Disclaimer: I don't own anyone but Kitty and Anne. Anne is my speical guest author! Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12.

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Kitty: HEY EVERYBODY!!!!!! DID YOU MISS ME?!?

Leo: Yup!

Everyone else: Nope.

Kitty: Aww, Leo, that's sweet! But no, my mom already said I can't date you.

Leo: DANG IT!!! *starts punching the wall and sulking*

Kitty: Sorry.... Well, I'm bringing in another friend!!!

George: Oh-

Fred: -no!

Kitty: Oh YES! Introducing my friend ANNE!!

(Poof of glitter and St. Peter's choir)

Harry: *gags on the glitter he was just unfortunate enough to inhale* 

Anne: Hello! I am so happy to be here and I have some awesome ideas for you all! 

(Everyone faints)

Kitty: Oh, you're evil....

Anne: And don't you forget it!

Kitty: I won't. Anyways.... *takes out her wand* RENNERVATE!

(Everyone wakes up!)

Annabeth: I LOVE YOU, TOO, PER-!! Oh, um, morning all!

Percy: ...

Anne: Leo, it's your turn, truth or dare?

Leo: Um.... D-dare?

Anne: *rubs hands together* I was hoping you'd say that!

Leo: Is it too late to change?

Anne: Yes, very much so. Alright, I'm calling in someone from my favorite TV show, Buffy The Vampire Slayer! Angel, why don't you come in?

Kitty: Um, who's-

(Angel arrives in a shower of glitter, which he is now covered in)

Kitty: OK, and that must be Angel. 

Annabeth: Seriously, a BOY named ANGEL?

Anne: Yes, seriously a boy named Angel.

Angel: Did you really have to do that? *gestures at his now glitter covered black clothes*

Anne: No, I just like seeing you suffer.

Kitty: I don't know who you are, but I also like seeing you suffer. *whips out her camera and takes a picture* Oh, this is going on Instagram!

Anne: *grinning like the Cheshire Cat* Alright Leo, you and Angel have to spend an hour alone together, in a locked room. 

Kitty: Um, what's the fun in that?

Anne: *still grinning like the Cheshire Cat* Angel is a sulky vampire who likes to brood and sulk.

Kitty: *also starts to grin* And Leo is the craziest, most hyper boy in the whole world.... Oh, I get it now! Also, stop grinning like that. It's creeping me out.

Anne: *ignores Kitty's request* Oh, before you go, Angel?

Angel: Yes?

Anne: I'm bringing Spike in to laugh at you. *grins evilly* 

Kitty: Let me guess- another vampire?

Anne: Yup! Spike, come in! 

(Anne claps her hands and Spike appears. The glitter shower is mysteriously absent)

Spike: OK, where am I and - Angel? What the heck happened to you? You look ridiculous!

Angel: She happened. *points at Anne*

Spike: Oh my gosh! My hat's off to you... what's your name anyways?

Peeta: *whispering to Katniss* He's not wearing a hat. 

Anne: I'm Anne.

Kitty: I'm Kitty the Great and Powerful.

Anne: I thought Oz was the Great and Powerful one.

Kitty: Nope! It's me. I am great. I am powerful. I am enjoying watching people suffer.

Anne: Anyway, these are Leo, Percy, Annabeth, Harry, and a bunch of other people.

Fred: *sulking* You forgot me.

Anne: Meh, fine. THIS IS FRED!!

Fred: Fred the Great and Powerful?

Kitty: No. You are Fred the Fred.

Fred: OK, awesome! *goes around chanting "I am Fred the Fred."*

Spike: OK, but where the-

Anne: DON'T SAY IT!!

Spike: Huh?

Kitty: No one can swear in my book!

Spike: Why not?

Kitty: Because kids are reading it! Also, at the dance studio I go to, you aren't allowed to swear, and if you do, they kick you out. And since I don't want that, I try to stay out of the habit.

Spike: Alright, then. But where am I?

Anne: Do you read Harry Potter?

Spike: Yes, doesn't everybody?

Harry: What?! What do you - 

Kitty: Didn't I already tell you that you're a fictional character in a book series? 

Harry: You may have mentioned that weirdness, yes... But EVERYONE reads it? 

Kitty: Yeah, everyone reads Harry Potter and the Huger Games. 

Percy: What about my books?

Kitty: No, Leo scared off most the readers. 

Leo: What?! 

Kitty: Just kidding. 

Leo: That's cruel. 

Kitty: Indeed. 

Anne: Um, back to Spike's question - we are in the Room of Requirement! Anyways. Now let's watch people suffer! *snaps fingers and Angel and Leo disappear*

Anne: Next lucky victim!

Everyone: OH! OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!

Anne: Hermione!

Everyone but Hermione: *groan*

Anne: Truth or dare?

Hermione: I guess dare. No dare can be as bad as a week with the Lovegoods and not being able to correct them!

Katniss: Think again, Granger...

Anne: I dare you to be locked in a room with Spike..

Hermione: OK.

Anne: - and he's going to be singing his favorite music at you, for an hour.

Hermione: I can sense a catch...

Anne: He likes punk bands of the 70's, like The Ramones.

(Hermione faints)

Kitty: Oh! Hey, hey, hey - I CAN PUT A CHARM ON SPIKE SO HE SOUNDS REALLY BAD WHEN HE SINGS!

Anne: Cool! Do it!

