Chapter 22

Disclaimer: I only own Kitty and Anne. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, and May belongs to @maryb416.

(Annbeth has now calmed down and Kitty has been saved from certain doom, so let's get on with the game! :))

Kitty: Sooo, anyways, Harry, you and Piper have to kiss!

Piper: But I have a boyfriend.

Harry: And I have a girlfriend.

Ginny: I'm his girlfriend! Eep! :)

Kitty: I know, but whatever! KISS!

(Harry and Piper kiss)

Ginny: I don't like this....

(Harry and Piper break apart)

Piper: Sorry, um, Jenny?

Ginny: Ginny.

Piper (in a small voice): Oops. Sorry.

(Harry kisses Ginny and she calms down)

Ginny: I'm good.

Kitty: Good. Okay, now for another guest! (Jason appears) Hey, Jason.

(Piper runs over to him and starts smooching)

Kitty: Stop that disgusting nonsense NOW!

Jason: WHO DARES INTERFERE WITH MY SNOGGING?

Kitty: KITTY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!!!!!!

Jason: Kk. WASSUP PEOPLE.

Kitty: You have to kiss Katniss.

Katniss: !

Peeta: !!

Piper: !!!

Jason: ?

Kitty: START KISSING! (they start kissing)

(after five minutes....)

Peeta: OKAY THAT'S ENOUGH!!! (pushes Jason away)

Katniss: *blush* Sorry, Peeta. I have a weakness for blondes...

Peeta: I'm blonde!

Katniss: Oh. Right. I'm gonna go hide in a corner... (she hides in a corner)

Kitty: Riiiiiight. Peeta, you have to watch your own death! I have a video of it on my laptop.

Peeta: Uh, ok... 

(Everyone goes to Kitty's laptop)

(Peeta is walking along when Dora the Explorer creeps up behind him and hits him on the head. He passes out and Dora drags him to Diego's cave where a Jaguar eats him)

Harry: Wasn't that a character from a kid's show? She can't be real....

Kitty: You're from a book, so you aren't supposed to be real! 

Harry: Oh. Right.

Peeta: Note to self: stay away from murderous kid's show characters.

Kitty: Yup. Now, @GinnyandHarry4ever has some dares! Katniss, you have to make out with Cato in front of his crazy girlfriend!

Katniss: Crap, I'm doomed. Bye, Jas- I mean Peeta. (she disappears)

(Peeta glares at Jason)

Jason: Uh, Pipes and I have to go, BYE! (they disappear)

Peeta: That's better.

Cato: HEY! THERE'S EVERDEEN! (raises his axe but Katniss ducks under it and starts kissing him)

Clove: HEY! (tried to kill Katniss but she disappears)

Cato: Heehee..... that was wonderful.....

Clove: What?! I thought you loved me?! (she kills him in rage then goes on Facebook and changes her status from 'in a relationship <3' to 'single')

Kitty: She handled that well! Peeta, you have to throw plastic lightning bolts at Zues! 

Peeta: Okay.

(he disappears)

Peeta: HEY ZEUSIE! EAT MY LIGHTNIN'! (throws a bolt at him)

Zeus: NO! Hera swore on the River Styx she would never tell anyone that my real name is Zeusie! Now I will be the laughing stock of Olympus! (starts crying)

Peeta: Um... (he disappears after throwing another plastic bolt at him)

Percy: OH MY GODS!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS AWESOME! (he goes on DemigodsThatHaven'tDiedYet!:).Net (the demigod version of Facebook and Twitter) and posts 'Zeus's real name is Zeusie! I'm NOT joking!')

Kitty: Ok, Fred you have to act like Umbridge for one week!

Fred: Easy. (he puts on a disgusting pink coat) Hem hem. HARRY POTTER, YOUR PANTS ARE TOO BIG, GET NEW ONES! RON WEASLEY, HAVE YOU HEARD OF SUNCREEN?! THOSE FRECKLES ARE RIDICULOUS! GRANGER, STOP BEING SUCH A NERD! YOU ARE SERIOUSLY TICKING ME OFF! I HATE KIDS!!!!!

(one miserable week later)

Fred (throwing off the coat): YES! I'M DONE! That was a terrible week...

Ron: You're telling me...

Kitty: George, you have to make it rain in the Great Hall and then change it to fire and sing 'Set Fire to the Rain' by Adele.

George: Ok. Won't people get hurt, though? 

Kitty: I'll make it so that the fire doesn't burn them, how's that?

George: Good. (disappears)

(In the Great Hall, it starts to rain)

Snape: Good grief, it's raining in here! (tried to protect his chocolate chip cookie)

(the rain changes to fire and people start screaming)

George: BUT I SET FIRE TO THE RAIN! WATCHED IT POUR AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE! WELL, IT BURNED WHEN I CRIED 'CAUSE I HEARD IT SCREAMING OUT YOUR NAME! YOUR NAME!

