Disclaimer: I only own Kitty, Anne, and Jack the Cheese (you'll see later). Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman, Madison Moon Edge belongs to @threedaysgracerox, and Réaltín belongs to @TeamWeasleyDuh.

Kitty: Hey, everyone, guess what? We have another two guests! First, welcome Madison Moon Edge, daughter of Hecate and Poseidon! She was also blessed by all the gods, so she's really powerful, too!

(Madison appears)

Madison: Hey, everyone!

Everyopne but Percy: Hi.

Percy: You're my sister? And you're a god? Awesome!

Madison: I'm your sister, but I'm not a god. For reasons unknown, I was made a demigod...

Percy: Okay. So, do you have dares?

Madison: Yup! Fred, you have to dress up like Aphrodite and act like her for a week!

Fred: Okay! (he dresses up like Aphrodite, which is a... disturbing... sight) George! Do my nails! Ron! Do my hair! GINNY, GET ME A MIRROR STAT!!!!

(This goes on until Fred asks Kitty to give him a pedicure and she smacks him)

Kitty: NO!

(An alarm goes off)

Fred: Yes! I'm free! (he strips off his clothes and takes off the make-up, jewelry, ect.)

Kitty: FRED! PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!! YOU ARE NOT A BARBARIAN!

Fred: Yeah I am! (Kitty raises her hand again) Okay, okay! I'll put on some clothes!

Kityt: Hhmph. So, Madison, what's the next dare?

Madison: A secret! (she goes over to Harry and Annabeth and whispers in their ears)

Percy: This can't be good..

Kitty: Is it ever?

Percy: No. (He disappears, along with Harry and Annabeth)

Percy: Where are - ah. We are on a high cliff. Uuum, Annabeth? Can you hold my hand? I'm feeling a little, uh, scared of heights.

(Harry starts kissing her)

Percy: HEY!!!!!! STOP THAT!!! (pulls out Riptide and Harry jumps off the cliff with Annabeth) WAIT! NO! I DIDN'YT MEAN IT!!!!! ANNABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he tries to use a Summoning Charm (remember, he has wizard powers for a week), but he disappears)

Percy: *sob* Annabeth!! *sob sob!*

Annabeth: Hey ya, Seaweed Brain.

Percy: *sniffle* Hi, Anna - ANNABETH?!?!?!

Harry: Sorry, Percy, it was a dare. No hard feelings?

(Percy slaps Harry)

Percy: Nope, I forgive you!

Madison: Now Percy and Annbeth have a serious kissing scene. :)

Percy: Can do.

Annbeth: *grin grin*

(They kiss for an hour)

Leo: Okay, go get a room!

(They get a room)

(One hour later)

Madison: You can come out now!

(Percy and Annabeth walk out of the room, looking extremely happy)

Kitty: Okay, Katniss, you have to convince Apollo to bless you with his powers by flirting with him!

Katrniss: Okay!

Peeta: You said that with way too much enthusiasm..

Katniss: Sorry. (She disappears)

(On Olympus)

Katniss: Hello, gorgeous!

Zeus: Why, thank -

Katniss: I was talking to Apollo, not you!

Zeus: *POUT*

Apollo: Hullo, beautiful. Who are you?

Katniss: The future Mrs. Apollo.

Apollo: *blush* I believe that may work...

Zeus: Apollo! Stop this nonsense now!

Apollo: Ugh, father, shut up! I'm busy.

Zeus: I FORBID YOU TO DATE THIS GIRL! I want her for myself.

Apollo: Back off, old man!

Zeus: YOU DARE -

Katniss: (uses a Silencing Charm on them) Stop! There's enough of me to go around! (lifts the Silencing Charm)

(Apollo gives a bright smile and Zeus smooths his hair)

Apollo: Well, my dearest, is there anything I can do for you?

Katniss: Well.. could you bless me with your powers?

Apollo: Sure! (blesses Katniss and kisses her)

Katniss: Thanks, now see ya!

Apollo: Wait! I didn't even get your name! (Katniss disappears, leaving behind a shoe) Aww, crap, this is like Cinderella... (goes and tries the shoe on a bunch of random woman, and the first person to fit the shoe just happens to be his own twin, Artemis)

Apollo: Well, this is awkward...

