I still don't own anyone but Kitty, Anne, and Jack the cheese. If ya want the details, look in the last chapter, because I am NOT repeating that insanely long disclaimer for as a long as possible. 

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Kitty: Alright! Jack and Peeta, break it up, or you'll get on Santa's naughty list. 

Jack the Cheese: *GAAAAAASP* *jumps off Peeta* NO, PLEASE SANTA, PLEASE HAVE MERCY!!!

Peeta: What's Santa? 

Everyone but Katniss: *GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSP*

Peeta: What?

Kitty: *silently hands him the 'Santa Claus For Dummies: A Guide to Santa Claus' book*

Peeta: *reads book, then gasps* THIS is what I've been missing for the past seventeen years?!?!?

Kitty: Yup. And the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, and St. Nick... 

Percy: Oh, I love the Tooth Fairy. She always gave me a dollar.

Kitty: I always got ten dollars. 

Percy: WHAT?!?!?

Kitty: Hahahahaha, SUCKER! Oh, I never get tired of that response. 

Percy: *sulks in corner*

Annabeth: If it makes you feel better, Percy, I always got twenty bucks. 

Percy: *no response*

Kitty: Now, then, we have another dare? Erin, you wanna drop the bomb - er, I mean tell them what it is? 

Erin: Yup! *everyone disappears and ends up with all the Minions from Despicable Me in front of the Christmas Maze of Surprises*

Harry: WHOA!!! That's a lot of Minions!!

Erin: All right! This is the Christmas Maze of Surprises! The goal is to get to the center of the maze, and the first person to do so will get to go home and never come back!

Everyone but the guests and the Minions: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Erin: However, if you use any magic powers or weapons, you will be disqualified. 

Everyone but the guests and Minions: AWWWWWWW.

Minions: *sigh and toss their hidden weapons to the side*

Hermione: What are the surprises? 

Kitty: You'll see. 

Hermione: Oh, dear...

Kitty: On your mark, get set.... GO!!!!!!!!

(Everyone rushes into the maze, yelling wildly) 

Dave: *plows over everyone else* YAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy: *tries to tackle him, but ends up being attacked by about seven Minions* HEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!

Annabeth: Can't right now, sorry! *rushes past a Christmas tree that suddenly jumps at her* ARGH! (the Christmas tree tries to eat her* OH MY GODS! *whacks it, and it whacks back* HELP!

Percy: *gets away from the Minions* Can't right now, sorry! Haha...*rushes past, but the tree grabs him and eats him*

Annabeth: :O PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: It's fine, he's not dead, he just went back to the Room of Requirement. *chuckles* Thirty seconds into the maze, and he's already been eaten. 

Annabeth: *dodges the tree and runs on*

Kitty: *pets the tree, which wags a branch at it's back, like a dog wagging it's tail* Good Bushy, good bushy...

Harry: *stops and looks at her weirdly*

Kitty: What? I have a carnivorous tree for a pet. Do you have a problem with that?

Tree: *arranges it's branches so it looks like it's glaring at Harry* 

Harry: N-no, no problem. *runs on* 

(Meanwhile, in another section of the maze...) 

Katniss: *running* I have *puff puff* to get to *huff* the center of this *WHEW* dumb maze! *trips over a stray present, then kicks it and stands back up* Ugh... What's that beeping? (suddenly, the present explodes, and Katniss is transported back to the Room of Requirement) NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! - Percy? Hermione? Um.. Random Minion? What are you doing here?

Percy: Got eaten by a tree. 

Hermione: Got eaten by a Minion. 

Minion: (In Minish translated to English) Got disqualified for eating someone. 

Katniss: Explosive present. (silence) 

(Back in the maze) 

Ginny: I think I'm almost th - OOF!! (crashes into Harry) Harry!

Harry: Ginny! *hugs her, then helps her back up* You okay?

