Chapter 16
Disclaimer: I only own Kitty and Anne. May belongs to @maryb416, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, and Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101.
Kitty: Hello, hello, dear fluffy bunnies.
Everyone but Kitty and Katniss: Crazy-character-kidnapper-say-whaaat?
Katniss: Fluffy bunnies? Where did that come from?
Kitty: I don't know, it just popped into my head. Anyways, I have another friend coming!
Percy: We're doomed!!!!
(Laura appears in a poof of smoke)
Laura: *cough cough* I really need to think of *cough cough* a better way to make a very dramatic entrance. Anyways, I'm the great, the powerful, the awesome Laura!
Leo: And you're blonde!
Laura: Yes, Leo, yes I am.
Leo: SHE KNOWS MY NAME! I HAVE FOUND THE FUTURE MS. VALDEZ!
Kitty: Take it easy there, Leo. Sorry, Laura, you'll have to excuse him. He can get pretty pathetic when it comes to meeting new girls.
(Leo pouts)
Laura: Aw, don't sweat it.
Harry: So, do you have dares?
Laura: HECK, YEAH! Oh, and truths, I have truths.
Kitty: Cool! So, who's first?
Laura: Peeta, then Catnip!
Catnip: Hey! Unless your name is GALE, DO NOT CALL ME THAT!
Laura: M'kay, which do you prefer? Catnip or Catfood?
Catnip/Catfood/Katniss: No comment.
Kitty: Kk. What are the dares?
Laura: Okay, so Peeta, you have to roll up Snape's right sleeve in the Great Hall and show everyone his 'I
Harry (jumping up and down): EW! EW! EW!
Laura: Get over it, wimp. He loves your mummy whether you like it or not.
Harry: *GAG* *HACK*
Peeta: Okay, well, bye! (he disappears)
Snape: Everyone, listen up! If you see these... weirdos... report them to me! (holds up a sign of everyone in the Room of Requirement except Laura cause he doesn't know her yet - he'll freak when he learns there are more (evil smile))
(Peeta appears on his head)
Peeta (jumping off): Whoops, sorry!
Random Slytherin: I FOUND ONE!!
Snape: Grrr.... It's obvious......
Peeta: Yuppers. So, anyways, LOOK AT SNAPE'S TATTOO! (he pulls up Snape's right sleeve to reveal the 'I
Everyone in the Great Hall except Snape and Peeta: *GASP*
Snape: HEY! How'd you know about that?!?
Peeta: 'Cause I'm just that awesome.
(Peeta goes back to the Room of Requirement)
Laura: Hey! YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE OF ME!!!!
Peeta: But you can't deny that I'm awesome.
Laura: OH YES I CAN! GET OVER HERE! (prepares to punch him)
Katniss: NO! NOT HIS HOT-LIKE-THE-SUN FACE!
Kitty: HEY! SHUT UP ALL OF YOU!
Laura: Sorry, Kitty.
Kitty: Hmph. Well, what's Katniss's dare?
Laura: Congratulations, Katniss! You get to give Snapey-poo a pink mohawk!
Fred: SO -
George: - LUCKY!
Laura: Don't worry, you guys. You also get an awesome dare!
Fred and George: YAY!
Katniss: Okay, well give me a pair of scissorss, a razor, and a bottle of pink hair dye, THEN LET'S GO CAUSE CHAOS!!
Laura: Don't forget the club to knock him out with!!!
Katniss: Oh, yeah. Silly me. (grabs a club and the rest of the things she needs then disappears)
(Snape is walking in the halls, singing 'Come and Get It' by Selena Gomez')
Snape: When you're ready, come and get it! Na na na - OOF! (Katniss hits him on the head and he passes out)
Katniss: Ugh. He's a terrible singer. This is gonna be fun... (she turns on the razor and begins her work)
(One hour later, she finishes and goes back to the Room of Requirement)
Katniss: DONE! Ha, he looks stuuuupid!
Laura: Awesome! Let's watch him wake up! (they go to Kitty's computer)
Snape: Ugh... why does my head hurt? (he reaches up to rub it) AH! WH-WHERE'S MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR?!
(He grabs a mirror)
Snape: AARRGGHH!!!!!!!!! M-M-MY HEAD!!!!! (he faints)
Kitty: Haha!
Laura: So pathetic. Ron and Hermione, you guys can go together. Ron, you get to give Filch a pink afro! Hermione, you get to dye Ms. Norris's fur pink!
