I was sitting on a 'bullhead' as I'm told, heading to a place called 'bacon'. I was thinking of some puns, when a blonde haired girl, and a black haired girl with red tips approached. "hello there cutie~" the blonde haired girl said. I decided to 'check' the duo.

Yang Xiao Long

LV: 2

ATK: 10 (25)

DEF: 2 (10)

AURA: 75

flirtatious, but can be serious when she wants

Ruby Rose

LV:3

ATK: 50 (100)

DEF: 25 (150)

AURA: 150

very childish, loves cookies, and a special breed of hero known as the silver eyed warriors

"hey" I said. "my names Yang, and this is my sister ruby. we noticed you were upset, and came to try and cheer you up" Yang said. "whatever, I'm Chara" I said. "that's strange, one of our friends name is Chara" Ruby said. 'so this is an AU, I thought this was a whole other world' I thought. "strange" I said, "welp, is that how you treat a new friend, shake my hand" I said. Ruby looked confused, but held her hand out. I grasped her hand and phbhhbhbhbhb. the whoopee cushion I strapped to my hand set off. Yang and I cracked up laughing, and Ruby looked embarrassed. "ol' whoopee cushion in the hand trick, It NEVER  gets old" I said, "well, I'll see you later, partner" I said, as I walked off.

when we landed, I stepped off, and saw a place that reminded me of new home. "if only I had kept my promise, we all could have been happy on the surface" I whispered to myself. I kept following the crowd. when I arrived at the auditorium, I saw someone two people who looked like me. I walked up to the duo in black and red sweaters, and one had a yellow flower wrapped around their arm. "what's with the change of outfit, pretty mirror" I said to the person with the flower on their arm. "stop flirting with me" they barked back. "is that any way to greet an old... well I guess you have a point. I am responsible for you dying thousands of times... so you gonna follow my request" I asked. "do the three of us know you" a person with brown hair and bright, red eyes demanded. "let's see, we've got Frisk, a flower, and you. wait, let me guess, I've got the right people, but the wrong AU" I asked. "yeah, seems about right, the name's Chara" the red eyed person said. "the name's Chara as well" I said. "why aren't you in your AU" frisk asked. I just shrugged my shoulders. "all I remember is 'fighting' frisk in the judgment hall, realizing that if I had kept my promise, we all could of been happy on the surface, I asked them that next time we meet that they kill me again, they tried to give me MERCY, but someone else killed me from behind" I said, "and then I wake up in this AU". and apparently we talked through all of Ozpins speech. "anyways, this is Flowey, Flowey the flower" frisk said. "h-howdy, pl-please don't hur-hurt m-me" they stuttered. "what the fuck happened down their" I asked. "basically everyone was trying to kill us" Chara said. "oookayyyy. well, later mirrors" I said and I once again, followed the crowd

once I reached a ball room of sorts, I set up shop and went to sleep. I was awoken from my slumber by a women yelling "IT'S MORNING". I groaned as I stretched away the pain from sleeping on the floor. I got something to eat, and kept ahold of a plastic knife, just incase. I pulled my hood up, and tightened Rei's scarf. "Would all first years, please come to the cliff for initiation" I heard Oz say. I had no idea where the cliff was so I used the crowd of people as my guide.

I was standing on a grey platform, that reminded me of the ruins from the underground. "do not hesitate to kill anything in your way, or you will die" I heard Oz say as I came back to reality. I was instantly launched into the air. "FUCK YOU OZDICK" I yelled. I took a 'shortcut' to the ground, and saw a pack of twenty Beowulfs. I summoned four knives and sent them through some of the Beowulf's skulls. I summoned two Gaster blaster, and fired. four Beowulfs tried to pounce me, but they were pierced by bones. I summoned five knives, and sent them to cut some of the Beowulf's heads off. A skeleton with white and black clothes, a large knife-sword thing, killed the remaining Beowulfs. "guess we're partners" the skeleton said, "the names Cross". "Chara" I said. "he must be from an AU, what do you think" Cross whispered. "well no dip sherlock" a floating skeleton white kid with white and black clothes said. "so you gonna explain the floating kid, or what" I asked. "you can see Chara/me" they asked. "trust me, I've seen weirder, ever killed your own family indirectly" I asked. "so you came from a genocide timeline as well" Cross asked. "yeah, why hasn't your human reset" I asked. "I'm the last survivor from a genocide timeline with NO reset capability" Cross said, "why haven't YOU reset". "one, because I'm not determined enough to try and stop the genocide, two, I have no idea how to even get back to my AU" I said. "I see, sorry for accusing you of being the killer" he said. "nah it's fine. besides, if I had just kept an eye out for them, and kept them from dying thousands of times, I could have prevented it" I said. "sorry 'bout that" Chara said. "well, let's grab the three of us a relic" Cross said. "Relic?" I asked, "sorry, I spaced out during Oz's speech". Cross ignored my comment, and we walked north.

(in this story, I'm altering x-tales plot, and cross Chara's soul merged with Cross's after he fell. she is good, and Frisk decided to do a genocide run)

we reached a ruin, where we saw Fell Frisk, Fell Chara, Ruby, Yang, and the rest of the roster. Ruby was currently pinned down by a giant feather, but Cross summoned a giant knife, and cut the feather, freeing Ruby. I saw a giant boar thing, and my eye flashed red. I heard devilovania start playing.

https://youtu.be/mJl7HIjIKYI

I summoned a knife, but the boar's skull was too thick. I summoned four Gaster Blasters, and the boar was turned to dust with four red energy beams. "get dunked on" I said with barely any energy.

Cross grabbed a relic, and we all ran to the cliff, only for Frisk, Chara, Cross, and I to be interrupted by a glitchy skeleton. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE ERROR" Cross yelled. Chara took over his body, and summoned a giant knife. "I see you've given up on the x-event" this supposed error said. error summoned eight glitchy Gaster Blasters, and said "I tried to be friendly". "I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want, but I will find you, and I will kill you" I said

[take 2]

"I don't know who you are, but your gonna have a BAD time" I said

and finally done. damn, this took longer than I expected. anyways, give me some feedback, and I will try and improve. until next time, toodles