Disclaimer: I only own Kitty,  Anne, and Jack the Cheese. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman, Madison Moon Edge belongs to @threedaysgracerox, Réaltín belongs to @TeamWeasleyDuh, Rachel belongs to @blackrockgirl123, Kate belongs to @kateatbrewersrock, and Elle belongs to @broadway_brunette.

Kitty: I'M BAAACK, I'M BAAAACK, DID ANYONE MISS ME?!

Percy: You left?

Kitty: Uh, yeah, I went on vacation!

Peeta: AND YOU DIDN'T TAKE US WITH YOU?!

Kitty: No, sorry Peeta. I had a great time, except I lost my headband on a roller coaster.

Annabeth: Oh, this? (holds up Kitty's headband)

Kitty: Yeah! How did you find it?

Annabeth: Oh, uh, it just appeared! It's not like I escaped and was also at the amusement park the same time as you, heh heh. 

Kitty: Annabeth, go in that corner for ten minutes and think about what've you've done! Sneaking out of the Room of Requirement when I'm gone! I am ASHAMED of you!

Annabeth: I was never aiming to please you... (goes and sits in the corner for ten minutes)

Kitty: Okay, I have a dare from @2ofmyown! Percy has to jump naked!

Percy: Oh, crap. (pulls off his clothes) NOBODY LOOK! 

Kitty: Why would we want to? ANNABETH, KATNISS, HERMIONE, STOP STARING AT PERCY THROUGH YOUR FINGERS! 

Annabeth: Sorry, Perce! (turns away)

Ron and Peeta: Hey!

Katniss: Sorry, Peeta!

Hermione: Sorry, Ron! I love you! (kisses Ron, who's happy again)

Harry: Ha, at least MY girlfriend is loyal! 

Ginny (looking away from Percy): What are - oh, yeah! Yeah, I'm loyal!

(Percy jumps around a couple times, then puts his clothes back on)

Percy: That's better.

Kitty: I'll say. SO! We have a new guest! Meet Kate!

(Kate appears)

Kate: Hey guys! I have dares! 

Percy: They always do... 

Kitty: Percy, be nice! What are your dares, Kate?

Kate: All the girls have to bungee-jump off the tallest building in the world!

Girls: AW, CRAP! 

(All the girls go and bungee-jump off the tallest building in the world)

Kitty: HAHA, that was AWESOME! Let's do it again!

Hermione, Katniss, Ginny, and Annabeth: NO!

Kate: It was fun, but let's move onto the boy's dare! They have to kiss someone who they are not dating!

Kitty: Oh, I love dares like these. :) 

Harry: Hermione? 

Hermione: Fine. (they kiss)

Ron: Oh, Annabeth! 

Annabeth: Oh, help! (Ron kisses Annabeth)

Percy: Hey, Ginny?

Harry: ?!

Ginny: Yes? (puts on lipstick)

(Percy and Ginny kiss, then Harry whacks Percy, then Annabeth whacks Harry, then Ginny whacks Annabeth, and Kitty has to send them in separate rooms to avoid everyone killing each other) 

(After the dare is done)

Kate: Kitty, now you have to take a bite out of Jack!

Jack the Cheese and Kitty: WHAT?!

Jack the Cheese: Oh, no! NO ONE will be taking a bite out of me, ya hear me, missy?! NO ONE!

Kitty: Sorry, Jack.... (tries to take a bite out of him, but he smacks her) OW! (she slaps him back and takes a bite out of him) EW! JACK?! WHY DO YOU TASTE SO BAD???

Jack the Cheese: I haven't bathed in three years!

Kitty: OH MY GODS!!!!!!!!!!! (throws up in a corner) YOU ARE SO GROSS, JACK! SO! GROSS!

(Jack attacks her)

Kitty: GET OFF OF ME, YOU OVERGROWN CHEESE STICK!!!

(ten chaotic minutes later)

Kitty: Thanks for the dare, Kate. (note the sarcasm)

Kate: No problem! Next, Laura has to go on date with Jack!

Laura: Wait, WHAT?! 

Kitty: Oh, I like this one! Have fun! 

(Laura and Jack disappear)

Kitty: Okay, now Hermione, Katniss, Annabeth, and Ginny, you guys have to do the chicken dance!

May: OH! Can they get dressed up as chickens?!

Annabeth: Oh, gods, please no!

Kitty: That's a great idea, May! 

(Hermione, Katniss, Annabeth, and Ginny get dressed up in chicken outfits and do the chicken dance) 

Kitty: HA! Okay, now I have a dare for you, May!

May: Is it evil?

Kitty: VERY!! You have to go to the Hunger Games, stand on top of the Cornucopia, and do the Gangnam Style dance during the bloodbath!

May: Wait, what?

Kitty: Bye now! (May disappears)

(during the bloodbath)

Cato: NO! IT'S MY PRETTY SWORD, YOU HEAR ME?! IT'S MINE!!!! (he kills some random tribute) HA! I have a swoooord, I have a swoooord and it's paaaaainted piiiiiiink and it's soooo puuurty!

