Chapter 25

Disclaimer: I don't own anyone except Kitty and Anne. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, and Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman.

Kitty: I have more dares! And truths! Yaaaay!

May: Yaaaay!

Everyone else: Yay.

Kitty: You guys need a prep rally, you don't sound cheerful at all! (she takes them to a prep rally and them come back with face paint and screaming 'Go team!') Okay, first we have a truth for Leo from May! If you could date any girl in this room for the rest of your life, who would you pick?

Leo: May.

May: Yes! (she kisses him)

Kitty: Okay, then, now onto dares! Yay! I have a dare from @evil_little_penguins. You Harry Potter people have to use demigod powers for a week, and vice-versa with Percy, Annabeth, and Leo. Katniss and Peeta get to use BOTH!

Everybody: *blink blink*

Kitty: What?

Harry: It's just... those dares are kind of.. cool.

Ron: This is going to be sooo much fun! I'm gonna be Percy! (accidently makes the water pipes exlode) Oops!

Percy: Haha, no, not exactly like Percy. Stupefey! (accidently hits Annabeth) Oops! Rennervate! (hits Katniss, who goes flying in the air with a squeal) Sorry!

Kitty: Smooth, Percy. Very smooth.

Percy: *glare*

Katniss: Hey Kitty! (tries to use charmspeak) Slap yourself!

Kitty: Okay! (slaps Katniss)

Katniss: Ow! No, slap yourself!

Kitty: Okay! (slaps Peeta)

Peeta: Ow!

Katniss: No, no, no! Slap yourself!

(Everyone slaps themself)

Kitty: Heehee! Katniss, I'm immune to charmspeak and other spells!!

Katniss: Grr....

Kitty: Yup! So, for revenge, I have a dare from Jasmine! You have to climb Mars blinfolded!

Katniss: The planet?

Kitty: Uh, yeah! (Tosses Katniss a blindfold ad disappears) Heehee... she's actually climbing the god, not the planet!

(Meanwhile, on Olympus)

Katniss: Gosh, Mars is reall bumpy and weird feeling! (pokes Mars's eye) Oooh! Squishy! (pokes it again, and again, and again until...)

Mars: You pesky little mortal brat! (blasts Katniss painfully back to the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Revenge is SWEET! Peeta: Pop quiz! What does Hades's feet taste like?

Peeta: I don't know, sir!

Kitty: Go find out!

Peeta: Yes, sir! (goes to the Underworld, licks Hades's feet, and comes back) The Lord of the Dead's feet taste like pepperoni pizza and Sprite, sir!

Kitty: Eeeewww - wait, what?

Peeta: Sprite, sir. You know, the soda?

Kitty: I know what Sprite is, Peeta. But Hades's feet tasted like pepperoni pizza and Sprite?

Peeta: Yes, sir!

Percy: O_o

Annabeth: O_o

Leo: o_O

Kitty: That's... disturbing... Okay, Percy, go sing a love song to Zeus!

Percy: What? (he disappears)

Zeus: Son of Poseidon. Why are you here? You're ruining the veiw. (a wave splashes him even though he's a thousand feet up in the air) Sorry, Poseidon.

Percy: Ummm. I, I love you like a love song, baby! I, I love you like a love song, baby! I, I love you like a love song, baby! And I keep hitting re-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat-peat!

Zeus: ...

Poseidon: ....

A flying monkey named Bob: ....

Aphrodite: Awww, they are such a cute couple! (gets hit by a wave) POSEIDON! YOU RUINED MY MAKE-UP, YOU IDIOT! (goes to change)

Percy: Uh, buh-bye now! (disappears)

(Back in the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Hahahaha!!!!!!! So funny!!!!

Annabeth: I don't even KNOW you any more! (pretends to shun him)

Percy: Aww, come on, Annabeth...

Annabeth: I'm just joking, Seaweed Brain!

(they kiss)

Kitty: Eww.... Okay, Annabeth, you have to get Chrion to ask you some questions and act dumb!

Annabeth: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (she disappears with Katniss)

Katniss (using charmspeak): Hey, Chiron! Ask Annabeth some questions!

Chiron: Okay. Annabeth, who is Zeus's daddy?

Annabeth: Aphrodite?

Chiron: W-what? No, no, it's Kronos. Let's try again. Who was Heracles named after?

Annabeth: Daniel Radcliffe.

Chiron: No, Annabeth, Hera! Are you feeling okay?

Annabeth: Yeah, why?

Chiron: No reason.. Okay, here's an easy question! What's one plus one?

Annabeth: Two -

Chiron: Oh, thank the gods, yes!

Annabeth: - million!

(Chiron faints)

(Back in the Room of Requirement)

Annabeth: Should I be worried that I enjoyed that?

Kitty: No! It's mean you are FINALLY having fun with this!!

Annabeth: Yup, I should be worried.

Kitty: Party-pooper. Anyways, Leo! You have to burn off Snape's hair and DON'T run away!! Also, I dare you to also burn his pants.

