A/N: I proof read this and took out all names... 

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     There are multiple story elements that one could use compare two stories. But for the sake of criteria, this essay will only discuss three of them. I am not actually going to use this in my actual essay, I am just typing because it makes me feel like I am making some sort of phantasmal progress. So I will discuss random things with you using as much personal pronouns as I can, because why not? Anyway, you might ask yourself, why does my life suck? Why can't I seem to accomplish as much as my peers? Why does my older brother act like an idiot? The answer is simple: you must find out for yourself.

     So why does your life suck? You are not the only one to ask that question. I have, and I still cannot come up with an answer. Well, the events that occur in one's many experiences may very well determine your outlook on life. For instance, if something good happens to you, you may feel like life is worth living to see it to the end. (Sigh) I am wasting time that I could be using to write my actual essay. Anyway, I can't seem to come up with a good title or a good hook to grab the reader. I don't even have a week to write this essay. Something like this may make you thing that your life sucks. So if you think that your life sucks, you probably have an essay that is due on Tuesday. (It's Friday...)

     Now, why can't you seem to accomplish as much as your peers? Well, the answer to this is simple, you're lazy like I am. You want to do the minimal amount of work but still seem like you are doing well. Therefore, when you see your peers are working to be the best at what they do, you feel a sense of emptiness while you think that your peers feel a sense of fulfillment. I may just fill up the rest of this page then stop, having wasted about 45 minutes writing a ludicrous amount about the reader's psychoactive controls. Then, when it is finished, I will save this document to reflect back on it later and think to myself, "Man, I sound like a sophisticated idiot!" ( ______'s future thoughts). So if you don't seem to accomplish as much as your peers do, you are either a lazy, sophisticated idiot like myself or....you're just an idiot! Ha-ha!

     On a more serious note however, why do your older brothers act like idiots? Don't ask me! Their mind is a complicated enigma...

     So... this is the conclusion. I hope that you learned a lot from this essay. Well so far, I haven't filled up the page yet so I will continue. So anyway, I typed this essay despite the noise around me, so I think I did pretty well. Maybe I should get this published or something... Kidding! No one will want to hear this if they can come to these conclusions themselves. Or, this could open the reader's eyes to reveal the idiot that they are (if they have asked themselves these questions). Well, soon I will start to write my real essay. For some reason, the introduction is always the most difficult part for me. The body paragraphs are the easiest. My older brother says that I am just "bull-crapping" my way through this essay but then again, older brothers act like idiots! Well I am going to stop now and you are probably going to be confused by the ending because it kind of just stops in the middle of a thought...