Oh, Lord, now for the biggest disclaimer ever... This will go for the entire book, because I don't want to add every single new character to the ever growing disclaimer. I guess we all know by now that I don't own Harry Potter (that book series belongs to J.K. Rowling), Percy Jackson (Rick Riordan), the Hunger Games (Suzanne Collins), or Despeicable Me (I don't know who -Universal Pictures and Illumination Entertainment, I guess). I only own Kitty, Anne, and Jack the Cheese. Laura belongs to @hockey4ever101, Danielle belongs to @dance4ever12, May belongs to @maryb416, Jasmine belongs to @JasmineGorman, Madison Moon Edge belongs to @threedaysgracerox, Réaltín belongs to @TeamWeasleyDuh, Rachel belongs to @RoxieTheSquidPrinces, Kate belongs to @kateatbrewersrock, Elle belongs to @broadway_brunette, Livi belongs to @smarteypantz4ever, Peachy belongs to @puppynbooklover101, Eunice belongs to @dinokittycat, Dani belongs to @girlzrule1010, Ellie belongs to @DeLeeCiousDevil, Ralph belongs to @Ralph525, Faith belongs to @zombie_unicorn_ninja, Erin belongs to @erinroseh123, Alyss belongs to @PlaysConquerOurWorld, Nyxtrae belongs to @Royals_bookshelf, Rebecca belongs to @MissMythoMagic, Franesca belongs to @goddess_fangirl, Max belongs to @Hungergames1437, and that's it for now. Now onto the fun part! 

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(Percy and Annabeth are enjoying a romantic dinner at Camp Half-Blood when...)

Percy: OW! (clutches head and faints)

Annabeth: Percy! What - WHAT IS THAT! 

Dave the Minion: *Smiles, waves, and hits Annabeth on the head with the same club he used on Percy*

Annabeth: *faints*

(Grover and Leo run in)

Leo: OH MY GODS, IT'S DAVE THE MINION!!!!

Dave: *knocks out Grover and Leo*

(Everyone disappears to the Room of Requirement, which is decorated for Christmas, and slowly wakes up)

Percy: *wakes up on the couch and clutches his head* Ugh....

Kitty: *jumps on Percy* WAKE UP, IT'S CHRISTMAS, IT'S CHRISTMAS!!

Percy: GAH!!!!!!! *falls off the couch and jumps up, whipping Riptide out of his pocket and looks around wildly* 

Kitty: *sits on the couch* Hahaha, you look so funny! *mimics Percy*

Dave: *laughs and nudges Kevin the Minion, who also laughs*

Percy: *puts away Riptide while glaring at Kitty* What's going on?

Kitty: Well, it's Christmas time, so I thought it'd be fun to gather all our old friends and play a Christmas themed game of truth or dare! 

Percy: Oh, come on!

Annabeth: *wakes up* WHAT?!

Grover: *wakes up* Ugh... AH, WHO ARE YOU?

Kitty: KITTY THE GREAT AND POWERFUL! *lightning booms in the background* Oh, that was a great installment. 

Leo: *wakes up and sees Kitty* Kitty?

Kitty: Hey, Leo.

Leo: Where's May? 

Kitty: *points at random door in the wall* 

Leo: *runs through door and flings it open and runs into the sky, yelling greetings to May, who is obviously not floating around in the sky* 

Kitty: Oh, whoops, wrong door!

Leo: *looks around wildly, then just looks at Kitty* Dang it. *falls seven floors* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA DIE! I'M GONNA DIE!!!!! I'M GONNA *disappears and returns to the Room of Requirement*

Kitty: You're gonna get saved by me. Sorry, she's behind that door. *points at another door*

Leo: *cautiously walks towards it and opens it*

The guests and other characters: FREEDOM!!!!!! *run out and trample Leo*

Leo: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *is squashed*

May: *notices Leo* Whoops, sorry. *helps him up*

Leo: Ow. *faints*

May: *quietly observes Leo, then...* WAKE UP! 

Leo: I'M UP!

Kitty: *stands up on a chair* Good to see you all again! We are here to play more truth or dare! Yaaaay! To kick off the festivities, Erin -

Hermione: Wait! Hold it!

Kitty: Yes?

Hermione: Will we get back home in time for Christmas?

Kitty: Yes, because except for dares there, the outside world is frozen in time! Isn't that great? We can play for as long as we want to!

Hermione: -_- Joy...

Kitty: Yup!

Erin: Can I do my dares now?

Kitty: Sure!

Erin: Ok! Peeta, truth or dare?

Peeta: I get a choice? It's a Christmas miracle!

Erin: Actually, I was just asking to be polite. You have to do a dare! You have to make a quintuple-layer cake! It has to have chocolate, vanilla, strawberry, and be Christmas themed!

Peeta: Yes! Finally, a good dare!

Harry: Lucky. *pouts*

Peeta: *goes and starts his cake*

(Four hours later)

Peeta: Ta-da!

Kitty: OMG, that's awesome!

(Peeta's cake looks like a two-foot tall Christmas tree that looks like it has snow on it, ornaments, and presents at the base - picture on side ->)

Percy: *stares open-mouthed at the cake* I want to eat it... So... Bad...

