Chapter 24

Disclaimer: I only own Kitty and Anne. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, and Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman.

(Flashback for those who need it: Annabeth just got back from visiting Aragog)

Percy: What's wrong with Annabeth?!? (Rushes over to her)

Kitty: She'll be fine. (throws water on her)

Annabeth: *splutter* I'M GOOD!

Kitty: Good. Next dare - Hermione! HAVE FUN IN THE LOTUS CASINO!!!!!! (Hermione disappears)

Kitty: Okay, guys, we're going to freak her out! She'll eventually discover that time slows down in the Lotus Casino, and when she does, she'll come back. So what we are going to do is dress like old people and scare the heck out of her!!!! HEEHEE!!!!!!!! Also, time will slow down here to match the time warp in the Lotus Casino. I'm not going to wait a year for Hermione to come to her senses!

(she snaps her fingers and everyone looks like old people)

Kitty: Haha, she's going to freak out...

(Two weeks of goofing around later...)

Kitty: PLACES EVERYBODY! SHE'S COMING!!!!!!

(Hermione appears)

Hermione: OMG, I just found out that time slow at that awesome hotel! How long has it - ACK! YOU GUYS!!!!!!! WHAT THE HUFFLEPUFF HAPPENED HERE?!?!

Kitty (in an old ladies voice): Hermione! How nice to see you after all these years!

Ron: 'Mione! Oh, it's good to see you! I'm sorry, but I married Annabeth!

(Percy glares at Ron while Annabeth tries to look like this isn't news to her)

Hermione: WHAT?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! NOT THAT BLONDE NERD! (Punches Ron, forgetting he's 'old', and Ron pretends to break something and faints) *squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal* RONNIKINS! OH I'M SO SORRY!!! DON'T DIE!!!!

(Gred and Forge start snickering, and soon everyone else is laughing)

Hermione: WHAT?!?! (glares at Kitty) I know this has something to do with you.

Kitty: Haha, it took you that long to notice? (snaps her fingers and everyone is back to normal)

Hermione: W-what happened?

Kitty: We knew about the Lotus Casino's time... issue. So Jasmine sent you there and I came up with the idea of freaking you out by making us look old and you thinking you've been in that hotel for eighty years. Did you have fun? Oh, and Ron is NOT married to Annabeth, just so you know.

Hermione: Oh, good. And yes! I had loads of fun! They had lots of books and intelligent games. Also, I loved the waterslide.

Kitty: Is that all you did there?

Hermione: Um, yes?

Kitty: Tell the truth!

Hermione: Fine. I played a couple of video games and I - I spent half the time zooming around on roller coasters. I got to go on the front of the ride once! It was AWESOME!!!

Kitty: Hermione Granger played VIDEO GAMES and rode ROLLER COASTERS?! (everyone, including Kitty, faints)

Hermione: Huh. Rennervate!

(Everyone wakes up and Kitty wails)

Kitty: ARGH! I've sunk down to YOUR levels!

Jasmine: Right. The next dare is for Ron! Eat a sandwich -

Ron: YAY! (starts running towards the kitchen)

Jasmine: - that Kitty will make for you!'

(Ron stops in his tracks and says something that makes Kitty send him to The Pottymouth Corner)

(Kitty then makes Ron a sandwich with chips, mayonnaise, peanut butter, honey, grape AND strawberry jelly, Kit Kats (lots of Kit Kats! Crap, now I want a Kit Kat), gummy spiders, and pancakes on it.)

Kitty: MYAH HA HA! Ron, it's lunch time!

Ron: Oh, yay! (stuffs half the sandwich in his mouth and his eyes widen in horror; he tries to spit the sandwich out, but Kitty makes him swallow it) What was that?!? That was terrible!

Kitty: I'll tell you once you finish eating! (Ron finishes the sandwich and Kitty tells him what was in it)

(Ron, being the macho man he is, faints)

Kitty: Heehee. Okay, now Katniss has to bungee jump off Olympus!