(May appears) 

May: OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!!! (breaks into the Gangnam Style dance) 

(everyone stops what they're doing) 

Hunger Games announcer #1: Get a load of this! Someone is dancing on top of the Cornucopia! What dance is she doing, Bob?

Hunger Games announcer #2 (well, I guess his name is Bob): She's doing the Harlem Shake, Jeff!

Hunger Games announcer #3: No, she's doing the Hokey Pokey! (in a sing-song voice) You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out! You put your right foot in and you shake it all about!

Hunger Games announcer #1: No, you fool! She's doing the Gangnam Style dance!

(in the arena) 

Foxface: What. Are. You. DOING?!

May: The Gangnam Style dance, duh! Keep up with the times, girl!

Foxface: Well, it's kind of hard when you're training to fight for your life! 

May: Really? You need to live a little! 

Foxface: Oh, shut up! (notches an arrow, but May disappears) What?! Where did she go?

(May appears behind her and taps her on the shoulder)

May: Miss me?

Foxface: ARGH! (tries to kill May, but May disappears and goes back to the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Nice! LOL, now for a dare from @14mickey! Somebody has to shave Dumbledore's beard!

Harry: But Dumbledore's dead!

Kitty: UNTIL NOW! (pulls a sheet off a complicated looking machine) MYAH-HA-HA!!! (clicks a button, and...) Drat. It didn't work! Eh, I'll just use my awesome author powers. (snaps her fingers and Dumbledore appears) Sup, Dumbly?

Dumbledore: Not much, EXCEPT I JUST CAME BACK TO LIFE! IT'S A MEDICAL MIRACLE!!!

Kitty: Actually, it's a Kitty miracle. Welcome back, old man! 

Harry: Uh....

Dumbledore: Harry! How are you, dear boy? 

Harry: Much better, now that you're talking like yourself and not a teenager.

Dumbledore: Whaaaa? I was trying to be cool. 

Harry: You know what would be cool? If someone shaved off you beard!

Dumbledore: No! Not Beardley! 

Harry: You named your beard?!

Kitty: Dude, what the heck?

Dumbledore: What? Why are you staring at me like that?

Kitty: No reason.. HARRY! DO IT NOW!

(Harry shaves off Dumbledore's beard)

Dumbledore: HARRY! (slaps him)

Harry: OW! WHY DID THAT HURT SO MUCH?!

Dumbledore: I take karate! HI-YA! (pretends to karate-chop something)

Kitty: Oooookay, time to send you back to heaven!

Dumbledore: What? But I just got here - (he disappears)

Percy: He forgot his beard.

Kitty: Yeah, I wanna keep it. 

Fred: That's just gross.

George: No it isn't! It's so soft! (strokes Dumbledore's beard)

Kitty: GASP! DID THE WEASLEY TWINS FINALLY DISAGREE ON SOMETHING?!?!

Everyone: AH!!!!!!!!!! (hides under beds, tables, couches, ect.)

(a day later) 

Kitty: Okay, let's stop hiding. What are we even hiding from?!

Harry: The end of the world! 

Kitty: I think we already hid from the end of the world earlier in the book.... anyways! That's it for dares today, but @broadway_brunette, a.k.a. Elle, sent in an idea for the end of the book! 

Percy: Wait, end of the book?

Harry: WE'RE GOING TO BE FREED?!?!

Kitty: Yeah, pretty much.

Katniss: YES! NOW I CAN GO BACK TO MY OWN TORTURING WORLD AND OUT OF THIS ONE! 

Kitty: Geez, hurtful.

Katniss: Sorry. 

Kitty: Anyways, so we're going to have a game show! Elle is also going to compete, along with Laura, Danielle, Anne, Rachel, May, and all of our other guests. Whoever wins gets to go back to their book! But first, we need Laura! (snaps her fingers and Laura and Jack appear) Laura. why do you have a black eye? (snaps her fingers and Laura's black eye disappears)

Laura: Thanks. I took Jack out for pizza, and he didn't appreciate it.

Jack the Cheese: Punk...

Kitty: Weird.... Well, let's get to the gameshow! (snaps her fingers and they end up in a gameshow)

Leo: Hey, Kitty! Like your outfit! (Kitty's wearing a blue tank top, jeans, silver bangles and fake diamond stud earrings)

Kitty: Leo, stop hitting on me! This is just a regular everyday outfit! 

Leo: Whatever! Still shows off your figure. (Kitty snaps her fingers and she's wearing a sweatshirt that hides her 'figure') Aw, you just ruined my night, Babe.

(Kitty pulls out an electro shock taser and tasers him)

Kitty: Heehee, I should have done that long ago. 

Hey guys! Hope you enjoyed this! I'll post the gameshow chapter soon. Please vote and comment, but I don't need any dares today, just so you know. Please post "happy b-day Percy" in the comments if you've read this author's note, since today (August 18) is Percy's b-day and I want to know if anyone actually reads these!

Thanks for reading!

Kitty