Disclaimer: I don't own anyone but Kitty. 

(Flashback: Hermione is still at the Lovegoods, and Ron and Annabeth have been released from the spider room. Also, Ginny is running around Hogwarts in a pink princess dress)

 ...

Annabeth: *wakes up* Oh. My. Gods. That. Was. The. Scariest. Thing. I. Have. Ever. Done. And that includes all the things I had to do in the Titan War! And I had to go on a mission which involved watching the Twilight movies!

Kitty: Yeah, sorry about that. Are you ready to play?

(Annabeth shoots her a murderous glare from the couch)

Percy: *stroking Annabeth's hair soothingly* Can't she rest? She just had to spend two hours with giant, evil spider things!

Kitty: You forgot to mention they also eat people.

Percy: Thanks. (NOTE THE SARCASM!)

Kitty: No problem! Now, get off that couch and get ready for more awesome truths and dares!

Annabeth: Is there another option? Any option?

Kitty: Another two hours with the spiders.

Annabeth: *jumps off the couch as if it suddenly burned her* I'M UP!!!!!!!

Kitty: *chuckles to herself* Do I know how to blackmail or what? *to the others* Anyway, Ginny should be back any minute, and then she can take her turn at truth or daring someone!

(Ginny bounces back into the room) 

Ginny: I'm back! Did anyone miss me?

Harry: I DID!!!

Ginny: Aww, Harry, you're so cute.

Kitty: Aww, this is so awkward! Ginny, take that dress off, Annabeth put it on for no good reason, and let's get back to the game.

Annabeth: WHAT?!

Kitty: Yup, you heard me!

(Kitty snaps her fingers. The dress disappears off of Ginny, who is magically put back in the clothes she had been wearing before she put it on (thank goodness) and the dress appears on Annabeth)

Ginny: *stretches* Oh, thank Merlin, that thing was so uncomfortable. 

Annabeth: *glares at Kitty from underneath the poofy dress* Why are you so intent on torturing us?

Kitty: Because it's fun!

Annabeth: For WHO?

Kitty: For me and the readers! I've already told you that! Gees, I thought you were a daughter of the wisdom goddess.

Annabeth: *outraged* I AM!! 

Kitty: Then why did you ask?

Annabeth: Because, you litt- never mind.

Kitty: OK, then, Ginny, your turn!

Ginny: Leo, truth or dare?

Leo: Da- no, tru- no, I mean da- no, uh, er, truth?

Ginny: Leo, do you have a girlfriend?

(Percy and Annabeth are trying hard not to laugh)

Leo: *blushes* Um, maybe?

Kitty: *holds up the goblet of truth potion* Leo, do you need the truth potion?

Leo: *eyes wide as he backs away* NOPE! I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND, I HAVE NEVER HAD A GIRLFRIEND, AND I REALLY WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND! Is that enough information for you?

Kitty: *puts the potion back for next time* Yup.

Leo: Good, because that was awkward. Anyways, it's my turn, right?

Kitty: Yup.

Leo: OK. Katniss, truth or dare?

Katniss: Dare.

Leo: PUT ON THE DRESS!! AND DON'T TAKE IT OFF UNTIL HERMIONE GETS BACK! *cackles at his evilness* 

Katniss: WHAT?!? NO!! NEVER!!

Kitty: Katniss, put on the dress.

Katniss: NO! I'LL NEVER DO IT!! I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THAT THING!!!

Kitty: *slightly annoyed*  Katniss, put on the dress, or I will give you a wedgie.

Katniss: *confused with the term* A what?

Kitty: A wedgie. You now, when you- never mind. KATNISS IF YOU DON'T PUT ON THE DRESS I WILL THROW YOU IN A PIT WITH A BUNCH OF BLAST ENDED SKREWTS!!

Katniss: What are Blast- Ended Skrewts?

Kitty: UGH!! PUT ON THE DRESS OR I WILL PUT YOU IN A ROOM WITH NAGINI, MOULDYWART'S SNAKE!!! I WILL STUFF YOU IN A BAG AND SEND YOU TO TARTARUS!!! I WILL GET CATO TO KISS YOU!!

Katniss: Someone get me the dress! *puts on the dress* 

Kitty: Glad to see you're cooperating. And I did't even have to threaten to show Peeta baby pictures of you.

Katniss: My family doesn't even have any pictures of me.

Kitty: *grins evilly* But I do.

Katniss: O_o.

Kitty: Yup. NOW PUT ON THE DRESS!

(Katniss puts on the dress)

Kitty: It's your turn.

Katniss: *sighs* Fred, truth or dare?

Fred: *exits from corner he had been huddling in ever since Chapter 2* FINALLY. I thought you people had forgotten George and me! I pick DARE!