Leo: I'm dead. Dead, dead, dead, dead.

Percy: It was nice knowing you.

Leo: Thanks, you too. (disappears)

(Snape is in his bedroom singing 'Baby' by Justin Beiber)

Snape: And I was like, baby, baby, baby, OH! Baby, baby, baby, OH!

(Leo sets his hair on fire)

Snape: Baby, baby, baby, O - ARRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

(Dances around swatting his hair and pants)

(Fifteen minutes later, his hair is gone, his pants are burned to a crisp, and his My Little Pony underwear is singed)

Snape: My beautiful hair! (looks in a mirror and screams) It's gone! My beautiful hair is gone!! (rubs his scalp in horror)

Leo (looking at Snape's underpants): Umm....

(Snape sees his pants)

Snape: My pants! MY UNDERPANTS! No!!!! Oh, Rainbow Dash! I-I'm s-s-so sorry!!!!!

Leo: Really? My Little Pony underwear? Even I have more class than that! (rips off his pants to reveal his Superman boxers)

Snape: YOU! YOU KILLED RAINBOW DASH!!! YOU BURNED MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!! I-I'LL KILL YOU!!!

(Snape beats Leo to half a pulp)

(Leo disappears and leaves Snape standing in his room with a pair of Superman boxers)

Everyone but Leo: ARGH!

May: Leo! Put. On. Some. Pants!!

Leo: What? You no likey my beautiful butt? (wiggles his 'beautiful butt', and everyoe faints in horror)

(After Leo has put on his pants and everyone has recovered...)

Kitty: Okay, so now Harry has to take Voldemort t a 3-D movie!

Harry: Crap.... (he disappears)

Voldemort: POTTER! AVADA -

Harry: Stop!

Volddemort: Aww, why?

Harry: Cause I'm going to take you to a movie!

Voldemort: Yay! Can we see Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters? I'd love to see all those monsters!

Harry: Uh, sure?

(In the Room of Requirement)

Percy: Ugh, they have movies about me, too?

Kitty: Yeah, but they aren't as good as the books...

Percy: *facepalm*

(Back to wherever Harry is with Mouldyshorts)

Voldemort: Will you pay for the popcorn and M&Ms? I'll pay for the tickets!

Harry: Uh, sure. (buys the tickets and the glasses) Here.

Voldemort: Thanks! (tries to put the glasses on, but...) Aww, they fell off! (tries agai, and again, and again, until..) POTTER!

Harry: Heh, heh, yes?

Voldemort: AVADA KEDAVRA!!

(Harry disappears back to the Room of Requirement before the curse hits him, and Voldemort says some stuff that would make Kitty put him in the Pottymouth Corner for life)

Harry: HEY! You knew that would happen!

Kitty: Yup. (Snaps her fingers and Hermione is randomly teleported to the middle of a Stoll twins prank)

Hermione: What the - ACK! (is nearly hit by a flaming headless chicken doing backflips)

Travis: Hey, Aphrodite girl!

One of Aphrodite's daughters: What? (Travis sprays her with ketchup) AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Connor: Ares loser!

One of Ares's sons: WHAT, PUNK?

(Conner lights his pants in fire)

Hermione: What on earth?!?

(Thirty crazy minutes later, Hermione is back in the Room of Requirement) 

Hermione: I have no words.

Fred: We do!

George: Yup!

Kitty: And what wise words are those?

Fred: Hahaha!

George: Heeheehee!

(Hermione smacks them)

Kitty: LOL, so Gred and Forge, you have to wear woman's bikinis and dance in the Great Hall in front of everyone!!

Gred and Forge: Nooooooo!

Kitty: Yes! Now, go! I had May pick out the outfits..

(Evil snickers from May as the twins disappear)

(In the Great Hall)

Fred: Argh! (He's wearing a pink bikini)

George: Ack! (He's wearing a sparkly purple bikini)

Everyone in the Great Hall: *blink blink*

(Fred and George stare at each other, then randomly break into the Harlem Shake)

(In the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: LET'S DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!!! (Everyone starts doing the Harlem Shake)

(Fred and George come back in their regular clothes, thank the gods)

Kitty: Great job!

Fred: Meeeeh.

George: I'm depressed.

Kitty: I know what will make you happy again! Ron has to throw potatoes at Ares!!

Ron: Who's Ares?

Percy: The violent Greek god of war.

Ron: Joy. (He disappears)

Ares: I hate Percy Jackson! I hate peace! I hate hippies!! I hate - argh!

(Ron throws a potato at him)

Ron: Hey, um, um, Ugly!!

(Ares picks him up by the collar of his shirt and he squeaks in fear)

Ron: S-s-sorry!!!

Ares: *roar!* (pounds Ron, but then Kitty brings him back)

Ron: *pant pant* I n-never th-thought I'd s-say this, but... Th-thanks, K-K-Kitty.

Kitty: I just didn't want you to die because that would depress the readers.

Ron: I shouldn't have said anything.

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Thanks for reading!

Kitty

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