Hermione and Ron: SWEET! (they take the stuff they need from Katniss and disappear)
Filch: I hate students! I hate students! I - ARGH! (Ron hits him on the head)
Ron: Let's do this! (he starts doing his thing)
(Two hours later, they go back to the Room of Requirement)
Filch: Oh, what happened? MS. NORRIS!
Ms. Norris: Meow. (licks her pink fur)
Filch: Oh, my life is over! I'm so sorry, my dear kitty cat! (he scoops her up and they start walking to Snape's office to tell him what happened)
(People see his afro and start laughing, but he still doesn't know about it)
(Back in the Room of Requirement)
Kitty: Haha! Filch looks good in pink!
Harry: So does Snape. They might actually get a date now! Great job, Katniss, Hermione, Ron.
(Ron bows)
Laura: Hey, they were MY dares!
Harry: Oh yeah. Great dares!
Laura: Thank you. (she bows) It's your turn, Harry! You have to watch all the Harry Potter movies with Ginny!
Harry: What?!?
(Kitty shoves the movies in his hands)
Kitty: HAVE FUN! Don't forget the popcorn! (she gives Ginny a big bowl of popcorn with M&M's in it)
Ginny: Yummy! (they go into a room with a TV in it and begin to watch the movies)
Laura: Alrighty, Fred, George, your turn!
George: AL-
Fred:-RIGHT!!!
Laura: You guys get to shave McGonagall as a cat, except for her tail, which you will dye lime green! You will then put a hex on her so it doesn't wear off for three months! Plus, in human form, her hair will be lime green! Got it?
Fred ang George in unision: GOT IT!!!
(They grab a razor, lime green hair dye, a cat toy and disapear)
(McGonagall is sitting at her desk doing whatever it is she's doing. Fred and George appear outside her door where she can't see them. They do Wingardium Leviosa on the cat toy and steer it a few feet in front of McGonagall.)
McGonagall: OOOOH! A CAT TOY!
(She turns into a cat and pounces at it when......)
Fred and George: Stupefy!!
(McGonagall freezes then falls to the ground, and Fred and George get to work.)
(An hour later.....)
Fred and George: Done!
(They come back to the Room of Requirement)
Laura: That was awesome guys!
Kitty: Yeah, nice job on the tail!
Fred and George: Thanks!
Laura: Lets watch her wake up!
(They all run to Kitty's computer)
McGonagall: What happened? Where did the toy go?! AH! WHERE DID MY FUR GO?!?! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY TAIL!!
(She turns back to a human)
McGonagall: AAHH! MY HAIR!! IT'S GREEN!! WHO DID THIS?!?
(Back in the Room of Requirement)
Kitty: Ok, that was great! Her expression was priceless!
Fred: Thank -
George: - you.
Kitty: That can get a bit annoying, you know.
Fred: We -
George: - know.
Fred: That's -
George: - why -
Fred: -we -
George: - do -
Fred: - it!
Laura: SHUT UP YOU WEIRDOS!!!
Fred: Harsh.
George: Yeah.
(the twins each make a pouty face)
Kitty: You know, that pouty face doesn't work on all girls -
Laura: - especially not us!
Kitty: WE ARE STRONG! WE WILL RESIST THE PUPPY DOG EYES!
(the twins continue with the puppy dog eyes)
Kitty: I know what you want! You want an Oreo!
Twins: YES!
Laura: It just so happens that I have a jumbo pack of double stuff Oreos!
Twins: YAY!
Kitty: You can all have one.
(Everyone cheers and mobs Laura)
Laura: HELP! ( gasps for air)
(Harry and Ginny come out from their room)
Harry: I KILL MOULDYWARTS!
(Ginny is pouting)
Kitty: What's wrong, Ginny?
Ginny: I already know what my children's names are going to be!
Kitty: So?
Ginny: So I won't get to experience the fun of picking out names and wondering if it's going to be a boy or girl!
Kitty: Uh, okay.
GInny: *sigh* Hey, are those Oreos?
Harry: OREOS!
(Harry and Ginny join the mob attacking Laura, screaming for Oreos)
Kitty: Laura, do you help?
Laura: MMS! (Translation: YES!)
Kitty: No? Okay then, I'm going to go watch Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two. That's my favorite movie ever.. (she walks off with some popcorn)
Laura: ONLY GOD CAN SAVE ME NOW! HELP ME! PLEASE! I'M BEGGING YOU! *whimper*
Hey guys! Hope you liked it! Please vote and comment! I also posted a Harry Potter one-shot, so please check it out! It's called Obliviated.
Thanks for reading!
Kitty
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