Disclaimer: I only own Kitty, Anne, and Jack the Cheese. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman, Madison Moon Edge belongs to @threedaysgracerox, Réaltín belongs to @TeamWeasleyDuh, and Rachel belongs to @blackrockgirl123.

Kitty:. I have some more kisses from @lizzebean! Harry, go shave Snape!

Harry: Why?

Kitty: Because it's a dare!

Harry: Fine. (he goes and shaves all of Snape's hair off, then Snape tries to kill him, but Kitty saves him) Thanks, Kitty.

Kitty: No problem! Ron, you and Katniss have to kiss!

Peeta, Hermione, Ron, and Katniss: WHAT?!?!?!

Kitty: You heard me! Now, get smooching!!! (Ron and Katniss get smooching) Fred and George, you have to play a prank on Zeus!

Fred and George: YAY! (they go to Mt. Olympus)

Zeus: I'M KING OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!!!!! WHOO-HOO!!!!!!!!!! (gets a pie thrown in his face by Fred and George) ROAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Fred and George set off a Portable Swamp off on Zeus's throne, then set off a bunch of fireworks, and finally fill Zeus's bed with Pygmy Puffs)

Zeus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!?! (Leo appears)

Leo: Those, my friend -

Zeus: I'm not your friend, Mr. Crazy.

Leo: -yes, you are. Those are Pygmy Puffs! (throws one at Zues then disappears before Zeus can blast him into a million pieces)

Hephaestus: I DON'T KNOW HIM!!!!

Athena: He's your son, idiot!!!!!!!

Hephaestus: THAT IS A LIE!! LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE!!! (sets Athena's pants on fire)

Athena: DADDY!!! Hephaestus set my super-expensive pants on fire!

Zeus: Athena - YOU'RE A GOD! You can just buy some more.

Athena: Oh.

(Back in the Room of Requirement)

Annabeth: SHE'S NOT MY MOTHER, I SWEAR!!!!!! '

Kitty: Do you swear on the River Styx?

Annabeth: YES! (she's blasted into a million pieces, but Kitty brings her back) Fine. I LIED.

Leo: LIAR, LIAR, PANTS OPN FIRE!!! (sets Annabeth's pants on fire)

Annabeth: VALDEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (jumps in the Black Lake)

Kitty: OKAY! Percy, hug Jack!

Percy: WHY?!?! HAVEN'T I SUFFERED ENOUGH?!?!

(Can you guess what Kitty's about to say?)

Kitty: Nope.

(Percy hugs Jack the Cheese)

Jack the Cheese: WHAT THE CRACKER?!?!?!

Kitty: JACK!!! WE DO NOT USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE!! GO SIT IN THE POTTYMOUTH CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT'VE YOU'VE SAID!!!!!!!!!!!

(Jack sits in the Pottymouth Corner)

Percy: I have no words.

Kitty: You just said -

Percy: SHUT UP KITTY!!!

Kitty: I will do no such thing! Oh, darn, we're sounding like the Olympians... that can't be good. Now, I have to marry Leo.

Leo: YAY!

Kitty: Yay. (NOTE THE SARCASM!!!!!!!!!)

Percy: Leo, do you take this maniac as your wife? (Kitty hits him) OW!!

Leo: I DO!!! (grins)

Percy: Kitty, do you take this lunatic for yours husband? (Leo whacks him) OW!!!

Kitty: Ugh, I have to.

Percy: Leo, you may kiss the bride.

Kitty: Crap... (Kitty and Leo kiss) I CALL A DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!

Leo: Aw..

(They get divorced)

Kitty: Okay now some dares from @blackrockgirl123, a.k.a. Rachel!!

(Rachel appears)

Rachel: HELLO!!!!!!!!

Percy: She already scares me.

Rachel (glares at Percy): Hhmph. Well, Leo!

Leo (smooths back hair): Yeeeeees, darlin'?

Rachel: First of all, don't call me 'darlin'! For another, do you still love Echo?

Leo: She was very pretty, but then I met the Team Leo fan girls.....

Rachel: Okay! Well, Harry, you get to beat up Dudley!

Harry: YAY! (he disappears with a large stick and a chain-saw)

Ron: Ginny, I now forbid you to date that lunatic!

Ginny: You want that lunatic's chain-saw to meet your throat?!

Ron: No!

Ginny: I think you get my point.

Ron: You'll have my blessing always.