(Back in the Room of Requirement)

Katniss: Did it!

Kitty: LOL, great job! Did you hear about what Apollo did?

Katniss: No, what? (Kitty tells her) Wow, that must be awkward for Apollo.

Madison: Yup, well now Peeta has to go back and flirt with Artemis!

Peeta: Okay!

Katniss: You said that with too much enthusiasm.

Peeta: Sorry, love. (kisses Katniss, and she giggles)

(Back on Olympus)

Artemis: Apollo, why are you looking at me with googly eyes? I'm your twin, not your date! It's gross when brothers and sisters date!

Zeus: Ahem.

Artemis: Sorry, father.

(Peeta appears)

Peeta: Why, hello, beautiful!

Artemis: Are you talking to me?

Aphrodite: NO, he's talking to me!

Peeta: I was talking to Artemis.

(Artemis tries to turn him into a jackalope while Aphrodite tries to turn him into a lion, which makes some weird crossbreed that looks like a mountain lion with antlers that scares the living daylights out of Demeter as she enters the room)

(Back in the Room of Requirement)

Peeta: *weird jackalion (as I am now naming this fascinating new species) noises*

Kitty: Okay, sorry, I'll turn you back. (She turns him back)

Peeta: Thanks.

Kittty: No problem, Jackalion. Now Harry, come over here. (Harry goes by Kitty and she whispers in his ears)

Harry: Ok. GINNY I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU!

Ginny: No, you aren't, it';s just a dare!

Harry: No it isn't.

Ginny: What? But Harry -

Harry: No buts. WE ARE DONE!

(Ginny sobs and goes and hides in a corner while Ron beats Harry up)

(Five minutes later)

Harry: ARGH, Ron, stop! Ginny, I'm sorry, I lied, it was a dare!

Ginny: Promise? *sniff sniff*

Harry: I promise! (they kiss)

(Ron cracks his knuckles:

Ron: I wasn't done with him yet..

Kitty: Shut it, Ronnikins. Okay, now for our second guest of the night! Introducing Réaltín!

(Réaltín(pronounced Rail-teen, just FYI) appears) 

Réaltín: Hi everyone! I have dares!

Everyone but Madison, Réatín, and Kitty: Crap!

Kitty: Shut it, you lot.

Réaltín: Percy, you have to lick every inch of the floor!

Percy: Okay. This room isn't too big - (Kitty snaps her fingers and it's as big as a ballroom) Scratch that.

(Two days later)

Leo: Ewww, the floor is covered with Percy spit!!!

Percy: Ewwww, my tongue feels weird.. (coughs up a large hairball) EW! (faints in disgust)

Réaltín: Ew. Okay, Annabeth, you have to interrogate cheese!

Annabeth: Um, okay? (a block of cheese appears) Hi, cheese. What does it feel like to be cheese?

Cheese: Cheesey.

Annabeth: ARGH! It talks!

Cheese: Yeah, DUH. I'm not a banana. Those idiots spend their days all huddled up in their stupid peels hiding from hungry people.

Annabeth: Uh, okay? So, is it better being a block of cheese, or slices?

Cheese: Block, I guess. Sure, you feel fat, but I like being in one piece, you know?

Percy: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Annabeth: Okay, good to know, I guess. Do you have any crushes?

Cheese: Yeah, there's this super cute Ritz cracker I've been watching a lot lately. She's a very cute cracker, I'm telling you!

Annabeth: Are you a boy?

Cheese: Yeah, my legal name is Colby Jack, but just call me Jack.

Annabeth: Okay?

Jack the Cheese: So, are we playing truth or dare? I love that game!

Annabeth: You won't be the end of this book.

Jack the Cheese: If you say so...

Réaltín: Fred, you have to confess your love for me!

Fred: Okay. I LOVE YOU RÉALTÍN!!!!!

Réaltín: LOVE YOU TOO! (They kiss and now Kitty has yet another couple do deal with ;)) Okay, Ron, you have to eat and swallow a lightbulb!

Ron: Easy. (he does it)

Hermione: I date an absolute pig.

Kitty: Yup, pretty much!

Heop you guys liked it! Please vote and comment! Tell me what you think of Jack the Cheese! I personally think he's one of my best creations. ;)

Thanks for reading!

Kitty