Chapter 32

Disclaimer: I only own Kitty, Anne, and Jack the Cheese. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman, Madison Moon Edge belongs to @threedaysgracerox, Réaltín belongs to @TeamWeasleyDuh, Rachel belongs to @blackrockgirl123, Kate belongs to @kateatbrewersrock, Elle belongs to @broadway_brunette, and Livi belongs to @smarteypantz4ever.

Jack the Cheese: They can't, they won't, they never will, stop the party! They can't, they won't, they never will, stop the party! I said, y'all having a good time out there! Yeah, yeah, que no pare la fiesta! Don't stop the party! Yeah, yeah, que no pare la fiesta! Don't stop the party! 

Hermione: What. Are. You. Singing?

Kitty: OMG I LOVE THIS SONG!! YEAH YEAH NOMA ELLA PECA, DON'T STOP THE PARTY!!!

Jack the Cheese: You got the lyrics wrong.

Kitty: There's a reason I failed French.

Leo: Those lyrics are Spanish. 

Kitty: You get what I meant. ANYWAYS WE HAVE ANOTHER GUEST!

(Harry screams and then attempts to jump out the window, but forgets that there is glass there and slams into the window. He slowly slides down the glass and comes to a rest on the floor)

Harry: Ow. 

Kitty: Dude, even my dogs know better than to try and jump through a window. Seriously, THIS is the guy that was chosen to defeat Mr. Baddy Two Shoes?

Hermione: I know, right?

Kitty: Okay, well, introducing Livi! 

(Livi appears)

Livi: HEY GUYS I'M LIVI AND I CAN'T WAIT TO HELP TORTURE Y'ALL! I MEAN, HANG OUT WITH Y'ALL!

Everyone but Livi and Kitty: *blink blink* 

Livi: What?

Peeta: Nothin'.... 

Livi: OKAY THE FIRST DARE IS FOR RON TO DARE NEVILLE TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH SNAPE!

Ron: Um, okay.... (goes and dares Neville to stay with Snape for the night)

Neville: *faints* 

(Ron drags Neville to Snape's room and sets him on the floor, and neither Snape nor Neville wakes up until...)

Snape: *YAWN* Well, another day to spend in sweet depression.. (steps out of bed and steps on Neville) WHAT THE - LONGBOTTOM!!!!

Neville: SNAPE!!!!!!!!! (punches Snape and runs out of Snape's room) Ew, what was on his floor, BECAUSE IT'S IN MY HAIR AND IT'S MOVING AROUND OH MY MERLIN AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

(In the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: That was an unexpected reaction... Now, we shall bring in a few more characters! 

(Lee Jordan and the Stoll brothers appear, and Lee Jordan says something that makes Kitty send him to the Pottymouth Corner for an hour)

Travis Stoll: Um, like Lee said, but with a few language adjustments, where are we? 

Kitty: WELCOME TO THE HIMALAYAS!

Connor Stoll: Hey, you stole that from Monsters Inc.! 

Kitty: You've seen Monsters Inc.?

Connor: Yeah, it's my favorite Disney Pixar movie.

Travis: Dude, are you crazy? Cars 2 was WAY better! THEY BLEW STUFF UP!

Connor: SO? If you want to see something blow up, throw a heavy weight into the Ares cabin and let it hit one of their landmines! And Monsters Inc. had MONSTERS in it! Monsters are awesome!

Travis: Yeah, until they RIP OFF YOUR HEADS AND DUNK THEM IN SOUR DIP AND EAT THEM IN FRONT OF YOUR SOBBING GIRLFRIEND!!!

Annabeth: You guys, what the heck?

Percy: Yeah, you're talking about which Disney Pixar movie is better. That's so immature.

Annabeth: Thanks for the back -

Percy: Isn't it OBVIOUS that Toy Story is better? 

Annabeth: *facepalm* 

Livi: Yeah, so, DARES! Once Lee gets out of the Pottymouth Corner, Travis, Conner, Lee, Fred, and George have to go play in the Hunger Games for twenty-four hours. Oh, and Lee has to hit on McGonagall at a Gryffindor Quidditch game!

Kitty: What should we do in the meantime? We have about fifty-five minutes until Lee gets out of the Pottymouth Corner.

Connor: WATCH MONSTERS INC.!

Travis: WATCH CARS 2!

Percy: WATCH TOY STORY!

Kitty: Good Lord, they really don't pay me enough to have this conversation....

(fifty-five minutes later)

Kitty: GET OUT OF HERE AND DO YOUR DARES, I AM SICK OF CONNOR IMITATING SULLEY, TRAVIS QUOTING FINN McMISSILE, AND PERCY PRETENDING TO BE WOODY!! GO DO YOUR DARE!

Connor: SULLEY IS ON THE JOB, MR. WATERNOOSE!

Travis: Finn McMissile is ready for action! (pretends to cock a gun)

Kitty: *facepalm*

(Lee, Fred, George, Connor, and Travis disappear)

Percy: What does Woody get to do?

