Disclaimer: I only own Kitty and Anne. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, and May belongs to @maryb416.

Kitty: *fangirl scream*

(Everyone covers their ears)

Fred: Girl, you are loud....

Kitty: *blush* Sorry, I have big lungs. I'd make a good pop star....

George: Ya, ya. Everyone wants to become a pop star! Why doesn't anyone want to become, I don't know, a Georgie clone?

Kitty: *pretends to think hard* Hmm, that's a toughy... Oh! (light bulb lights up above her head) BECAUSE THEY ARE SANE!!!

George: Are you saying that Gred and Forge aren't sane.

Kitty: Yup, pretty much.

Fred and George: HEY!

Kitty: Don't you remember the One Direction thing?

(Everyone shudders and Fred and George blush hard)

Kitty: I thought so... 

Percy: What was the fangirl scream for?

Kitty: I HAVE OVER 2000 READS, A LOT OF COMMENTS AND DARES FOR YOU GUYS, AND I PLACED SECOND IN A HARRY POTTER FANFICTION ONE-SHOT CONTEST!!!!!!!!! EEEEEEEHHHH!!!

Leo: That's great! Are you so happy you'd kiss me?

Kitty: Heck, no, Valdez!

Leo: Awwww..... *pouts*

(Random Leo fangirl appears)

Random fangirl: LEO!!!!!!!! I'LL KISS YOU!!!!!!!!

(Another fangirl appears)

Fangirl #2: NO, I'LL KISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

(ANOTHER Leo fangirl appears)

Fangirl #3: I WILL! BACK AWAY FROM MY LEO-KINS!!!!!!! (she punches fangirls #1 and #2, or, as I will forevermore know them as, Thing 1 and Thing 2)

(More Leo fangirls appear and they start punching each other, trying to kiss Leo)

Leo: Today. Is. The. BEST. FREAKING. DAY. OF. MY. LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!! (does a fangirl squeal)

(the fangirls stop fighting for a moment)

Fangirls: Awwwww! (they resume fighting)

Kitty: Ugh, STOP FIGHTING!!!!!!!!! (they freeze)

Thing 1: Who are you?

Kitty: I AM KITTY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fangirl #546: OMG, I've heard of you! (she drops into a low bow) O Great One, excuse me for my fangirl craziness.

Kitty: You're forgiven. NOW SCRAM!! (the fangirls run out the door and find Draco Malfoy and start fangirling him)

Malfoy: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M DROWNING IN LUNATICS!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG - (he disappears under the fangirls)

Kitty: Who's the man? I'M THE MAN! BOO-YAH!!!!!!

Ginny: Actually, you're a woman.

Hermione: Actually, she's a GIRL.

Kitty: HEY! I'm thirteen! (pouts)

Leo: That was AWESOME! 

Kitty: Yeah.... so anyways, ON TO THE MANY DARES!!!! If anyone didn't get their dares put in this chapter or the next one, contact me and I'll include them in the next chapter I write, okay? First dare is from @Artemis99. Leo, come over here.

(Leo walks over to her and she whispers in his ear)

Leo: Okay...

Kitty: Ron and Harry, get your wands out. Percy, get your sword out.

(Percy withdraws his sword and jabs it at Ron and Harry as a joke and Ron gives a manly high-pitched scream and hides behind Harry)

Percy: ....

Leo: Okay, Ginny, will you go out with me?

Ginny: *yelp* 

Harry: OH NO YOU DIDN'T!!!! (curses Leo into a... pile of yellow slime? I hope it's slime...)

(Kitty snaps her fingers and Leo goes back to his usual form)

Leo: *whimper* Make him go away!

Harry: HEY! YOU ARE THE VOL-

(Kitty makes him go away and suddenly he is yelling something considered very rude in front of McGonagall)

McGonagall: POTTER! FIFTY POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR AND FIFTEEN DETENTIONS!!!!!!

Harry: Curse Kitty...

(In the Room of Requirement)

Leo: Hermione, will you go out with me?

Hermione: Uh...... 

Ron: HEY! (he curses Leo into a gummy bear which Fred almost eats)

(Kitty changes him back after casting Ron into detention with Harry)

(Leo turns to face Annabeth, who goes red)

Percy: Valdez, don't even -

Leo: ANNABETH WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!?

(Percy runs him through with his sword, but being Kitty the Great and Powerful, I BRING HIM BACK!!! TA-DA!!!!!)

Leo: I DON'T LIKE THIS GAME!!!!!!! (cowers in a corner)

Kitty: Tut, tut... (brings Harry and Ron back and explains the dare)

Percy: Sorry, Leo...