Ginny: Yeah, especially since I'm with you, now. *they run on, until they find some mistletoe* Oh, look! 

Harry: Mistletoe. *grins mischievously at her, and they walk under the mistletoe, but then, it releases some...* GAH! ITCHING POWDER! *starts itching wildly* 

Ginny: ARRRRGH!!!!!!!!! *also starts itching* Harry James Potter!

Harry: I didn't know, I'm sorry! 

Ginny: Let's just keep going... *they walk on, itching themselves* Argh, there's this spot I just can't get... Can you be brave and get it? 

Harry: What do you mean by being 'brave'? (Ginny gives him some time to think over her statement) OH. No, I'm not scratching your butt!! Why would you ask that?!?

Ginny: I'm desperate. 

Harry: I noticed. *gets shoved by Ginny*

(Elsewhere...) 

Dave: *slumps to the floor, panting, only to be run over by Kevin* GAH!

Kevin: Heh heh, sorry. 

Dave: *hits Kevin* 

Kevin: *jumps back* Hey!

Dave: *gets up and starts fighting Kevin*

Kevin: *Minion scream* 

Annabeth: *comes out from behind a corner* Ah! Oh... What's going on? 

Kevin and Dave: *start yelling and pointing at each other*

Annabeth: Guys, there has to be a way we can - DAVE! We do NOT use that language! 

Dave: (From Minish to English) All I said was 'moldy banana'! 

Kevin: *gasp* NAUGHTY! *slugs Dave* 

Dave: *punches him back*

Annabeth: STOP! (they don't) Oh, well, I tried. *jogs away to leave the two to their scuffle* 

(Wherever Peeta is) 

Peeta: *jogs by some singing toy soldiers* Wait, what? *turns back and the soldiers try to slice him with their swords, but just rip the back of his pants* ACK! Cold breeze, cold breeze! *runs off, trying to keep his pants together, but a partridge in a pear tree steals them* Oh, come ON! *runs on past Ginny and Harry, who are still itching* 

Harry: ARGH! *covers his eyes* 

Ginny: *tries to decide whether or not to look away* 

Peeta: *blushes* 

(Somewhere else...) 

Leo: *walks at a leisurely pace and nearly runs into Annabeth* Oh, hey. 

Annabeth: Leo! Why aren't you trying to get to the center of the maze?

Leo: I know where it is, and no one else will ever find it!

Annabeth: How?!

Leo: *shows her the map he has* It's hidden behind a bunch of Christmas tree, and hard to find. 

Annabeth: Cool! Let's go! *they walk on until they meet Clara from the Nutcracker ballet*

Leo: Oh, hello, there. *winks at her* (sorry, May. Blame male hormones) 

Clara: *whips off her costume and reveals herself to be a Christmas ninja*

Leo: O.o

Clara: *karate chops him and the map*

Annabeth: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! THE MAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets attacked by Clara the Ninja* AAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *goes back to the Room of Requirement* COME ON! I was so close!

Percy: *tries to comfort her, but instead receives a candy cane up the nose* OW OW OW OW OW!!!!!! *pulls it out* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(With Ron)

Ron: *huff huff* Too much running... *sees a giant candy cane* OOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs towards it and starts to lick it, but then hears a creaking sound from above him* What - *gets drowned by a bunch of hot chocolate and returns to the Room of Requirement* That... Was... AWESOME!!!!!! *licks himself clean like a cat*

Hermione: Good Merlin, I date THAT?

Ron: You're so lucky, aren't you, Hermoine? 

(With Ginny and Harry, who have finally stopped itching) 

Ginny: Hey, I see something up ahead! *runs towards it to find some Sugar Plum fairies dancing* Oh, look, Harry, aren't they wonderful?

Harry: Yeah, yeah, whatever... *tries to walk past, but is blocked by the Rat King from the Nutcracker* OH MY MERLIN! 