Erin: And you will! 

Peeta and Percy: WHAT?

Erin: Your dare is to eat Peeta's cake!

Peeta: *hugs the cake protectively* But I worked too hard on this for that PIG to eat it!

Percy: I am not a pig! I'm a growing boy with a sweet-tooth. 

Peeta: You're growing, alright. Outwards. *pat's Percy's tummy*

Percy: *scowls and clutches his stomach*

Hermione: Are we talking about Ron or Percy?

Ron: HEY!

Hermione: Love you, Ronnie. *kisses Ron*

Ron: I'm good. :)

Kitty: Peeta, I'll make a copy of the cake, and Percy will eat the copy, okay?

Peeta: *nods* Okay. 

Kitty: *snaps her fingers and a copy of the cake appears on a table in front of Percy*

Percy: :D My life is complete.

Annabeth: *looks at Percy accusingly* You said your life was complete when you first kissed me. 

Percy: .... *stuffs his face into the cake*

Annabeth: *sighs* You're right, Peeta. He's swine. 

Ron: I thought he was a pig. Is he swine and a pig? A swig? 

Annabeth: *rolls eyes* Same thing. 

Ron: *looks puzzled*

(Two hours later)

Percy: *burrrrrrrp* DONE. *faints*

Kitty: Ew. 

Katniss: *whips out a marker and starts to draw a mustache on Percy's face*

Annabeth: HEY!

Katniss: Sorry, I -

Annabeth: I WAS GOING TO DO THAT! *grabs Katniss's marker and draws a goatee on Percy's face* 

Jack the Cheese: I WANT A MUSTACHE!

Kitty: *jumps* Oh, Jack, I almost forgot about you!

Jack the Cheese: *outraged* WHAT?! 

Kitty: Sorry, you were being so quiet...

Jack the Cheese: I was mourning for that cake Jackson just murdered. R.I.P., Frosty. 

Kitty: Well, you have a dare.

Jack the Cheese: ME??? :D I'm flattered! I love you, whoever gave me that dare!

Erin: That was me.

Jack the Cheese: *hugs Erin*

Erin: You have to have a Christmas tree carved into you!

Jack the Cheese: *releases Erin in horror and just stares at her* .....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tries to flee*

Percy: *suddenly wakes up* GET HIM! *flops back down* 

Everyone: *grabs carving knives and sticks* CHAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(After an hour of running around the Room of Requirement)

Kitty: *tackles Jack* GOTCHA!

Jack the Cheese: ARGH! *punches Kitty*

Kitty: *hits back*

(The two get into a serious fight, and dust obscures them from the others' views. All they can hear is yells, including," GET YOUR HAND OUT OF MY SHIRT, YOU OVERGROWN CHEESE CURD!" and "Oh, no you didn't!") 

(Finally, Kitty emerges, holding Jack the Cheese by the tip of his block)

Jack the Cheese: *sounding like he has a cold* Haay! Getch yer hand offa ma nose! 

Kitty: Not until you let us carve a Christmas tree into you. 

Jack the Cheese: NEVER! *swings a punch at Kitty but fails to hit her*'

Kitty: Haha, SUCKER!

Jack the Cheese: *tries again and hits Kitty in the stomach*

Kitty: Ooh! *doubles over and releases Jack*

Jack the Cheese: *doing a victory dance* I HAVE FINALLY OVERCOME THE GREAT KITTY!!

Percy: *hits him over the head with a pot*

Jack the Cheese: *faints*

Percy: There. It was that easy.

Kitty: Show-off... Peeta, you wanna do the honors? I'm gonna go grab some medicine, and possibly arrange a doctor's appointment.... *walks away, still hunched over*

Peeta: *grabs a knife from Hermione and starts carving*

(Twenty minutes later)

Peeta: I'm almost there... Aaaand.. Do -

Jack the Cheese: I'M UP! *jumps up*

Peeta: AH! *falls backwards*

Harry: Pfft, wimp. 

Ginny: *Puts Arnold on Harry's head*

Harry: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! OH MY MERLIN, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!!!!! *flails around trying to get Arnold off*

Ginny: Pfft, hypocrite. 

Jack the Cheese: I feel naked... *looks down* GAH!!!!!! I - I - I - I - I -

Katniss: crouches down and hits him on the back in attempt to get him to stop stuttering*

Jack the Cheese: I'M A CHRISTMAS CHEESE!

Ron: Do Christmas cheeses taste good?

Jack the Cheese: *glares at Ron and starts talking in a sarcastic voice* No, Ronald, we taste like vegetables.

Ron: *jumps back* Ew! You disgust me!

Jack the Cheese: Who did this to me? 

Everyone but Peeta and Jack: *points at Peeta, who is pointing at the Christmas tree in the corner*

Jack the Cheese: *cracks knuckles and starts to slowly approach*

Katniss: *kisses Peeta* It was nice knowing you.

Peeta: Wh-wh-wh-

Jakc the Cheese: YAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! *attacks*

Peeta: OH MY - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - *is cut off by Jack jumping on him* TELL MY - *POW* MOTHER *WHOP* I REALLY *SOCKO* HATE HER!! *BAM*

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Thanks for reading!

Kitty