Leo: I forgive you as long as you don't bring any Pygmy Puffs in the room...

Percy: Wha - oh, right, your phobia....

Kitty: Okay, now for a couple dares from @blackrockgirl123. Harry, come over here. (Harry goes over to Kitty and she whispers in his ear)

Fred: This can't be good....

(Harry walks over to Katniss and whispers in her ear before he starts kissing her)

Peeta: !!! Um, Katniss?

(Katniss waves him off)

Peeta: HEY! HEY! HEY!! Stop kissing my girlfriend!!!!

(Harry stops and Peeta punches him)

Harry: OW! Sorry, but it was a dare! 

Peeta: Oh. SORRY.

Katniss: Boys...

Kitty: Yeah. That's why I am proudly single.

Leo: You want to change that?

Kitty: NO! 

Leo: Awww, come on, just one date!

Kitty: DANG! Stupid dare, I HAVE TO GO ON A DATE WITH YOU!!! 

Leo: YES! THANK YOU BLACKROCKGIRL123!!!!!!! (Kitty and Leo disappear)

Annabeth: YES, SHE'S GONE! LET'S PARTY, PEOPLE!!!!!!

(they start to party)

(Leo and Kitty come back three hours later - Leo has a stuffed animal in his arms)

Annabeth: Oh, hi.... Where did you go?

Kitty: Coney Island.

Annabeth: Cool! (starts cleaning up the party mess)

Ginny: Hey, Leo, did you win that for Kitty?

Kitty: NOPE. I won it for HIM. 

Leo: Yup! I named him Mr. Fluffy Fluff-Poo!

(Ginny pats him on the arm)

Ginny: I'm sure you'll become better at dating..

Leo: Hey!

Kitty: Yeah, so anyways, NEXT DARE GOES TO PERCY! (she whispers in his ear and he nods)

Percy: ANNABETH, I'M DUMPING YOU!

Annabeth: WHAT?!? (she jumps up and is about to slap him)_

Percy: JUST KIDDING! She (he points at Kitty) made me do it.

Annabeth: Ugh. Ok. 

Kitty: Next dare is for Leo! You have to get hypnotised by Selena Gomez! (does another fangirl squeal) Sorry, HUGE Selena Gomez fan....

(Selena Gomez walks in)

Selena Gomez: Hi everyone!

Kitty: H-h-hi! 

Selena Gomez: Fan?

Kitty: Huge fan!

Selena Gomez: Cool. So, I have to hypnotise Leo?

Kitty: Yup.

Selena Gomez: Okay! (turns to Leo and starts waving a watch in front of his eyes) You are getting slee- (Leo falls asleep) Huh, that was easier than I thought... Leo, you have to.... Uh, what's he afraid of?

Kitty: Pygmy Puffs!

Selena Gomez: From Harry Potter?

Kitty: Yeah.

Selena Gomez: Ok. Leo, you have to kiss a Pygmy Puff! Wake up!

(Leo wakes up)

Leo: GET ME A PYGMY PUFF RIGHT NOW! (he finds one hiding in Harry's underwear and he kisses it)

Leo: That felt good.

Selena Gomez: Yup. Hey what happens in the House of Hades? You know, after Annabeth and Percy fall  - ACK! (Kitty jumped on her so she wouldn't tell them that Annabeth and Percy fall into Tartarus (REALLY RIORDAN? WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?!?!))

Kitty: Sorry, Selena. They don't know yet, they came from the middle of the third book...

Selena Gomez: Ooooh, ok. Bye then! (she disappears)

Kitty: Okay, then. Next dares - Harry, you have to kiss -

Harry: Oh, crap.

Kitty: - Piper McLean!

(Piper appears - unfortunately, she is from the end of The Mark of Athena)

Piper: PERCY! ANNABETH! YOU'RE OKAY!!! OH MY GODS, I WAS SOOOO WORRIED! WE ALL WERE!!! 

(she hugs them)

Percy: Huh? Why were you worried?

Piper: DUH, you fell into Tartarus!

(Percy and Annabeth slowly turn to face Kitty)

Annabeth: Did you know about this? 

Kitty: Um, maybe?

(Annabeth jumps at Kitty, totally freaking out)

Kitty: AH! AH! HELP! I'M SORRY, BUT TELLING YOU THAT YOU FELL INTO TARTARUS WOULD HAVE NOT GONE OVER WELL WITH YOU FOR OBVIOUS REASONS!!! AAAAAH!!!!!

WE ARE NOW EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES. PLEASE COME BACK LATER FOR           MORE FUN AND LAUGHTER AFTER ANNABETH STOPS FREAKING OUT.

THANK YOU.