Katniss: WH- (she disappears)

Kitty: Let's watch! (They go to Kitty's computer and watches her scream as she flies down towards New York City dangling on a rope from her ankles)

Random six-year-old boy: Mom! It's Spiderman! (Points at a screaming Katniss)

Mom: That's nice, dear.

(Katniss slams into the Statue of Liberty, which breaks)

Kitty: Oh, crap, that's gonna be a huge bill.. I'll just say Snape did it. (Katniss comes back)

Katniss: I have no words.

Kitty: But you just said 'I have no words', which are words!

(Katniss glares at her)

Kitty: Fine, be that way. Peeta, go serve Hades for a week and record it!

Peeta: YES GENERAL KITTY CAT! (He disappears, but not before Kitty hits him)

Kitty: Hhmp.

(One week later)

Peeta: Argh, that was terrible!

Kitty: What happened?

Peeta: I had to give him a full-body spa treatment. *shudders*

Kitty: Eww.... Now I have to slap Rue in front of Thrash. (She disappears)

Kitty: Hey, Rue, honey? Can you come here, please?

Rue: Sure, what's up? I haven't seen you here before. Are you a replacement or something?

Kitty: Well, I - OH MY GOSH WHAT'S ON YOUR FACE?!?! (slaps Rue)

Thrash: WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Rue: Thrash -

(Thrash beats Kitty to a pulp, but she is able to get back into the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: OW. (Jasmine heals her) Thanks. Okay, one last dare from @Sierra7233. (She whispers in Katniss's ear)

(Neville appears)

Neville: Hey! Where am I? Oh, hey Harry, Ron, Ginny, Hermione, Fred, George.

Harry Potter people: Hey, Neville.

(Kitty tells Neville about the game and then whispers in his ear - he looks excited)

(NEVILLE AND KATNISS KISS)

Peeta: Hey, hey, HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY GIRLFRIEND! (is about to hit Neville, but Neville disappears) What was his PROBLEM?!

Kitty: Sorry, Peeta, it was a dare.

Peeta: COULD YOU AT LEAST HAVE TOLD ME?!?!

Kitty: Yeah, but it was more fun watching you suffer.... Anyways, one last dare from @creativity_is_key! Jason and Piper will have to kiss in front of Reyna!

(Jason, Piper, and Reyna appear - Reyna has a sword is about to kill whoever is closest, but then sees Jason and hides the sword quickly)

Reyna: Oh, heeeey, Jason! :D

Jason: Um, hey?

Piper: HI.

Reyna: Hello, Penelope.

Piper: It's Piper.

Reyna: My mistake. 

Kitty: Welcome to my truth or dare book, Reyna! 

Reyna: Uh, thanks?

Kitty: We have a dare that concerns you.

Reyna: What is it? (glances at Jason and fluffs her hair)

Kitty: You'll see. (she goes and whispers in Jason and Piper's ears)

(Jason and Piper kiss)

Reyna: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, JASON?!?!?! WHY ARE YOU KISSING.... HER?!?!

(Jason doesn't reply)

(After ten minutes of some rather colorful language from Reyna and some loud smooching from Jason and Piper, Reyna draws her sword and charges at Piper, who disappears with Jason)

Reyna: What was THAT about?!

Kitty: It was a dare for you to watch Jason and Piper kiss!

Reyna: YOU COULD HAVE TOLD ME!!!

Kitty: As I said five seconds before you came her, I prefer to watch you suffer.

(Reyna lets out a battle cry, draws her sword and charges Kitty, who screams and runs away)

Kitty: GET THIS MANIAC AWAY FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Oh, wait, duh, AWESOME AUTHOR POWERS TO THE RESCUE!

(she snaps her fingers and Reyna disappears)

Kitty: She has MAJOR anger issues.

Hey guys! Hope you liked this! Remember, vote! Comment! Do I even have to ask you to send in dares? ;) I'm getting so many! I'm super happy about how popular this book is getting. Tomorrow is my two-month anniversary of being on Wattpad, and I already have 38 followers, over three thousand reads on this, 149 votes, and a TON of comments! So yeah, thanks to everyone who has read my books and voted and commented on them. :)

Love ya! Thanks for reading!

Kitty

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