Disclaimer: I only own Kitty, Anne, and Jack the Cheese. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman, Madison Moon Edge belongs to @threedaysgracerox, and Réaltín belongs to @TeamWeasleyDuh.

Kitty: Guess what time it is?!

Leo (looks at the clock): It's 10:30.

Kitty: No! It's time for some dares!!!! And I think maybe a few truths. Okay, first, I have a dare for May!

May: Yes! Finally! A dare for me!

Kitty: Yup. Okay, you have to kiss Jack.

Jack the Cheese: !

May: ?!

Kitty: Heehee, I'm good, aren't I?

May: Maybe a little too good... (kisses Jack the Cheese, who smacks her) HEY! OW!

Jack the Cheese: NOBODY touches my cheese, except for Ritz.. (stares into space)

Peeta: Who's Ritz?

Jack the Cheese: DUH! My girlfriend!

Kitty: *cough*

Jack the Cheese: FINE. The girl who I wished was my girlfriend. You happy now, Kitty?

Kitty: Yes, very. Now for a dare for Gred and Forge! You have to tie up Mrs. Norris and put her in the food on the Slytherin table!!

Gred and Forge: YES!!!!!! (they disappear)

Fred: Here, kitty, kitty, kitty..... I mean, the cat, not Kitty. 

(In the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Hhmp. Sometimes I wish my name wasn't Kitty. Maybe Kaitlyn? Kelly? Oh! I know! MISS AMERICA!!!! 

Everyone: O_o

Kitty: What?

(Back wherever Fred and George are cat-hunting)

George: Fred! I see our target!

Fred: Yes, I do too! Three... two... ONE!!! (they jump on Mrs. Norris and tie her up)

(Next, they bring her down to the kitchens and put her where Malfoy's plate is going to be)

(Up in the Great Hall)

Draco Malfoy: I am so great! I am awesome! I am so great and awesome I make One Direction look like dorks! (a bunch of One Direction fan girls come running into the Great Hall, beat him to a pulp, then run out again to continue stalking One Direction) Ow! Stupid fan girls. (a couple of Draco Malfoy fan girls come and kiss him) Never mind!!! 

(he sits at the table, lifts up his fork and knife, and starts to cut his food)

Mrs. Norris: MEOW! HIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Translation: (this message has been blocked by Kitty the Great and Powerful)) 

Malfoy: ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (is attacked by Mrs. Norris, who was freed of her bonds, courtesy of Malfoy's knife)

Slytherins: O_o

Filch: Mrs. Norris!! (rescues Mrs. Norris, smacks Malfoy, and stalks off)

Malfoy: *faint*

(Back in the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: HAHAHA!!!!!!! In your face, Malfoy!!!!!!! 

Harry: Best. Moment. Of. My. LIFE!!!!

Ginny: Ahem.

Harry: Second. Best. Moment. Of. My. LIFE!!

Ron and Hermione: Ahem.

Harry: THIRD. Best. Moment. Of. My. LIFE!

Fred and George: Ahem.

Harry: Ugh, fine! One. Of. The. Best. Moments. Of. My. LIFE!!!

May: Everyone's a critic these days...

Kitty: I know, right? Okay, now for some dares from Madison!

(Madison appears) 

Madison: Yup! I have more dares! Yay! Okay, Hermione go for a million weeks without books!

Hermione: Kill me now. 

Kitty: Nope! (she snaps her fingers and Hermione disappears, then snaps her fingers again, and time is speed up wherever Hermione is at and she comes back)

Hermione: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (goes and eats a book)

Kitty: Whoops! I guess I forgot to feed her! 

Madison: LOL! 

Ron: Poor Hermione! (Hermione tries to eat him) Never mind - poor Ron!! 

Kitty: Next dare! Percy, go to Tartarus again! 

Percy: Ugh. Well, at least I'll be prepared for when Annabeth and I fall in there. (glares at Kitty)

Kitty: Blame Uncle Ricky, not me! (Percy disappears) 

Madison: Katniss, buy a million dogs!

Katniss: Okay? (buys a million dogs) ARGH! SO MUCH FLUFF! (steps in something) What's this? (smells it) ARGH! POOP!!!!!! 

(Several confusing and poop-filled hours later)

Madison: It smells in here... (squirts some perfume around) So! Annabeth, kill Percy! 

Annabeth: !! 

(Kitty brings Percy back)

Percy: I had a lovely time down in Tartarus!! Medusa and I had a wonderful tea party together, along with Kronos! You know, when they aren't trying to kill you, they're actually very, very nice to be around!

Everyone: O_o

Annabeth: YAAAAAAAAAAH! (jumps on Percy and suffocates him by kissing him to death)

Jack the Cheese: Now, I'm very glad I don't have a mouth.

Annabeth: Yeah, but I do! (attempts to eat Jack, but Jack attacks her) ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Harry: HA! Now you see how I felt!!! HA!!!!!!!!!!! 

Kitty: Okay, Percy - wait, he's dead. (brings him back to life)

Percy: Annabeth, if it wasn't for the fact that you are super pretty and there is a cheese block attacking you, therefore I feel bad for you, I would kill you. 

Kitty: M'kay. Percy, you and Madison have to go on a date!

Percy: Isn't she one of Poseidon's kids?

Kitty: Yeah.

Percy: This is going to be awkward... (he and Madison disappear) 

Kitty: Guess what?

Everyone: You're going to speed up time at wherever Percy and Madison are and bring them back! 

Kitty: Am I getting that predicable? 

Everyone: YES!

Kitty: Guess what I'm going to do now?

Everyone: Bring Percy and Madison back.

Kitty: NOPE, I'M GOING TO POKE A PORCUPINE! 

(Kitty goes and pokes a porcupine, gets a faceful of porcupine quills in her face for her troubles, and goes back to the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Ow.... (heals herself) So, did you predict THAT?

Everyone: Nope. 

Kitty: GOOD! Now, let's bring Percy and Madison back! 

(Percy and Madison come back)

Madison: Percy was right, that was awkward...

Kitty: Of course it was. Now for some dares from @AlexRose1031!! Peeta and Katniss have to kiss in a room for ten minutes -

Peeta and Katniss: YAY!!! (they go and kiss for ten hours, not minutes)

Kittuy: - and I... have to.... kiss.... Leo... for fifteen minutes CRAP! I also have to like it! 

Leo: HEEHEE!!!! (they go and kiss in a room) 

Everyone: REVENGE IS SWEET!!!! (they roll on the floor laughing) 

Kitty: That was great!! (sighs) Okay, now Peeta, who did you have your first kiss with.

Peeta: A girl named R- (Katniss glares at him) Katniss! Yeah, Katniss!!

Kitty: Riiiiiiiiiight.

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Kitty