Katniss: Hmm. I dare you to... Prank five teachers in this school!

Fred: YES!!!!! *punches the air in triumph*

George: LUCKY!

Fred: I'll be back in, say, six hours!!

(Fred grabs some supplies and runs out of the room)

Kitty: *impressed* Good one, Katniss! Now let's watch Fred's pranks!!

(Everyone goes to Kitty's computer)

(Fred goes to McGonagall's office and spreads cat toys, cat food, and cat litter all around the room. Then, HE RUNS FOR HIS LIFE!!)

(McGonagall walks in the room)

McGonagall: *stops and surveys the room in shock* What on earth? Who gave me such a wonderful, thoughtful gift? I love it!

(turns into a cat and starts playing with the toys)

(Flitwick walks in the room) 

Flitwick: Minerva? What in the name of Merlin is going on here?

McGonagall: *looks up guiltily* Mew?

(Fred goes into Snape's office and puts a bunch of Pygmy Puffs everywhere. Then, he once again RUNS FOR HIS LIFE!!)

(Snape walks in)

Snape: *stops dead in his tracks* GAH! What the - What are those vile, repulsive things? 

(Insulted, the Pygmy Puffs attack. Snape freaks out and flees the room)

(Fred is now in Flitwick's office and he puts engorgement charms on everything. Then, he runs off to his next victim's office)

(Flitwick walks in, still puzzled by McGonagall's weird behaviour)

Flitwick: I wonder if - MERLIN'S BEARD!!! Did I shrink again?! *shakes his head and walks back out*

(Now Fred is going to prank the Carrows!)

Alecto: *walking with her brother to the Great Hall* Amycus, what should we do next to torture the brats?

Amycus: *thinks* We should - *a firework explodes before him* ARGH! WHAT WAS THAT?!? *hides behind Alecto, looking around for more fireworks*

Fred: *pops out from behind a tapestry* RETURN OF THE WEASLEY'S WILD FIRE WHIZ-BANGS!!!

(BOOM! A ton of fireworks go off everywhere!)

The Carrows: ARGH! *run away*

Fred: RETURN OF THE PYGMY PUFFS!!

(He throws a bunch of Pygmy Puffs everywhere)

The Carrows: GAH! PINK FLUFFY THINGS!!! We're allergic to pink and fluff!! *break out in hives, then flee to their room, where they hide in the closet where a boggart is unfortunately waiting for them*

(Fred goes back to the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: *laughing with everyone else* Great job, Fred!!

Fred: *bows* Thank you!

George: *shakes head mockingly* I can't believe you pulled that off without me...

(Everyone eventually starts to calm down)

Ron: So, how much longer is Hermione going to be at the Lovegoods?

Kitty: Oh, hey, I can use my amazing author powers to speed up time outside this room! *snaps fingers*  Hermione should be back right about -

(Hermione appears in the room)

Kitty: - now.

Hermione: ARGH!!! SOMEBODY GIVE ME A BOOK!! A BOOK WITH GOOD, SOLID, COMPLETELY RELIABLE FACT!!!!!!

(A book comes out of nowhere and hit her on the head)

Hermione: OW! Oh, Hogwarts: A History! *runs into a corner and starts to reread the book for the 1,573rd time*

Katniss: YES!! FREE FROM THE DRESS!!!

(Katniss starts to tear it off, rethinks it, grabs some of her clothes and runs into the bathroom to change)

Kitty: Fred, it's your turn!

Fred: *starts to laugh maniacally* YES!! HAHA, OH, THE POWER! THE POWER! 

(Everyone but Kitty, who finds this normal, looks at him oddly)

Fred: *calms down* Sorry. *sniggers one last time* OK, OK, Percy, i dare you to snog Hermione in a closet for five minutes! 

Percy, Ron, and Annabeth: WHAT?!

Hermione: *looks up from her book*  Did someone say my name?

Kitty: *delighted at the discomfort in the group* Percy has to kiss you! 

Hermione: *mouth falls open* WHAT?!

Kitty: OK, you two, go in a closet and kiss for 5 minutes!!

Annabeth: But Percy is my boyfriend! 

Ron: But Hermione is my girlfriend! 

Kitty: No complaints!! Go and kiss, you two!!

(Hermione and Percy go into a closet and kiss for 5 minutes)

(5 minutes later)

Ron: TIME'S UP!!! GET YOUR BUTT OUT OF THAT CLOSET, JACKSON!!

(Percy rushes out)

Percy: *to Ron* Do you want to take over?

Ron: YES, I DO!!!

(Ron strides into the closet and shuts the door)

Kitty: *shakes head* The things love do to you....