Dangit, now I want chocolate...

(chocolate appears) 

Leo: CHOCOLATE!!!!!! *lunges for it* Oh my gods, chocolate, will you marry me?! 

Peeta: What the - ?!

Katniss: This is such a weird world. 

Peeta: Weirder than Panem? 

Katniss: Weirder than Panem. 

Percy: Did you seriously just ask chocolate to marry you, Leo? 

Leo: Um... Yes? 

Annabeth: Will you be able to refrain from eating it all your life?

Leo: ...Yes? 

Annabeth: Even though it's so delicious, and creamy, and chocolate-y? 

Leo: Of course. *glances at the chocolate* It looks...

Annabeth: So tasty... Mmm... Chocolate.... 

Leo: ARGH! I CAN'T DO IT! *eats the chocolate* ANNABETH! YOU MADE ME EAT MY BRIDE!!! 

Annabeth: I thought you were in love with Kitty. 

Leo: Well, that wasn't working out, so I had to go to Plan B! 

Harry: Marrying chocolate? 

Leo: Precisely! 

Harry: That's pretty sad, Leo... 

Leo: I prefer the term creative... 

Katniss: That's not creative, that's pitiful. 

Leo: Thanks for the support, Catnip.

Katniss: DO NOT CALL ME CATNiP! *lunges at Leo* 

Leo: *yelps and runs* KITTY, HELP! 

Kitty: *snaps her fingers and Katniss is tied to a chair* 

Katniss: KITTY! 

Kitty: Sorry, Katniss. Here, have some chocolate. *hands her chocolate* 

Leo: Thanks, Kitty. 

Kitty: No problem. 

Harry: I have a question. You're just a normal Muggle, right? 

Kitty: I'm not exactly "normal," but yeah, I'm just a Muggle. 

Harry: Then how are you so powerful?!

Kitty: Easy. I'm an author! I have AMAZING AUTHOR POWERS that make me Kitty the Great and Powerful! 

Annabeth: Again, isn't-

Kitty: NO, IT IS NOT OZ!!