Chapter 5
Disclaimer: I don't own anybody from this book besides Kitty. Danielle belongs to the AMAZING @dance4ever12, who is a fabulous author and one of my best friends. Love you, girl! Please go check out all of her AWESOME books. I highly recommend Chasing Me.
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Kitty: OK, since we are all here, let's bring in my newest surprise - introducing Danielle!
(Danielle enters through a wall)
Danielle: *waves at Kitty* Hey Kitty! Oh, I see you got everyone here! Great! Let's start playing.
Kitty: Yup! Danielle, do you have any dares? Or truths?
Danielle: Yeah! Harry, truth or dare?
Harry: Dare.
Danielle: I dare you to spend a night in the Forbidden Forest!
Harry: W-w-what?
Kitty: Heehee, bye, Harry!
(Harry disappears)
Kitty: *high-fives Danielle* Poor Harry. *doesn't actually feel bad* Any other truths or dares?
Danielle: Yes. Truth or dare... KITTY?
Kitty: *shocked* ME? But I'm the hostess!
Danielle: But I'm the guest!
Kitty: But I'm older!
Danielle: But I'm younger!
Kitty: But I have a pet phoenix!
Danielle: But I - wait, you what?
Kitty: I have a pet phoenix.
Danielle: Really?
Kitty: Yeah, really. His name is Firebolt. Like the broomstick.
Danielle: Wow.
Kitty: Yeah.
Danielle: So anyway, TRUTH OR DARE?
Kitty: *rolls eyes in annoyance* FINE. I'll do it for the readers. Dare!
Danielle: I dare you and someone else to participate in the Hunger Games for one night!
Kitty: THE HUNGER GAMES?!? AS IN THE KILLING FREE-FOR-ALL?!? THE ALL-YOU-CAN-MURDER-BUFFET?!?
Danielle: Yes, as in that. Who is your partner?
Kitty: Oh geez. I choose... Fred!
Fred: *mockingly delighted* Oh, yay. All-I-can-murder-buffet time!
Danielle: Heehee, yep! Bye now!
(Kitty and Fred disappear)
Danielle: I like this game.
Katniss: *runs at Danielle, grabs her by the shoulders, and starts shaking her* IF THEY GET KILLED, WE CAN NEVER GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! DANIELLE, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US?!?
Danielle: *pushes Katniss off* Don't worry, this book has a policy that the author can't die, nor can any of the author's characters, by the influence of an outsider. So they'll just spend a night scared silly.
Leo: *excited* Cool!
Danielle: Let's check on Kitty and Fred!
(Everyone goes to Kitty's computer)
(Kitty and Fred are running through a forest followed by- butterflies? Each have a backpack and are screaming loudly)
Kitty: WHAT THE HECK?!?
Fred: WHY DO THOSE "BUTTERFLIES" HAVE FANGS?! AND WHERE CAN YOU BUY THEM?! I WANT, LIKE, SIX OF THEM!
Katniss: *slightly amused* Those are muttation butterflies. They eat human flesh and strawberry ice cream.
Danielle: *weirded-out* Ooookay....
Katniss: Panem is a strange place to grow up in.
Ginny: Even stranger than Hogwarts?
Percy: Or Camp Half Blood?
Leo: Or Houston?
Danielle: *confused* Why Houston?
Leo: My aunt Rosa lives there. *shudders* You do NOT want to see her in a nightgown! And they say a grumpy Zeus is scary...
Danielle: O_o
Leo: Don't visit my aunt Rosa. Like, EVER.
Danielle: You are a strange boy, Leo Valdez.
Leo: *pleased* Thanks!
Danielle: Moving on, let's see how Harry is doing.
Ginny: YES! I WANNA SEE MY HOT BOYFRIEND!!
Danielle: Um, OK...
(They click on a different hidden camera to look at Harry, who is sneaking around the Forbidden Forest, trying to remain unseen by any monsters)
Harry: Oh, Merlin, why here, in the- ARGH!
(There is a snap from a twig on the ground breaking and Harry freezes as a ferocious, man eating, beastly- unicorn? - steps into the clearing Harry is in)
Harry: *whips sweat off forehead, relieved* Oh, thank Merlin.
(The unicorn turns and walks away)
Harry: WAIT! No! Aw, come on, please keep me company!! *glances around nervously* I don't want to be alone...
Leo: Aww, is somebody a little scared of the dark?
Ginny: I'd like to see you last five minutes in the Forbidden Forest, Valdez.
Leo: Oh, heck, ya! I'll be in the "scary" forest of wizarding horrors! I'll be back in a few with some sort of monster...
(Leo disappears)
Ginny: Good riddance.
(Leo appears)
Leo: *trembling in fear* Never mind!!! That forest IS scary!! I'm not going back in there!
Ginny: What did you find?
Leo: *shuddering and hugging himself as he remembers the monster* A little, ferocious, pink, puffy thingy!
Ginny: *facepalm* That's a Pygmy Puff, you dweeb. They aren't scary, they're cute!