Snape: Oh, I love this song! (starts singing along)

(George faints at the sound of Snape's terrible voice and is transported back to the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Next up is Ron! You have to dress up as a cowboy and ride Grover for an hour!

Ron: WHO? (he disappears and reappears on Grover's back at Camp Half Blood)

Grover: AH! Oh, hi! Do you have any tin cans?

Ron: Uh, no.

Grover: THEN GET OFF! (starts trying to buck Ron off)

(One hour later...)

Ron: YES! DONE!! *pant* FOOOOOOD.

Annabeth: You are sooo much like Grover... (throws a hamburger at Ron, which he starts to devour)

Kitty: Percy, you have to dance with Hades, Micheal Jackson style!

Percy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO- (he disappears and finds himself in the Underworld with Hades, who is in a ridiculous Micheal Jackson costume)

Percy: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO - oh, hi, Lord Hades!

Hades: Ready to dance, Jackson?

Percy: Uuuuuuuh..... (he has no chance but to start dancing. After a terrible hour, he goes back to the Room of Requirement)

Percy: That was the creepiest thing ever! I'd rather have a rematch with Kronos....

Kitty: Yeah, that was scary. I totally prefer hip hop. Annabeth, you have to argue with President Snow in a different language that he doesn't know.

Annabeth: Ok. (she disappears)

President Snow: I HATE KATNISS EVERDEEN! I HATE KATNISS EVERDEEN! I HATE - oh, hello!

(Annabeth starts arguing with him... in Pig Latin)

President Snow: What? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?!? I don't know what this argument is about, BUT I WIN! (Annabeth withdraws her dagger with a murderous look in her eyes) YOU WIN!

(Annabeth goes back to the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: Haha, awesome. Leo, you have to spend a week with Moaning Myrtle.

Leo: Ok. (he disappears)

Kitty: LET'S PARTY!!!!!! 

(One blissful Leo-free week later)

Leo: UGH! I'm back. She was soooooooooooooo mopey....

Kitty: Yeah... Hermione, you have to go on a date with Draco Malfoy!

Hermione: Merlin's butt, nooo!

Kitty: Merlin's butt, yes! Bye now! (Hermione disappears)

Hermione: Ugh, I hate Malfoy - oh, hi Draco! (bats her eyelashes)

Malfoy the ex-ferret: Hello, beautiful! (bats his eyelashes back at her)

(Hermione almost pukes)

Hermione: This is gonna be a LONG night...

(she finally goes back to the Room of Requirement and runs to the bathroom to vomit)

Kitty: I guess she didn't like the date much.... Ginny, you have sing 'Harry Potter in 99 Seconds' to Voldemort and Bellatrix Lestrange!

Ginny: Oooo, I love that song! YO HARRY, YOU A WIZARD!

Kitty: Yeah, it's pretty funny... now go! (Ginny disappears)

(In Malfoy Manor's dark drawing room...)

Ginny: Lord Voldemort... Bellatrix.. I have something to show you...

Voldemort: What, blood-traitor?

(Suddenly, a disco ball comes out of nowhere, along with some fireworks and some pretty female dancers in coconut bras and grass skirts)

Ginny: There was once a boy named Harry, destined to be a star. Hs parents were killed by Voldemort, who gave him a lightning scar! YO HARRY, YOU A WIZARD!!! 

(At the end of the song, everything goes back to normal)

Voldemort (clapping his hands): Wonderful! Wonderful! I am now inspired to be a popstar! Hey, who was the cute blonde?

Bellatrix: MY LORD! I thought you liked me!

Voldemort: I did, Bella, BUT YOU SIMPLY ARE NOT BLONDE.

Ginny: Yeah.... Her name was Reyna, here's her number! (scribbles Reyna's number down on a piece of paper and disappears)

Kitty: Great job, Ginny! LOVED the disco ball!

Ginny: Thanks!

Kitty: Okay, Harry, you have to be alone in a room with a flirting Cho Chang!

Harry: Oh, crap.

(He disappears)

Cho: Hi, Harry. *giggle* Cute scar...

Harry: Oh, Merlin, help....

(two hours later, Harry is back in the Room of Requirement)

Harry: Oh, gosh, that was TERRIBLE! She should go date Edward Cullen already....

(Bella appears)

Bella: HE'S MINE! SHE HAD HER CHANCE WITH 'CEDRIC', BUT EDWARDS MINE!! (slaps Harry and disappears)

Kitty: This is why I don't watch Twilight. They are way too sparkley and possessive of their husbands.

Hey guys! Hope you like this chapter! Please vote and comment! :) Thanks to everyone who came up with the awesome dares! If you gave me a dare that wasn't featured in this chapter or the last one, please contact me and I'll use it in the next! Also, what do you think of the new cover I came up with? 

Thanks for reading!

Kitty

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