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Anna was the first to find her voice. "Okay... that was a strange turn of events, but now we'll be headed to some other high-tech labs to see some more projects."

They silently boarded the elevator, and headed up again.

When the doors opened, Peter knew he (and Flash) were going to die. They were on the floor of his labs; the ones he constantly worked in, when he wasn't with Tony in their personal lab.

Not to mention he and Shuri worked in this floor here, so he would definitely see her. Wonderful.

Flash, apparently, didn't have an off button. "How much did you pay them to pretend to know you Penis? Oh wait, I forgot, you're broke and probably live in a cardboard box." Flash sneered, before moving away.

Peter's eyes stung at the jibe at his and Aunt May's wealth. Sure, it shouldn't have bothered him, but he felt like he wasn't helping their financial situation.

Peter was jolted out of his thoughts when they walked into a lab and he heard Anna saying, "and right here is the-"

She was cut off by a certain meme lord. "PETER MY GOOD VINEY BOI!"

Next thing he knew, he was huggle-tackled (did I just make up that word? Yes I did fight me *hisses*) by none other than the princess of Wakanda.

"What the f*ck is up Kyle? No, what did you say dude, step the f*ck up, Kyle!" Peter exclaimed, momentarily forgetting about his class.

They stared at him, shocked that he was speaking to a freaking princess like that.

"Hi, yes, thanks for checking in, I'm sTiLl A pIeCe Of GaRbAgE!" Shuri laughed, part sing-screaming the last part.

"Whoa, what? How does Penis Parker know the princess of Wakanda?!" Flash yelled. "Hire another lookalike did ya?"

Mr. Harris smirked, agreeing, and obviously thinking that Shuri was just a lookalike.

Shuri narrowed her eyes. "What did you just say?" She snarled stalking over to him, eyes flashing (heh) murderously.

Flash was clearly not intimidated by her, most likely since she's a girl and he's a b*tch. "How does Penis know you? You're probably not the real princess of Wakanda."

Shuri, being the bad*ss she was, didn't hesitate to punch him in the face. "Well," she smiled sweetly, "anyone else have problem with Peter? No? Great! I'm stealing him for a few minutes." She dragged him away.

"Thanks Shuri, but you didn't need to do that." Peter mumbled, his face flaming red.

"Yeah, right," she snorted. "How long has this guy been an *sshole to you?"

"Um... middle school... maybe elementary?" Peter had to guess since it was so long that he couldn't really remember a time without the bullying.

She sighed. "Peter you're Spider-Man. You're perfectly capable of standing up for yourself."

"Well yeah, but then everyone's gonna know my identity. Also, I'd have to explain to everyone why I did that, and they'd kill Flash." Peter replied.

Shuri snorted. "Yeah well, they're gonna kill him anyway if he stays in the Tower for a few more seconds."

Their conversation came to an end when Peter heard his name being called.

"Peter! Hey Peter! Can you help us with this equation? There's something wrong with it, but we don't know what." An intern yelled.

"Sure, I'll try my best," Peter called back.

The class watched in astonishment, Flash with a bloody nose, as Peter fixed the problem and solved the equation in a few minutes.

"Thanks Pete," the intern who called to him earlier said. "What would we do without you?"

"You'd be so bored because Shuri and I wouldn't be able to quote vines and make you laugh all day." Peter replied with a grin.

The intern snorted. "If you say so."

He rejoined the group, and Shuri decided to stick with them.

Anna soon ushered them out, and Shuri introduced herself (even though she didn't need to) to Ned and MJ.

"Hey, I'm Shuri and I have never been to oovoo javer." She smirked.

Ned looked like he would pass out, but he managed a few words. "Whaddup my name's Jared, I'm 19, and I never f*ckin learned how to read." (Ned is also an educated meme lord. Fight me)

Shuri grinned, and announced, "you are my people."

"His real name's Ned," Peter laughed.

The class arrived in a room with couches and TVs (not the Avengers chill room; an intern chill room for when they were in breaks). It had a balcony from the floor above it as well.

They heard a voice that sounded like Gamora's scream, "PETER I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" She stormed into view, looking out from the balcony. Peter hid behind Ned, MJ, and Shuri. Flash snickered quietly, thinking that cinnamon roll Peter was about to die.

Gamers saw Peter Parker hiding, and her face softened. "Not you sweetie, you're an angel and I'm delighted you're here." She reassured him.

Peter smiled, nodding and coming out from behind his friends.

Flash was disappointed that the woman wasn't coming after Parker, but held his tongue since he didn't want to get punched again.

A few minutes later, they came across a weird sight (at least for the class, it was normal for the meme squad, aka MJ, Shuri, Peter, and Ned).

Peter Quill was sprinting down the hallway with Rocket in his back. As usual, Rocket was holding a gun, and laughing his head off. Peter had no idea how he stayed on Quill's back. The two were being chased by Gamora, who was screaming bloody murder.

Peter wondered where Groot and Drax were, before he got his answer.

Groot was wearing heelys big enough to fit his tree-y feet, and heelying down the hallway, complete with a set of headphones and phone, which he was using to record the scene.

Drax was nowhere to be found, but he might have been standing very incredible still.

The Meme Squad burst out laughing. "Groot, send me that footage when you're done!" Shuri shouted, almost crying.

Groot gave a thumbs-up, saying, "I am Groot!"

"Thanks Groot!" Peter called.

After a good five to ten minutes, they finally calmed down. The class stared at them in confusion.

"What?" "What the?!" "What even were those things?!" "You're friends with a tree and a raccoon?!" The class yelled a bajillion questions are once.

"Whoa, slow down!" Ned yelled. Peter was glad, because he was getting a headache due to his enhanced senses.

"Okay, one question at a time," MJ ordered.

"Who were those... people?" Cindy asked.

"The woman screaming bloody murder was Gamora, the guy who is about to die at the hands of Gamora is Peter Quill, the raccoon on Peter's back was Rocket, and Groot was the tree." Shuri explained.

"Wait, Peter Quill?" Asked someone at the back.

"Yeah..."

"Oh my God I watched a Buzzfeed Unsolved about his disappearance holy-"

"Okay!" MJ cut them off. "Any more questions?"

Apparently that was everything that was running through everyone's minds, because no one had any more questions.

Anna cleared her throat. "Alright everyone, on with the tour!"