That face when Bob and Wade both have wives but Mark doesn't even have a girlfriend.

Sam: You need to meet Mark NOW.
You two will fall in love immediately

Me: Am I supposed to not agree with that

Sam: You two will be Marriedm Emily/Septi_Plier and I will be single.

Me: PLOT TWIST, you both end up married and I'll just be there like "I like catz."