XI: Shrek
So we got comfy because it was going to be a two-day train ride. If only we weren't demigods because then we could have phones or an MP3 player or something. Oh well. I pulled out of my bag a little MP3 player, the bands it had were: Green Day, Newsies, Queen, Foo fighters, and of course some Disney music. You see I'm complicated when it comes to my taste in music, I like depressing songs and Disney. I have three rules when it comes to music it must have a good beat, having drums is preferable because it will help with the beat, and electric guitar, you have to have a good beat to make it. That's the most important rule the others are just preferences. It's likely you're either a musical or Disney if you don't have drums or guitar. Don't give me any rap or pop music. Anyways off the topic of music...
"What are you doing!"
"What, you mean this little thing?"
"Yeah I do, you're going to get us killed!"
"Calm down, remember I'm the son of a minor god, my aura isn't quite as strong as yours."
"Don't care, put it away!"
"Fine, fine, jeez can't listen to music with these people," I muttered
"I heard that."
I put the MP3 player away.
"Whatever I'm going to get some shut-eye."
"Alright."
So there and then I passed out. It's another advantage of being a son of Morpheus, I can sleep essentially anywhere.
"Oh, you are a clever little one."
"Not you again."
"Yeah, yeah kid, I'm back."
"Why?"
"To praise you and your friends on your brilliance."
"No really, why are you here."
"I mean, I think it's clever that you figured out that you have to go to Santa Fe."
"Who's side are you on?"
"I'm on my side, I look after myself and only myself!"
"Then why are you helping me? Aren't you supposed to keep my dad hidden because Zeus told you to?"
"He just told me to steal him, never told me I had to keep him hidden."
"Okay."
I heard an ominous laugh
"Very well done granddaughter."
"What was that?"
"Nothing!"
"Can you tell me your name"
"Sure, It's B-"
The dream ended. So close. So close. Miranda looked over at me.
"Idiot!"
"What?!"
"We made a bit of the trip bu-"WAIT! You're telling me I was asleep for a day and you didn't think to wake me up?"
"I mean, I wanted to, but Connor told me the last time he tried you nearly bit his finger off."
"I remember that. Now, what was the issue?"
"We're now in Kansas-"
"Oh no, not Kansas!"
"That's not the issue."
"Miranda dear, read my shirt."
"Sarcasm- nature's defense against stupidity. Hey!"
"So we're in Kansas, what's bad."
"OGRES ARE ON THE TRAIN STUPID!"
"Oh, hey Connor."
And wouldn't you know it, the second I said that our door broke, revealing an Ogre.There you go.
A/N My editor pulled a prank and now I'm mad so here are some ogres literally why I decided to make them get attacked.
Question: Now that we have the first letter of our villain's name who do you think they are?
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