Spike: *starts to protest, but Kitty punches him in the nose* OW! 

Percy: *snickers, but Spike glares at him, and Percy holds his hands up in surrender* Sorry, man. 

Anne: KITTY! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! I LIKE SPIKE! THAT'S WHY HE DIDN'T SHOW UP IN A SHOWER OF GLITTER!!!

Kitty: Heehee, but he'll sound bad if he's singing through a nose bleed!

Anne: ...Good point. Rennervate!

(Hermione wakes up)

Hermione: Ugh, what happened? Last thing I remember is something about punk bands...?

(Anne snaps her fingers and Hermione and Spike disappear)

Kitty: OK, any other dares?

Anne: Um, not right now, but I'll probably think of something.

Kitty: Well that works out! Because, I will now present to you, a Kitty Original, The Reason Voldemort Became Evil!

Harry: Huh? But I already know- he was always evil because the snot-rag can't love!

Kitty: Oh, is that the reason, Harry? Is it really?

Harry: I thought so, but I'm starting to doubt it...

(A movie screen pops out of no where and the film starts playing)

Young Tom Riddle is in the Quidditch pitch with his pet Crumple-Headed Snorkack, Snorky. 

Ginny: They're real?!

Kitty: Yup. Luna wasn't joking.

Ron: No one tell Hermione...

Fred and George: *crosses their fingers behind their back* We won't. 

Tom: All right, Snorky, I'm going to show you my amazing flying!

Tom gets his broom and starts flying.

Tom: Whee!!

Tom flies around happily, when his grip slips. He loses control and crashes into...

Tom: SNORKY!!!!!! NO SNORKY!!! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME!!!! I'M SO SORRY!!! NO, DON'T LEAVE...!

Snorky dies.

Tom: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Random Muggle-born: What's wrong?

Tom: I ran into my Crumple-Headed Snorkack!

(Ron, being Ron, interrupts the movie)

Ron: That was the most random sentence ever spoken by mankind. Besides the line "Let's go jump in a black hole".

Kitty: Where did you hear that? Wasn't that in a Muggle movie?

Fred: No, George and I said it.

George: But then  mum threatened to take away our desserts for a whole week if we did that. So we stayed home.

Kitty: Um, OK? Let's get back to the movie...

Tom starts crying.

Muggle-born: Oh, I'm sorry!

Tom: It's your fault, Mudbood!

Muggle-born: Excuse me?

Tom: It's your fault I ran into Snorky!

Muggleborn: How is it MY fault?

Tom: You, um, er, you, you, ugh, YOU DIDN'T EAT YOUR BROCCOLI LAST NIGHT AT DINNER!!!!!

Muggle-born: O_o

Tom: I hate Mudbloods! I am making it my duty to rid the Wizarding World of Mudbloods! After I bury Snorky and cry into my pillow for a week, I'm gonna find my ancestor's basilisk AND SET IT ON THE MUDBLOODS!!!!!!!

Muggle-born: Am I dreaming....?

                                                                             The End!!

Harry: Is that why he became evil?

Ron: Because his Crumple-Headed Snorkack was killed? And it was his fault.

Kitty: Yup.

Anne: Wow. I didn't know that.

Kitty: Of COURSE not. It's classified information!

Peeta: Then how come you knew about it?

Kitty: BECAUSE I'M EXCEPTIONALLY AWESOME!!!!!!!

Everyone: O_o

Anne: Uh, let's bring back Angel, Leo, Spike, and Hermione..

(Angel, Leo, Spike, and Hermione come back)

Hermione: ARGH!! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!

Spike: Bo. My bose is! (Translation: No. My nose is!)

Fred: I can fix that up!

(gives Spike the healing side of a Nosebleed Nougat)

Spike: Thanks.

Leo: That Angel guy is really... 

Angel: Awesome?

Leo:... BORING.

Angel: WHAT?! 

(Angel lunges at Leo. Kitty snaps her fingers and he disappears.)

Anne: Aww, Kitty, I didn't get to talk to him more!

Kitty: Too bad, so sad. You can another time. 

Spike: Can I go home, too?

Kitty: Sure. See you, Vampire Guy Number Two.

Spik- er, Vampire Guy Number Two: Excuse me? Vampire Guy Number Two?

Kitty: Yeah. You're a vampire, and you are the second one I've met. And you're a guy. Unless you are secretly a girl.

Sp- sorry, Vampire Guy Number Two: What the - I AM NOT A GIRL!!!! 

Kitty: OK then. TTYL!

("Vampire Guy Number Two" disappears)

Kitty: We should go, too, Anne.

Anne: Darn. Can I get everyone's autograph first, though?

Kitty: Yeah, sure.

(Anne gets everyone to sign a piece of paper)

Anne: Awesome, thanks, guys!

Everyone: You're welcome

Kitty: See you next time! And, guys, don't sneak out again!

Everyone: How did you know about that?!

Kitty: Because I'm Kitty the Great and Powerful. See ya, peeps!

(Kitty and Anne disappear)

Leo: I really need to get her mom to let her date me...

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Hey peeps! What did you think? Please vote and comment! Thanks a ton to Anne, my special co-writer for today!  Please send me some crazy truths or dares! Think you can top Snorky? If anyone can top the Crumple-Headed Snorkack scene, I will dedicate a chapter to you, and, of course, your truths or dares will be featured in the story!  

Thanks!

Kitty the Great and Powerful