Disclaimer ***

Read at your risk.
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''You are an ointment 

To my hurted soul''

She is an entertainment 

To my lascivious nights 

''You are my solace ,

An emotionally shadowed shelter''

She is just shoelace ,

An occasionally burned bedwarmer 

''You are quenching water 

Made of molecules of 

Two Heavenly uncrudded creams ,

A pearl yielding Oyster''

She is a cocktail ;

An intoxicating mixture of 

two jiggling big boobs 

A damn sucking bombshell !

''You are salt crystals 

To my carrot broth''

She is viagra pills

To boost my virility 

''You are mine Queen''

No , just a concubine 

''You are barbie doll''

Nope , plastic sex toy

''You're the password ''

Nah! a life sentence !

''You are evergreen oasis ''

She is treeless tundra

''We are soul mates''

Nah!Temporarily mating

mates

''Your dad , my friend ''

He is untolerable foe

''I am with you ''

Where is the lawyer?

''She was a nymphomaniac! ''

''You are my King'' 

Just a temporary accompany 

''You are Captain America''

Nope , 95 yrs old dildo 

''You are artificial sweetener 

To wet my dreams''

He is yony stone

To tighten pelvic muscles 

''You're glucose equals to 

Six heroic auburn Centaurs ,

Possessed of Twelve HP ,

Blowing Six cylinders Oxygen'' 

He is washing serum

A basses based chemical 

Of ejaculated body fluid

To balance pH  level 

''You are my mentor 

Supporting my reproduction everyday''

He is my massager

Teaching art of seduction 

''You are my mammography 

Deducting tumours of negativity''

He is plastic surgery

Facading my lost chastity. 

''A key to happiness ''

Who is spare key?

''You're potent as stallion''

He is castrated capon

''Made for each other ''

Doomed for each other 

''Your mom , my bestie''

She is hectic nitpicker

''I am with you ''

What about alimony?

''He was a debauchee! ''

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P.S

       The comparison of 'uncruded cream' to 'bosoms' is officially inspired by the poet Edmund Spencer. (Prothalamian- poem)
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A/N

       Hello adventurers!? I know this piece of work was so sarcastic and satiric.

If you don't like this shit,
it is your wrong risk.