Disclaimer: I don't own anyone except Kitty.

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(Flashback: Hermone is at the Lovegoods, and Ron and Annabeth are in a room with spiders)

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Kitty: All right, since I still don't have any comments or anything, I'll just have to make up a couple of dares of my own. *grins evilly* 

Harry: Oh, Merlin, no...

Kitty: Oh, Merlin, yes! Don't worry, Harry, I don't have anything planned for you...

Harry: YES!

Kitty: ..yet.

Harry: *groans* I spoke too soon.. 

Kitty: Peeta, truth or dare?

Peeta: Oh, no... Truth?

Kitty: *sigh* Well, some one was bound to be a party pooper and choose that... Still... Peeta, do you think anyone in this room is hot?

Peeta: *sneaks a glance at Katniss, which everyone notices. Katniss looks away and Leo wolf whistles* Um, no...

Kitty: LIAR!! Here, drink this. *hands him a goblet full of truth potion* Don't worry, it's not poison.

Peeta: Are you -

Kitty: DRINK IT.

(Peeta drinks it)

Kitty: All right, Peeta, one more time.. Do you think anyone in this room is hot?

Peeta: KATNISS IS HOT LIKE THE SUN!!!!! *instantly goes bright red*

(all the guys in the room except Percy, who is still freaking out about Annabeth, howl with laughter)

Kitty: Ooooo, Katniss, any thoughts?

Katniss: *red-faced* No comment? 

Kitty: Yes comment! *hands her truth potion* Drink this.

Katniss: *looks at the goblet warily* Why should I? What IS this? 

Kitty: It's a very powerful truth potion. Now drink it or I will pull down your pants.

Katniss: Well, that's harsh. *drinks the potion*

Kitty: What do you think about Peeta thinking you are as hot as the sun?

Katniss: I THINK YOU ARE HOT, TOO, PEETA!!!! *Runs up to him and kisses him soundly on the lips*

Kitty: Awww, look, I got them together!

Leo: *runs up to her and jumps up and down eagerly* CAN YOU DO THAT TO ME, TOO?? PLEASE????? 

Kitty: Sorry, I only make one match a year.

Leo: DANG IT!!! *goes and fumes in a corner for a few minutes*

(Katniss and Peeta are still kissing like there's no tomorrow. Which, in their world, there probably isn't.)

Kitty: Peeta? It's your turn.

(Peeta ignores her)

Kitty: Peeta? Peeta? PEETA MELLARK, COME UP FOR AIR OR YOU WILL SUFFOCATE AND A BUNCH OF ANGRY FANS WILL HUNT ME DOWN AND HURT ME IN WAYS THAT ARE NOT RATED PG! And I don't wanna become a Kitty Kabob... *shudders at the thought*

(Peeta breaks away from Katniss)

Peeta: *irritated* What?

Kitty: Please rejoin us and stop freaking out the kids. 

Peeta: What kids?

Kitty: I don't know, any innocent kid who happens to read this. Also, I don't want anybody to break down my door and do who-knows-what to me because you suffocated kissing Katniss.

Peeta: Well, at least I'll die happy.

Everybody but Katniss and Peeta: O_o

Peeta: Where I come from, a happy death is as unlikely as Christmas.

Kitty: You don't have Christmas? That's sad.

Peeta: Yeah... :'(

Kitty: Aww, don't cry, Peeta... Just play the game!!

Peeta: I don't see how that'll cheer me up, but fine. Percy, truth or dare?

(Percy ignores him because he is still freaking out over Annabeth)

Kitty: Try some one else. Some one who isn't a minute away from wetting his pants.

Peeta: OK. Ginny, truth or dare?

Ginny: Dare, I guess.

Peeta: I dare you to dress up as a princess and prance through Pigfarts-

Wizards and Witches: HOGWARTS.

Peeta: Oops, Hogwarts, and sing "I'm a pretty princess!" over and over.

Ginny: *looks at Peeta in disbelief* WHY?

Kitty: There are a couple of dresses - *snaps her fingers*  - in that chest. 

(Ginny goes and dresses up in a puffy pink dress and takes a sparkly purple wand with blue streamers coming out the end)

Kitty: Have fun!

(A pouting Ginny sighs and goes out the door)

Kitty: Heehee, good one, Peeta. Let's watch her on my computer. I have cameras all over Hogwarts. And Camp-Half Blood. And the Hunger Games arenas - all seventy-four. And my school, and Washington D.C., and the Mall of America, and this really cool pizza place -

Katniss: *clamps a hand over Kitty's mouth* We get it.

Kitty: *grins widely underneath Katniss's hand as she removes it*

(they all crowd around Kitty's computer and watch Ginny, who is skipping around the dungeons singing "I'm a pretty princess!' in a cheery voice)

Ginny: I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS! I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!

 Snape: Miss Weasley, what on earth are you doing?

Ginny: *stops in front of Snape and poses in a cutesy little girl pose* I'm a pretty princess!

Snape: *to himself* Kids these days... *to Ginny* Ten points from Gryffindor for ridiculous behavior!

(Ginny sticks out her tongue and then prances away)

(A few minutes later, by the Transfiguration classroom) 

McGonagall: MISS WEASLEY!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN ARE YOU DOING?

Ginny: I'M A PRETTY PRINCESS!!!

McGonagall: Ten points to Gryffindor for great sense of fashion!

(In the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Huh, didn't see that coming...

(a timer goes off)

Kitty: Oh! Ron, Annabeth!! You can come back in here!!

(Ron and Annabeth rush in. Annabeth promptly faints)

Ron: *white with terror and panting from screaming and running* Worst. Experience. EVER. WHY?!?!

Kitty: Because it's entertaining!!

Ron: ENTERTAINING?! ENTERTAINING?!?! FOR WHO?

Katniss: President Snow?

Kitty: Me and most of the readers!

Percy: *runs over to his beloved Annabeth* OH MY GODS, IS ANNABETH GOING TO BE ALRIGHT?! 

Kitty: Yeah, she'll be fine. I mean, it wasn't like I had acromantulas in there. *sees the confused looks on the non-magical people's faces* Acromantulas are giant, man-eating spiders.

Leo: Are you talking about my third grade math teacher? I knew there was something off about him!

Ron: YES, YOU DID!!!!!

Kitty: Oh my gosh, really?!

Ron: YES, REALLY!!!

Kitty: Oops..