Q and A GameShow Part 2
Thanks to sasjenmagic12 for a little advice. Part 2 out of 3, here we go!
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"And we are back after that very long commercial!" Kat grinned. "Our next four contestants are.... Annabeth Chase, Nico Di Angelo, Leo Valdez, and Thalia Grace!"
The four walked up, Annabeth looking confused, and Thalia and Nico trudging along in the back. Leo was thrilled, grinning and slapping everyone's hand. They all went up to their stands, Annabeth's in gray and gold, Nico's in a darker gray, Leo's in red and orange, and Thalia's in sliver and light blue.
"So how you guys doing." Kat leaned on Annabeth's stand.
"How are you guys doing." Annabeth corrected her. "And is this an actual question?"
"Ah ah ah, Annabeth, you can't answer a question with a question." She clicked the laughter button.
"Well I am very confused, and I feel like you are crazy, but fine I guess."
"Ya I'm crazy. What about you Death Angel?"
Nico muttered something.
"Huh?"
"Okay."
"Aw he's camera shy!" Kat laughed. "We'll fix that."
"I'm doing great!" Leo said immediately. "Thanks for having me on the show and can I say that it is a true honor."
"Suck up." Someone coughed from the audience.
"Quiet dad!" Leo said.
"Okay then." Kat interrupted a beautiful father son moment. "Thalia!"
She winced. "Let's just get this over with."
"What she said!" Kat went over to Annabeth. "So Annabeth. If Luke was still, ya know, alive, would you date either him, or Percy?"
Annabeth flinched when Kat said Luke. "I think that this is too personal for a gameshow."
"Gameshow, part two." Kat corrected. "But no matter. Just don't get mad when you lose."
The audience ooed.
"Fine. If I actually hung out with Seaweed Brain and got to know him, I'd date him. But if I stuck with Luke, I would want him. But I don't even know when Luke even liked me. Or if he even liked me like a girlfriend, and not a sister. After all, the guy was, like, 5 years older, so that would've made things awkward and-"
"Audience?" Kat cut off Annabeth quickly.
The audience started clapping a little, and since Percy was clapping like crazy, the dial went up to That's Cool!.
Annabeth frowned. "I wasn't finished."
"Neeks?" Kat leaned on Nico's post.
"Don't call me that." He muttered.
"Cheer up! Now since you're everyone's favorite emo boy-"
"What?"
"You has two questions! Now, the first one is from a number of people; which ship do you like the most that's about you?"
Nico sighed. "Look I don't feel like talking about this kind of stuff. But I like Solangelo, with me and Will. I like him and he accepts me for who I am."
A pause, then the dial bursted up to Amazhang almost immediately. Will was seen grinning like crazy in the audience.
"Nice answer Neeks. Now, the second question is from Hippoishorseingreek: If you were to date a girl, who would her godly parent have to be?"
Nico closed his eyes and bit his lip. "I don't know. Definitely not an Aphrodite girl, no offense Piper."
"None taken!" Piper yelled.
"Maybe someone who would understand me, and isn't too uptight. Not Hermes, or Athena, or Ares," He counted on his fingertips, but threw his hands up. "I don't know! I can't imagine the perfect person for me other than Will."
A bunch of awwws were in the crowd.
"Ya got a poet for a son Hades." Apollo nudged the God of death.
"Don't touch me." Hades grumbled.
"Like father like son." Kat sighed. "Audience?"
Undeniable clapping, and it made it up to Amazhang again.
"Good job Neeks. Sup Leo!"
"Wassup." He winked at the crowd.
"You have a few questions as well because..."
"All da ladies luv Leo!" He finished.
"So what is your favorite animal?"
He rubbed his chin. "Hmm... Can it be a mythical one?"
"Why not?"
"Then a Phoenix. Because one, it's a Fall Out Boy song, two, it's all firey, and four, it dies, and rises from the ashes!"
"And Dumbledore has one." Kat added.
Leo frowned. "What's a Dumbledore?"
Kat waved the question away. "Audience?"
The audience clapped and the dial turned up to That's Cool!.
"Good, good. Next question is from me, actually."
"Oh gods." Leo looked scared.
"Will you tell us a joke?"
Leo raised an eyebrow. "Really?"
"Yap."
"I'll be glad to." He cracked his knuckles. "So two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin says 'good grief it's hot in here' and the other one says 'good grief, a talking muffin!'"
A few people chuckled while the seven burst out in laughter. They were always hearing Leo's jokes. Hephaestus's booming laugh was heard above all.
"It wasn't that funny." Zeus muttered.
A few people gasped.
"My boy is funnier than your children." Hephaestus got up.
Zeus got up as well. They were sitting a few people apart, so Poseidon and Hades were awkwardly in the middle.