(At the Dursley's)

Dudley: FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD FOOD DOOF wait, that's not right. FOOD FOOD FOOD (Harry enters and starts the chain-saw) FOOD FOO - ARRRRRRGH!!!!!

(After Harry finishes his little..... thing..... Dudley lies in the hospital with three armpits and another pig's tail)

(In the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: I'm scared.

Harry: I SCARE YOU?!?!?!?!?

Kitty: No, I watched a horror movie rated R. It was about this little puppy and his owner, and the little puppy pooped rainbows and sparkles!! It was TERRIFYING!!!

(Everyone watches it and are scared so much they hide under their beds)

Kitty: *whimper* O-o-okay! That's enough! We are strong! We won't be scared by puppies that poop rainbows a-a-and sparkles!!

Everyone: Yeah!

Kitty: The next dare is for Ginny! You have to snog Harry for two hours!

Ginny: YAY!!! (they kiss for two hours before Kitty bonks them over the head with an umbrella)

Kitty: Stop! Now Percy has to go to school and get an A+!

Percy: Crap.....

(Percy goes to school)

Percy: Sir, I know I failed my test, but... (Percy lifts the Mist and pulls out his sword, scraring the teacher) GIVE ME AN A+ OR ELSE!!!!

Teacher: *whimper whimper* O-o-ok-k-kay! (Gives Percy an A+, and Percy goes back to the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Cheater.

Percy: You never said I couldn't cheat.

Kitty: True... now Annabeth! Act like a peppy, dumb blonde Ravenclaw!

Annabeth: Ugh. GOOOOOO BOOOOOOOOKS!!!!!! GO BOOKS!!!!!!!!!!! HARRY AND GINNY ARE SOOOOO CUTE!! TOGETHER!!! BOOKS ROCK!!!!! YEAH! (Five hours later)

Annabeth: Can I stop? PLEASE?

Kitty: GOOOOOO BO - I mean, sure.

Rachel: Leo, now you have to kiss Echo and set some Slytherins on fire!

Leo: Yeah! (goes and kisses Echo)

Leo: I love you!!

Echo: You?!

Leo: Yup, it's me, Leo, again!

Echo: Leo AGAIN?!

Leo: Aren't you happy to see me?

Echo: ME?

Leo: Say I love Leo!

Echo: LEO!

Leo (wiggling his eyebrows and grinning): What, you want me to shut up and go away?

Echo: SHUT! UP! AND GO! AWAY!!! (she disappears)

Leo: That went well... LET'S GO SET SOME SLYTHERINS ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRE!!!!!!

(in the Great Hall)

Draco Malfoy: Stupid cat, stupid Filch, stupid - ARGH!!! (Leo sets his hair on fire)

Pansy Parkinson: Draco! What happened? Did you become so hot you started to burn?

Draco Malfoy: NOT THE TIME TO FLIRT, PANSY!!!!!

(Pansy starts pouting, but Leo sets her on fire, and she starts running around screaming)

(in the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: HA! Did you SEE the look on Barkison's face?

Harry: Barkison?

Kitty: Get it? Her face looks like a pug's....

Harry: OH! HAHA!!!!

Kitty: Leo, who do you like the most?

Leo: Selena Gomez. (a bunch of Team Leo fan girls come and smack him) OW!

Rachel: Hermione, how many times have you read Hogwarts: A History?

Hermione: 987, 356, 763, 801 times.

Jack the Cheese: NEEEEEEEEERD!!!! (Ron smacks him, Jack smacks him back, and they start fighting)

Kitty: That's one violent cheese...

(Jack turns towards Kitty and flies at her)

Jack the Cheese: YAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Kitty: OH, HEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPP M -

THERE ARE A FEW TINY TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES IN THE ROOM OF REQUIREMENT. PLEASE COME BACK LATER FOR MORE FUNNY TRUTHS AND DARES. PLEASE NOTE THAT UPDATES WILL BE SCARE OR NOT AT ALL FOR THE NEXT WEEK OR SO AS KITTY WILL BE ON VACATION. PLEASE VOTE AND COMMENT. ALSO, IF YOUR TRUTHS OR DARES WERE NOT INCLUDED, PLEASE CONTACT KITTY, WHO WILL INCLUDE THEM IN THE NEXT CHAPTER.

WE ARE VERY SORRY FOR THE TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. FEEL FREE TO BLAME JACK THE VIOLENT CHEESE.