Hallo again guys! It's me, the crazy fangirl! So here I am, torturing having a fun time with Bill! Awww, you look so cute in your baby pics! (external link)
Bill: Stop...please I'm literally BEGGING you...my reputation as scary is being ruined *shudders*
Me: Never~ So while I'm doing this, please do the disclaimer Dipper~
Dipper: Oh yeah he does look adorable in that one...wait...you were once a baby?
Oh RIGHT! Because I love this girl for embarrassing Bill, I'll do the boring disclaimer. PJHPGFBC4evah doesn't own any of the characters in her stories. Although I would love to see the horrified look on Bill's face if he finds out she owns him...hehehehehe
Me: Thanks for reading!~

(Y/N)'s P.o.V.

*Morning~*

The twins just left the room to fix up. I lay down on my unused bed (we slept on the floor) and stared at the ceiling.
        "Good morning princess!" someone suddenly said and I squeaked and sat up. 'Cipher...,' I thought angrily.
        "Oh don't be like that! Frowning in the morning ruins your day," Bill said. I just glared at him. If I just didn't need him to keep his mouth shut...I could've killed him ANY moment.
        "Mind your thoughts, kid. You might forget," his right hand erupted in blue flames again. I just grunted.
        "Hey, part of the deal is that I get to take a shower peacefully. Would you mind?" I said sarcastically. He shrugged and vanished, so I was given half an hour of tranquility.

*Time Skip brought to you by ...*

REMEMBER: If you're annoyed with persistent people, do NOT ever make a deal with a demon.
If you're annoyed with stalkers, do NOT ever make a deal with a demon.
If you're gonna die, still do NOT ever make a deal with a demon.
Ah, lesson learned~
 

    Bill has been following me around the whole day. Sometimes he's invisible to others, sometimes visible. Sometimes human, sometimes triangle. Before I die, I might even write a book on 'All The 'Sometimes' Bill Cipher Did and Was.' 
    "Guys, would you mind if I went alone to Greasy's Diner?" I asked the twins. Dipper looked suspicious at first, but he let it pass.
    "No prob! We ate lunch already anyway," Mabel said. I gave them a thumbs-up and walked towards the diner. I sat at one chair. "Can I get your order miss?" she asked.
    "I'll have twenty pancakes, please," I said and handed over the payment. She looked a bit startled but accepted the payment nonetheless.
    "Stress eating, aren't we?" Bill, who was now seated in front of me, said.
    "Ten for me and you, doofus," I answered. "I reckoned you'd follow me."
    "Thanks a lot! Haven't eaten since...okay, let's not talk about that. I don't really need food, but it does seem fun to eat."
    My order arrived and the waitress brought another plate. I put ten, like I said, pancakes on Bill's plate. I tried to savor the food, but what Bill did made me laugh.
    "Bro, are you trying to-to get diabetes?" I asked with a laugh. He was drinking the syrup after each bite of the pancake. He just grinned. I couldn't help but smile at him. Maybe he wasn't so bad after all...

    Okay, screw that. I didn't notice that he took two from mine. "Hey! Stealing is prohibited," I said angrily.

    "You weren't eating," he replied with his mouth full. I stabbed my pile of pancakes after putting syrup. We continued eating in silence. Just then...
        "OMG!!! (Y/N), you didn't tell me you had a boyfriend!" Mabel shouted, who was now beside our table with Dipper. I froze midway of eating and put my fork down.
        "Oh really, she didn't? Well, princess here likes to keep secrets. My name's William! Nice to meet y'a!" Bill said while shaking hands with Dipper and Mabel. I decided to play along, so we wouldn't get caught. Thankfully, Bill stopped trying to drink the syrup. I just kept a smile plastered on my face.
        "Well, since it looks like we intervened in your date, we'll leave now. Come on, Mabel," Dipper said while tugging Mabel. "I swear, I'm really sorry about this." Dipper gave a nervous laugh.
        "Don't worry, bro. It's fine! Mabel pops up wherever. See y'a!" I said as I waved good bye. When they left, I slumped in my seat.
        "Really, William? Boyfriend?" I asked Bill.
        "Could you come up with something better? Well, you could've said 'This is Bill Cipher, the dream demon you hate. And also, I made a deal with him,'" Bill said mockingly. Getting caught or faking a relationship...well...faking did seem better.
        "But, William? Of all the names bro...so...can I call you Will? Though it's still weird because we have a blonde Will back at camp..." I muttered mostly to myself.
        "Hey kid, chill! How about we go now?" he asked, since we did finish our food. I muttered 'kay' and we left the diner. Unexpectedly, he took my hand and interlaced our fingers. Naturally, I blushed.
        "What? If we're gonna act as a couple, we better act good. Am I right?" he said. Crap...what have I really gotten myself into...