Disclaimer: I only own Kitty, Anne, and Jack the Cheese. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman, Madison Moon Edge belongs to @threedaysgracerox, and Réaltín belongs to @TeamWeasleyDuh.

Jack the Cheese: Welcome to Jack's Game of Truth or Dare! I am Jack, your host!

Kitty: Ahem. Jack?

Jack the Cheese: Fine. I LIED. Kitty's your host, but I'm co-host!

Kitty: No you aren't.

Jack the Cheese: Awww...

Kitty: My life is so weird.... Okay, we still have more dares!

(Laura appears)

Laura: ARE YOU READY TO HAVE SOME TORTUROUS FUN?!?! 

Everyone: YEEEEAH!!!

Laura: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!

Everyone: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laura: Okay, okay, that was a little too loud, but whatever! First dare - Percy, you have to kiss whoever you want except Annabeth!

Annabeth: Crap....

Percy: Crap.... (he goes and kisses Ginny, which makes Harry smack him and Ginny blush) Okay, I'm done! (kisses Annabeth, which makes Kitty smack him and Annabeth blush)

Kitty: Hhmp. Siriusly -

Harry: That's not funny.

Kitty: - yes it is, siriusly I brought way too many couples into this book. (shakes her head in disappointment)

Leo: Well, I'm still available. (wiggles his eyebrows at Laura)

Laura: *BLUSH*

Jack the Cheese: So am I!

Ginny: You're a cheese block.

Jack the Cheese: I know, but a cheese block can dream, right?

Ginny: Um, I guess?

Kitty: Stop it, Valdez. We all know that by the end of this book you will have some sort of girlfriend because of the insane amount of Team Leo fan girls. No, Team Leo fan girls, the place is NOT open. Sorry. Okay, the next dare is.. for.. me. Crap. I have to slap myself ten times.

Everyone but Kitty: HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: Grr.... WHO SENT THIS IN?!

Laura: Me?

Kitty: I will have revenge... (slaps herself ten times) Owww...

Leo: Haha! Su-

Kitty: Do you really want to finish that sentence, Valdez?!

Leo: No.

Kitty: Thought so. Now, you have to pick someone in the room to go on a date with.

Leo: Laura.

Laura:  :D

(Leo and Laura go on a date)

Kitty: Leo and Laura, sitting in a tree.

Everyone: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

Kitty: First comes love -

Ginny: Then comes marriage -

Annabeth: Then -

(Laura and Leo come back)

Annabeth: - comes Leo - OH, HI LEO AND LAURA! 

Kitty: How was the date?

Laura: We went to Disney Land and Leo fell off a roller coaster.

Leo: That little kid pushed me!

Laura: Leo, we were the only ones on the roller coaster.

Jack the Cheese: Heehee!

Leo: Watch it Cheese Head! I can still eat you!

Jack: Kitty, hit him for me.

(Kitty hits him)

Kitty: Okay, now Ginny has to go make Voldemort sing "I'm a Believer".

Ginny: Okay. (she disappears) Hey Voldemort!

Voldemort: Wha - hey! I remember you! You were the girl who got me hooked up with that blonde hula dancer, Reyna! 

Ginny: How that;s going?

Voldemort: Very well, thank you. We've been going out almost every night!

Ginny: Wonderful! Now, I have a deal for you. You sing 'I'm a Believer' and I'll bring you Harry Potter!

(In the Room of Requirement)

Harry: !

Percy: Hey! She can't bribe him!

Kitty: I never said that bribing was against the rules.

(Back in Malfoy Manor)

Voldemort: You got yourself a deal! (starts singing 'I'm a Believer') Okay, now bring me Harry POtter! (Ginny brings him a life sized Harry Potter doll) AVADA KEDAVRA!! (tries to kill it) Yes! I killed Harry Potter! 

Ginny: Yup, bye now! (she disappears)

(Back in the Room of Requirement)

Harry: Oh, gosh, Ginny, I thought you really were going to hand me over!

Ginny: Haha, nope. (kisses him)

Kitty: Stop it! (smacks them) 

Harry: Ow!

Kitty: Don't you just love me? 

Harry: Uh-huh.

Kitty: Yay! Okay, now for some dares from @kateatbrewersrock! First, Harry has to sing 'Baby' by Justin Beiber!

Harry: Like Snape?!

Kitty: Yes, just like Snape.

Harry: Fine. AND I WAS LIKE, BABY, BABY, BABY, OH! BABY, BABY, BABY, OH! 

(three terrible moments later)

Kitty: Never. Song. Again. You. Are. SO. Bad. At. Singing.

Harry: There's a reason I save the world over and over again instead of singing love songs.

Kitty: I can tell. Percy! Shave off all of Harry's hair! Haha, Harry's hair...

Harry: *YELP* No! Not my hair! It's just one more thing that I have that Voldemort doesn't! 

(Percy Stuns him (remember, he has wizard powers) and shaves his hair off)

(Harry wakes up, screams when he sees himself in a mirror, and faints)

Kitty: Okay, Percy, give him his hair back.

(Percy grows Harry's hair back)

Kitty: Okay, now a dare from @lizzebean! Percy has to kiss Katniss for ten minutes!

Peeta and Annabeth: What?!?!

Percy: Sorry, Annabeth.

Katniss: Sorry, Peeta.

(Percy and Katniss kiss)

(Peeta Stuns Percy after the ten minutes, and Annabeth Stuns him, and Katniss Stuns her, and Leo Stuns her, and Harry nearly drowns everyone in a huge wave)

Kitty: GEEZ HARRY! (an alarm goes off and everyone has their normal powers back)

Harry: Sorry! 

Kitty: You better be. Hhmph.

Jack the Cheese: YOU GOT MY CHEESE WET, POTTER! (flies at him and starts repeatedly smacking him in the head)

Harry: *howls of pain*

Kitty: I never thought I would be watching Harry Potter being beat up by a block of cheese. (sits in a chair and starts eating popcorn while watching the Boy Who Lived being beat to a pulp by a block of very violent cheese)

Hey guys! Hope you liked it! Please vote and comment! 

Thanks for reading! Tell me if you sent in some dares that I forgot! Sorry, but I'm getting so many dares! It's hard to keep track of, but I love that this book is getting a lot more popular!

Kitty