Kitty: Woody gets to either shut up or explore Tartarus while dressed in a banana suit! 

(Percy chooses to shut up) 

Kitty: Thought so. Let's watch the guys!

(everyone runs to Kitty's computer) 

(at the Gryffindor Quidditch game) 

Lee: hey, Minnie. You open Friday?

Minnie: *slaps Lee*

Lee: Ow. *faints in pain* 

(Gred, Forge, Lee, and the Stolls disappear and reappear in the Hunger Games, with thirty seconds before the Games start) 

George: HEY, YOU!

Clove: Me?

George: Yeah, you! You wanna go on a date?

Clove: *blushes* Sure, babe.

George: :D 

Cato: D:

(BOOM! The Games start!) 

(Cato grabs a knife and runs at George)

Cato: YOU HIT ON MY GIRLFRIEND AND STOLE HER FROM ME SO NOW YOU MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

George: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! FRED, LEE, STOLLS, HELP!!!!!!

Fred, Lee, Stolls: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! 

(everyone goes running into the woods)

Twenty-three hours, fifty-nine minutes, and fifty seconds later:

George: *still running* When *huff huff* can we *puff puff* go back?

*POOF* 

(In the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Did you guys have fun?

Fred: *points at George* Because of *huff* THIS *puff* idiot, we had to *pant pant* run for twenty four hours straight! *huff puff*

George: She was *pant* hot! *faints*

Fred: Ugh. *faints*

Stolls: *faints*

Lee: *faints* 

Livi: Heehee, that was awesome!

Ginny: Should we, I dunno, help them? They look so pathetic in a heap on the floor, and I don't think Fred was meant to do the splits. Should we haul them into a bed or something so they can rest properly? 

Kitty: Eh, they'll be okay.

Livi: Now Percy, Ron, Harry, and Leo have to take etiquette lessons with Neville's gran!

Leo: Dang. 

(Leo, Percy, Ron, and Harry disappear)

Gran: Hello, are you ready for your etiquette lessons?

Harry: I guess...

Gran: First lesson! What to do at a tea party! Come, sit! (they all sit at a table with fancy dollies, a tea pot, and crunprets)

Leo: Percy, dude, could you pass me the English muffins? (Percy passes him he crumpets and Leo starts to devour it, so Gran hits him) OW, WHAT THE HECK, LADY?!?

Gran: Eat like a proper gentleman! (Leo tries to eat like a proper gentleman, and Percy snickers) No snickering! (whacks Percy)

Percy: :O 

Gran: Next, dressage! (Gran makes them all wear a tux and a vulture hat)

Harry: O_O

Percy: O_O

Ron: O_O

Leo: Livi, Kitty, considering yourselves DEAD. (whips off his hat) You call this FASHIONABLE?! 

Gran: Be nice! Now, walk.

(They walk)

Gran: No, no, no! You're slounching! Try again. (they try again) No, now you're slumping! 

Leo: What's the difference? 

Gran: EVERYTHING, Valdez, EVERYTHING.

Leo: That made absolutely no sense whatsoever. 

Gran: Try walking again. (they begin to take a step) You're doing it wrong! 

Harry: We haven't even moved! 

Gran: Excuses, excuses! Do you want to learn to become gentlemen or not?

Harry, Ron, and Percy: No.

Leo: HECK, NO! 

Gran: Fine! Hmph. (walks away  after grabbing the vulture hats) 

(Back in the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Leo, you look STUNNING in that vulture hat!

Leo: Are you blind? That was - I mean, I did, didn't I? 

Kitty: Leo, I was joking. No matter what you wear, I'm not going to date you! We've talked about this. My mom doesn't approve of me dating fictional characters. 

Leo: We can do a Romeo and Juliet! I can date you without our parents knowing, and we could live happily ever after like Romeo and Juliet!

Kitty: Did you ever actually see Romeo and Juliet? Do you know how it ends?

Leo: No, but all romantic plays end with 'happily ever after'. But you can tell me anyways. How many kids did they have? We'll have twice that many. When did they get married? Your dress will be MUCH better than Juliet's. Other than that, we'll live exactly like them! We'll have the same happy ending! 

Kitty: Leo, in Romeo and Juliet, Romeo and Juliet both die.

Leo: Whaaaaa? So no happily ever after?

Kitty: No, dork. 

Leo: *facepalm* I need to work on my romantic talks a bit....

Annabeth: I didn't really follow that...

Ginny: Yeah...

Jack the Cheese: Leo confuses me.

Fred: You know what confuses me?

Kitty: What?

Fred: I don't get why Oreos have stuffing on the inside. What's wrong with the outside?

Kitty: ...

Obviously, I don't own Disney Pixar or any of it's movies. Hope you liked this chapter! Please vote and comment! Also, I have a picture of Kitty on the side! She's played by Rachel Fox, just FYI. 

Thanks for reading!

Kitty

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