Ginny: RAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks him, and he collapses* Hmph. *finds herself facing the rat army* Oh, great. *tries to run away, but runs into the Sugar Plum Fairies, who are so displeased about being disrupted that they throw a bunch of sugar plums and toe shoes, the shoes they dance in, which have a wooden bottom that allows them to dance on their very tip-toes (A/N there's a picture of my cover for my book Something to Dance For, and the shoes in the picture are toe shoes), at her* OW! OW! OW!

Harry: *gets run over by a rat the size of Dudley*

Ginny: Aw, poor Harry... *gets hit in the head by a toe shoe* OW! Poor me! *gets knocked out and transported back to the Room of Requirement* Oh.... Oh my gosh, why is everyone here?

Ron: Everyone but Fred, George, Peeta, and most of the Minions died. 

Ginny: ...what?

(With Fred and George) 

Fred: Jingle Bells!

George: Voldemort smells!

Fred: Sirius ran away!

George: Pettigrew died -

Fred: Nobody cried -

Both: WEASLEYS ALL THE WAY! 

(Suddenly, they are stopped by... A CHRISTMAS ELF)

Fred: Awww, wook at da wittle elfie... (the elf bites his ankle) OWW! *kicks at the elf, but the elf dodges and chomps down on George's behind)

George: OW OW OW OW OW OW!!!!! *clutches his rump and dances around* 

Fred: Hey! No one bites my brother but me! *flies at the elf, but the elf swallows him whole*

George: .... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to run away, but finds himself face to face with Santa Claus* SANTA! SAVE ME! *tries to jump in Santa's arms, but ends up popping him* OH MY MERLIN, I POPPED SANTA! Wait... *realizes that 'Santa' was a blow up Santa Claus, but then gets eaten by the elf*

Elf: *BUUUUUUUUUURP* Yum! Now I'll go find some gingerbread men for dessert. *skips away* 

(With Peeta) 

Peeta: Ugh... I need pants... *sees a clothing shop* Okay, strange... But whatever! *runs in, then runs back out screaming when the holly starts shooting at him* SERPENTINE, SERPENTINE! *runs into the center of the maze, where a random Minion is celebrating while fireworks go off* WHAT?! THAT MINION BEAT ME???????? NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *falls to his knees, screaming towards the heavens as he's transported back to the Room of Requirement* 

May: *looks up from the game of LIFE she was playing with Laura, Danielle, and Anne* Oh, it's over?

Harry: What do you mean? 

Erin: None of us guests wanted to leave, so we just settled down and played some board games. 

Harry: -_-

Kitty: Congrats to Henry, the winner of the Christmas Maze of Surprises thingy! Henry, you may leave. 

Henry: Awwww.... *sniffle*

Kitty: Oh, you can stay if you want to. 

Henry: Yaaaay!!!!! *sits on the couch* 

Annabeth: *goes to the wall and starts hitting her head against the wall* Ow, *whack* ow, *whack* ow, *whack* ow, *whack* ow... 

Jack the Cheese: I can't believe I lost to that thing! *glares at the Minion* 

Henry: Heeey! *attacks*

Kitty: Stop! I don't want to end another chapter in a fight! 

Jack the Cheese: Deck the halls with *POW* boughs of holly!

Henry: Fa la la la OW! 

Jack the Cheese: We wish you a merry *WHAM* Christmas!

Henry: (From Minish to English) And a happy new *SOCKO* yeaaaaaaaaaar!

Jack the Cheese: O - *POW!*

Henry: (From Minish to English) Christmas *BAM* 

Jack the Cheese: Tree! *KA POW* 

Henry: O CHRISTMAS TREEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *PUNCH* 

Jack the Cheese: There, now the chapter's ended in a action musical. 

Kitty: -_- That's not exact;y what I had in mind... 

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Hope you guys all liked this chapter! Sorry I've been offline for a while, I've been so busy with dance! It's crazy. O.o 

Please comment and vote! Thanks for reading!

Kitty