Leo: THEY ARE HORRIFYING CREATURES!!!! I'M SO SCARED!!! *runs and dives onto the couch, shaking violently*
(Ginny brings her Pygmy Puff out of her pocket)
Leo: *looks up and falls off the couch in fear* AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!
Ginny: *stroking her Pygmy Puff, Arnold* See? Arnold wouldn't hurt a fly.....
Leo: *jumps up and backs away* GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!
Ginny: Geez... *Puts Arnold back in her pocket* Well, at least I know how to scare you. I mean, besides shouting "BOO!"
Leo: *jumps* ARGH!
Ginny: Heehee.
Danielle: Um, I'm just going to pretend this conversation never happen. But I'm going to use Kitty's amazing author powers to make time speed up outside this room so we can get our author back.
(Danielle snaps her fingers and Kitty, Fred, and Harry appear)
KItty: THAT WAS SO SCARY!!! I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA DIE!!!
Fred: Yeah! But what was weird was that there was an arrow shot at me -
Kitty: - some jerk from District 2 shot it at him -
Fred: - and it seemed to go right through me!
Danielle: *looking smudge because she knows just why that happened* Huh. I wonder how that happened?
Fred: Do you know anything about -
Danielle: *too quickly* Nope!
Fred: Danielle...
Danielle: FINE! There is a policy in this that the author and her characters can not die by the influence of an outsider! So you were never in any danger - I was just scaring the heck out of you!
Kitty: Whaaaaaa? How come I didn't know about this? I need to have a talk with the author of this dratted book...
Katniss:*gives her a look*
Kitty: Wha - *realizes who the author of this "dratted book" is - herself* Oh, riiiiight...
Katniss: She's mental...
Peeta: We know that.
Kitty: Harry, how was your time in the Forbidden Forest?
Leo: *whimpers and assumes the fetal position* Pygmy Puffs....
Kitty: Did I miss something?
Ginny: *sarcastic* Oh, NO, you aren't missing a THING! Except -
Annabeth: LEO IS SCARED OF PYGMY PUFFS!!!! *falls over laughing* HAHA!!!
Kitty: *snorts* Really, Leo?
Leo: YES!! Those little monsters scared the-
Kitty: LEO!!!!!!!
Leo: Sorry!
Kitty: *sigh* Go sit in the corner, Pottymouth, and think about what you almost said.
(Leo goes and sits "The Pottymouth Corner", thinking not about what he almost did, but about pancakes)
Harry: *clears throat and changes the subject* Well, I didn't sleep at all last night. I stayed up with my wand out so a werewolf or something wouldn't eat me.
Ginny: Oh you poor baby! Go and lie down! *guides him to the couch*
Kitty: Eww....
Everyone else except Danielle and Leo, who is still dreaming of pancakes: Gross, Ginny!
Danielle: O_o
Ginny: *looking defensive* What? Harry's my boyfriend! I care about him!
Danielle: *turns to Kitty* Does she always act like this? Cause she didn't strike me as the romantic type in the books.
Kitty: No, but occasionally she'll get all mushy like this.
Danielle: Gross. I'm so sorry you have to put up with that.
Kitty: *shaking her head sadly* It's part of being an author.
Ron: *glancing at Hermione* It's... romantic. When it isn't my little sister, I mean.
(Hermione blushes and starts stuttering something that nobody can understand)
Kitty: You officially just creeped me out.
Danielle: Totally.
Kitty: I'm out.
Danielle: Ditto.
Everyone but them: *panicked* WAIT! You can't just leave us here forever!
Kitty: Don't worry, I'll return. If I didn't, we'll have some angry fans, and no one wants to mess with those fangirls. But if we don't go now, we'll enter THE TERRIFYING WRATH OF THE MOMS!!!! *shudders*
Ron: *relaxes and looks sympathetic* Oh, THE TERRIFYING WRATH OF THE MOMS. I know what that's like. See you.
Kitty: See ya.
Danielle: Yeah, bye.
Kitty: Wait,, Leo, you can come out of the corner. Just don't swear. Bye.
(Kitty and Danielle disappear in a puff of smoke and a weird sound like a goose dying)
Peeta: *starts running towards the door* LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
Katniss: *grabs Peeta's arm* But Peeta, Kitty said we couldn't leave!
Peeta: *pointing at a new door that just popped out of nowhere* But there is a door right there. Let's get out!
(Everyone runs to the door. Harry opens it and everyone runs through into...)
Snape: *tries to hide something behind his back* POTTER!!! What are you doing in my office at eleven o'clock at night?
Harry: Oh, um, we just.. wanted to know if... we could do detention tomorrow night?
Snape: You can't ASK for a DETENTION from a teacher, Potter! Detention for all of you tomorrow night! Now get out! I want to continue kissing my poster of Bridget Mendler!! I mean, um, do you want detention on Monday, too? I have an opening!
Harry: Um, I think we are busy! Bye!
(Everyone runs back through the door to leave Snape snogging with Bridget Mendler. My apologies to any Bridget Mendler fans that had to read that disgusting display of affection!)
Katniss: I TOLD you, Peeta!
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