"Oh yeah?" Zeus said. "Thalia make a joke!"
Thalia winced. "Ahm, knock knock."
"Who's there?" A couple random people said.
"The interrupting cow."
"The interrupting c-"
"Moo." Thalia muttered, and Zeus laughed louder than he should.
"That wasn't a very good joke." Hephaestus frowned.
"You wanna go ugly?" Zeus leaned forward, squishing Poseidon.
"Let's go, you son of a -"
"GO TO COMMERCIAL!" Kat cut him off quickly and loudly.
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ATTENTION! Meet Ares, the God of war. But that's not all he is. He is the founder of the bestest army camp/boarding school there is. But we refuse to say the name since the author didn't feel like thinking of one.
"We turn boys into men." Ares said.
WARNING- this school is not responsible for any deaths. Making fun of Ares with result in death.
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Don't forget to watch the new season of Hercules Busts Heads later on tonight!
-< back to the gameshow >-
"And we are back!" Kat spread her arms. "Zeus and Hephaestus are now contained using the strongest material ever... Duct tape."
Zeus and Hephaestus had kitty duct tape covering their mouths, and wrapping their arms and legs around the chairs.
"What just happened?" Annabeth asked.
"Okay let's move on to Thalia!"
Thalia stayed emotionless.
"This is a question from starfireravenwood... If you never joined the hunt, who would you date?"
She gulped. "Well if, um," she glanced at Annabeth. "If Luke hadn't died, I don't know. But..."
She took a deep breath. "Nico."
Nico's eyes widened. "Seriously?"
She nodded. "You were horrible as a little kid but as your grew up you've become more likable. Of course I couldn't break up Solangelo, but yeah. That's it."
A moment of shocked silence. Then the audience clapped and wolf whistled to between Amazhang and Wow That's The Best!.
"Nice Thalia." Kat smiled. "Now this is a question for all of you. And gods, keep it quiet back there."
She glanced back at the gods, who nodded.
"If you can be the child of any other God besides your parent, who would it be? Annabeth?"
"I refuse to answer this question until you answer mine."
Kat sighed. "Fine. But you're no fun."
Annabeth sighed. "What's going on actually."
"Well, we are on a magical gameshow that I made up to keep the readers entertained, which are the awesome people who gave your your questions. Soon we shall have surprise guests and I am uploading this chapter soon."
Annabeth went crosseyed and blinked a few times. "Um, okay. I guess I'd want to be Hecate since she has magic and she uses logic."
"Woo!" A female goddess yelled. You can guess that it was Hecate.
"Okay then. Audience?"
The dial went up a little bit passed You're Okay.
"And Nico?"
"I don't know. I guess Zeus because I can fly."
Automatically, the dial went up to That's Cool!.
"How did he get more than me?" Annabeth said.
"Leo?"
"Poseidon, because I can breathe underwater, talk to horsies, and be able to go party at Poseidon's palace."
"Excuse me?" Poseidon scoffed.
People laughed and clapped to AmaZhang.
"And last but not least, Thalia."
"If Artemis had children, I'd love to be hers. But since I can't really, I'd pick Athen since she's cool and smart."
"Did you here that?" Athena said to Apollo. "Someone said I'm cool!"
Apollo cleared his throat.
"But I am cooler.
And also hotter than you
So take that, goddess."
Athena got up, but Kat spoke. "Guys we are almost done with this chapter, so no fights."
Athena sighed and sat down, much to Apollo's relief.
"Finally, Thalia, your score." Kat gestured towards the dial. It was up to That's Cool!.
"And the loser is... Drumroll please..."
She clicked a button and a drumroll was heard.
"Annabeth!"
"Unfair." Annabeth grumbled.
"But, nothing very bad shall happen to you."
She frowned and tilted her head. "Why?"
Kat grinned. "You'll see. But for now..."
Kat clicked a button and a very small and skinny tube came above Annabeth. She winced, but all that came out was a pile of whip cream.
She licked some off her fingers. "That's it?"
"You want more? Okay!" Kat clicked it again.
Annabeth's eyes widened as a bunch of Whip cream spewed out. It wasn't enough to cover her, but enough to get her waist and up.
"And there we go!" Kat smiled at the laughing audience. "Now, the surprise..."
She clicked one more button, and computer screens popped up from under the podium. They then turned on, revealing faces.
Luke Castellan, Zoé Nightshade, Charles Beckondorf, and Octavian Augustus.
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I pulled a Rick (cliffhanger)
But I gots it up :D!
And if you guys wanna ask
Luke Castellan
Zoé Nightshade
Charles Beckendorf
Or Octavian Augustus/McFladoodleristicalelstupido
Something, go ahead.
Question: what would your Pegasus look like and what would it's name be?
Rock on, my little rebels.
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